Ethan
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Ethan
@paperbagprophet.bsky.social
· Jan 31
Not a day goes by where I don’t think: If it weren’t for those raccoons playing in the Hadron Collider…
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Screaming "wtf" and waiting for a spontaneous uprising is going to discourage you. There won't be a spontaneous uprising. That's just not where the people are at.
Organize for the long term. Build community. Build resilience. Have a strategy for whatever corner of this thing you're working on.
Organize for the long term. Build community. Build resilience. Have a strategy for whatever corner of this thing you're working on.
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Screaming "wtf" and waiting for a spontaneous uprising is going to discourage you. There won't be a spontaneous uprising. That's just not where the people are at.
Organize for the long term. Build community. Build resilience. Have a strategy for whatever corner of this thing you're working on.
Organize for the long term. Build community. Build resilience. Have a strategy for whatever corner of this thing you're working on.
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
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They want all of America voting like Black people pre civil rights movement
Of all the dirty tricks: juking USPS rules so that the postmark of mail-in ballots won't reflect the date they were put in the hands of the Postal Service, creating a pretext to throw out the votes.
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
They want all of America voting like Black people pre civil rights movement
This year, I have no time for people who aren’t sincere, aligned, or authentic.
If their actions and behaviors don’t match their words or values, they just aren’t for me.
If their actions and behaviors don’t match their words or values, they just aren’t for me.
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This year, I have no time for people who aren’t sincere, aligned, or authentic.
If their actions and behaviors don’t match their words or values, they just aren’t for me.
If their actions and behaviors don’t match their words or values, they just aren’t for me.
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Dear listeners,
When the days feel narrow and the noise gets loud, try a song.
Not as escape — as evidence.
Someone, somewhere, once felt this too and made something that still holds.
If hope is hiding, it often hums first.
When the days feel narrow and the noise gets loud, try a song.
Not as escape — as evidence.
Someone, somewhere, once felt this too and made something that still holds.
If hope is hiding, it often hums first.
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Dear listeners,
When the days feel narrow and the noise gets loud, try a song.
Not as escape — as evidence.
Someone, somewhere, once felt this too and made something that still holds.
If hope is hiding, it often hums first.
When the days feel narrow and the noise gets loud, try a song.
Not as escape — as evidence.
Someone, somewhere, once felt this too and made something that still holds.
If hope is hiding, it often hums first.
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Goodnight, skyline.
as if a shower of meteors was a common occurrence
around the bed each night
as if a shower of meteors was a common occurrence
around the bed each night
December 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Goodnight, skyline.
as if a shower of meteors was a common occurrence
around the bed each night
as if a shower of meteors was a common occurrence
around the bed each night
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the vice president is a klansman
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the vice president is a klansman
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Color me shocked.
Doctors Catch Cancer-Diagnosing AI Extracting Patients' Race Data and Being Racist With It
A new study reveals an alarming bias present in four leading AI cancer screening tools, related to race, gender, and age.
futurism.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Color me shocked.
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Trump Denaturalization Plan ‘Virtually Impossible,’ Ex-Official Warns. The fact it is even believed discussed is chilling! www.newsweek.com/trump-denatu...
www.newsweek.com
December 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Trump Denaturalization Plan ‘Virtually Impossible,’ Ex-Official Warns. The fact it is even believed discussed is chilling! www.newsweek.com/trump-denatu...
It’s wild watching white people take inventory of the direction of the GOP, as if there’s a “polite”, socially acceptable amount of ethnic cleansing and Hitler worship.
“Oh, yes, dear. Just a dollop of white statehood, thank you.”
“Oh, yes, dear. Just a dollop of white statehood, thank you.”
December 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It’s wild watching white people take inventory of the direction of the GOP, as if there’s a “polite”, socially acceptable amount of ethnic cleansing and Hitler worship.
“Oh, yes, dear. Just a dollop of white statehood, thank you.”
“Oh, yes, dear. Just a dollop of white statehood, thank you.”
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Friend promised to play misanthropic bingo with me today. May have to make it a drinking game.
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December 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Friend promised to play misanthropic bingo with me today. May have to make it a drinking game.
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"She reached for her phone and found the contact that she had saved as “Rob Neighbor.” Briody, a 64-year-old white empty nester who tracks his steps on brisk walks around the neighborhood, was taken aback. He said his community is waking up to the fact ICE is everywhere."
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December 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"She reached for her phone and found the contact that she had saved as “Rob Neighbor.” Briody, a 64-year-old white empty nester who tracks his steps on brisk walks around the neighborhood, was taken aback. He said his community is waking up to the fact ICE is everywhere."
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
My cat after we go to bed for the night, apparently:
December 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
My cat after we go to bed for the night, apparently:
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This is extremely important
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This is extremely important
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Oh
White House Refuses to Rule Out Summary Executions of People on Its Secret Domestic Terrorist List
The Trump administration ignored questions about whether it would order the killings of those on its NSPM-7 list — even while answering our other queries.
theintercept.com/2025/12/12/t...
The Trump administration ignored questions about whether it would order the killings of those on its NSPM-7 list — even while answering our other queries.
theintercept.com/2025/12/12/t...
White House Refuses to Rule Out Summary Executions of People on Its Secret Domestic Terrorist List
The Trump administration ignored questions about whether it would order the killings of those on its NSPM-7 list — even while answering our other queries.
theintercept.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Oh
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I keep this lovely John K. Samson laminate nearby at all times to store this message in heart and mind.
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I keep this lovely John K. Samson laminate nearby at all times to store this message in heart and mind.
Best friend: Ethan, you have ruined my life.
Me: …wait. Why?
Him: Hades 2 has stolen my entire life.
Me: Ohhhhh right right. Merry Christmas, buddy! 🎁
Him: Thank you, Dude!
Me: …wait. Why?
Him: Hades 2 has stolen my entire life.
Me: Ohhhhh right right. Merry Christmas, buddy! 🎁
Him: Thank you, Dude!
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Best friend: Ethan, you have ruined my life.
Me: …wait. Why?
Him: Hades 2 has stolen my entire life.
Me: Ohhhhh right right. Merry Christmas, buddy! 🎁
Him: Thank you, Dude!
Me: …wait. Why?
Him: Hades 2 has stolen my entire life.
Me: Ohhhhh right right. Merry Christmas, buddy! 🎁
Him: Thank you, Dude!
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Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
Federal agents use chemical irritant on crowd in Somali neighborhood of Minneapolis amid Trump crackdown
Federal agents have used chemical irritant to disperse a crowd in a heavily Somali neighborhood in Minneapolis. This happened Tuesday during a identification checks amid the Trump administration's cra...
www.mprnews.org
December 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
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Stonington Lobster Trap Tree!
December 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Stonington Lobster Trap Tree!
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Seriously Star Trek. You can just be wrong about your World War III dates. It's cool. We don't need to have that part of the timeline. We can just skip straight to fully automated luxury gay space communism.
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Seriously Star Trek. You can just be wrong about your World War III dates. It's cool. We don't need to have that part of the timeline. We can just skip straight to fully automated luxury gay space communism.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.