Gordon G.
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Gordon G.
@paraphren.bsky.social
I am the very model of a modern Major-General from Toronto.
Don't you think he looks tired?
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.
September 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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I met with legislators from across Latin America about standing up to Washington fascism by extending the Canadian boycott internationally.
Check this out.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2SC...
Canada MP DESTROYS Trump in MAJOR SPEECH in MEXICO!!!
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
www.youtube.com
August 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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🤪
June 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I’ve seen a few variations of this making the rounds. I like this one best.

I don’t know who the original artist is but thank you to them.
June 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Ok 2025 still counts. Romulan interference and all. #startrek
June 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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These boxes are not moving. A mind-bending optical illusion by Japanese artist Jagarikin.
May 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Wait, does Disney own the rights to Rocky Horror? Does that make Magenta and Columbia Disney princesses?
May 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It's erection day, Canada!

Vote Canada Hard!
April 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If puns were deli meats this would be the wurst.
April 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I love whoever made this. verb-the-noun.com
It's a " the " slogan generator for PP. Just keep hitting refresh.
Some quality slogans so far:
- Level the News
- Spin the Fact
- Harm the Effective
- Mention the Bit
#cdnpoli
Verb the Noun
verb-the-noun.com
April 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
April 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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🇨🇦 #elbowsup Toronto council - no more US rideshare for staff. Buh-bye uber, lyft. Hello Hovr, taxis in Toronto
www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...
#Toronto #cdnpoli #buyCanadian #tariff #rideshare
City of Toronto bars staff from using American rideshare companies such as Uber
City staff are also being asked to refrain from using delivery giant Amazon for official business
www.theglobeandmail.com
March 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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“When one door closes that’s it, you’re fucked.”
-Cybertruck Owner’s Manual
March 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I'm amazed that nobody has brought up (as a _totally_ unhinged conspiracy theory) that the reason Trump (and Elon) want Canada is so that Elon can become president of the United States after Trump
March 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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*nods knowingly*
March 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Elon needs to take the hint from Europe.

They are not interested in his MEGA movement.
February 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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bird flu? uh yeah I’d sure hope they do
January 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I heard that people are pro-mushroom here.
January 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Aren't these the Romulans that wanted all the salacious details on Kira and Odo banging? Pervs.
Say what you want about Romulans but they are always fitted, TERF bangs freshly lined up
January 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM