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Ethan
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For every fluff piece like this that they clearly paid you to write, I want to see a real journalistic take about decades of wage theft, corporate subsidies, and artificially driving prices down to drive Mom and Pop brands out of business to become an oppressive oligopoly that erodes labor laws.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
You’re telling me out of all of the Kennedy men, there are people out there going after the brain worm one who will kill thousands of children, and not this one? 🤨
Jack Schlossberg Is Just Being Himself
Schlossberg’s new role as a political correspondent for Vogue will see him combine his background in law and business with the self-described “silly goose” tendencies he displays online.
www.vogue.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
How many BPMs do you think it takes to call forth the Holy Spirit? 🧐
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
🥲
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I’ll be printing out the Migra whistle code zine to go with each whistle, but for reference:

3 short bursts= ICE sighting/ICE is nearby

1 long burst= someone is being detained.

Check to see if it’s safe, gather, document, and gather needed info to report to immigrant rights groups.
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I’m sure you’re there for work, but I hope you get to do some of the fun stuff: eat great food, see cool art, catch a comedy show
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Where are you headed?
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
You’re actually both right. Most states brought their capitals and larger cities inland to avoid naval attacks from pirates or other colonies, and to be closer to roads leading north/south and east/west.

Also worth noting the land was “owned” by different countries while we expanded south and west
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I never want to hear that the Emoluments Clause doesn’t apply to a US president ever again.

This is always where it leads.
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
All versions of this argument boil down to this:
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
… ok, but like, by the ears, or some other configuration? *ponders*
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I hear you. This absolutely disproportionately harms girls. That we 💯 agree with.

After this story came out, there was a lot of speculation about Peter Theil’s involvement in killing male sex workers he’d been involved with, etc.

Really, I hope the whole Heritage Foundation goes down with this.
Epstein Accused of Sexual Abuse by Male Teen Intern in Lawsuit
A New York man alleged in a lawsuit that Jeffrey Epstein forced him into sex when he worked for the disgraced financier as a teen-aged intern in high school.
www.bloomberg.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Well, there were also a lot of trafficked boys, and lots of speculation that people like Peter Theil abused them, too.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I, for one, am delighted to see you and the Leopards Who Eat Faces get to work.
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
She’s absolutely correct, though. The energy and water costs are highly dependent on the climate, water availability, and condition of the grid.

We can’t shove AI back in the box, but doing what we can to reduce impact and plan for sustainability and scalability is key if we want to survive.
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM