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Not a day goes by where I don’t think: If it weren’t for those raccoons playing in the Hadron Collider…
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all pies are good. simply do not say to me that any pies are bad. i do not even want to know about the kind of life that would so warp a person as to think any pie is bad
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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ESQUIRE: “ICE is hiring literally anybody, and it’s terrifying… people who flunk the exam, criminal records… yet they’re allowed to tear children from their beds at night.”

www.esquire.com/news-politic...
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
ICE has come to NC. I’ve decided to buy whistles in bulk and put out jars to distribute at a few of my favorite haunts.

Be a good neighbor. Apply heat.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Korea is flexing here with this highly artistic floating solar farm, newly commissioned days ago.

47.2 MW of capacity located near the 50 MW Imha hydroelectric dam. The modules are arranged into the shape of Korea’s flag and the Mugunghwa, Korea’s national flower.
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I'm seeing people wonder why ICE is going after Charlotte.

ICE has been at war with Charlotte's sheriff ever since he won in 2018.

We'd covered this at Bolts back in the day; this quote is from that sheriff:
“When the 8 African American sheriffs took over the largest counties in North Carolina, it became a threat to the good ol’ boy system,” says the sheriff of Charlotte. These new sheriffs broke ties with ICE.

But GOP lawmakers cracked down this week, overbidding the governor’s veto to adopt this law:
North Carolina GOP Is Cracking Down on the Black Sheriffs Who Stood Up to ICE
Boosted by new supermajorities, Republicans are closing in on legislation to mandate more collaboration with ICE and preempt local policies hard-won by immigrants’ rights advocates.
boltsmag.org
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Am I the only one who hopes this pisses off the mob?

“You raise tariffs on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding??”
‘I’m now a one-issue voter’: US shoppers fear Italian pasta tariff will cause shortage
A potential 107% tariff on Italian pasta imports could cause companies to withdraw from US market – and for US producers to raise their prices
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I’m trying. so hard.
hold on to your softness
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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"Ethical due diligence should become as routine as financial due diligence. Before asking how large a technology might become, we should ask what kind of behaviour it incentivises, what dependencies it creates, and who it leaves behind." #AIEthics

time.com/7332888/we-n...
AI Regulation is Not Enough. We Need AI Morals
"The challenge of our time is to keep moral intelligence in step with machine intelligence."
time.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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If you feel overwhelmed, remember that you can still make a difference doing little things. A compliment or word of encouragement, a tip to a favorite takeout place, a donation to a local charity, an email to your favorite author, time with a pet, a walk outside, or a phone call to a loved one.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Brb, using a terrible fusion of magic, technology and sacred geometry to unmake the universe.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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TLDR: the late Devah Pager finds that stores that engage in discrimination were more likely to close in six years than those who didn't.

Do with that what you will. 🤷🏿‍♀️
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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I really love this Vincent Van Gogh quote:

"To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace."

No romanticizing the starving artist. Van Gogh said UBI all the way.
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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*presses earpiece*

DIRECT TO CAMERA: I'm being told—one moment—yes. Yes, okay. In coalition with mercury, asbestos, and lead paint, Iraq War burn pit fumes have now endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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“Under the plan, bounty hunters may receive “monetary bonuses” depending on how successfully they track down their targets — and how many immigrants they then report to ICE.”

Or ICE could just fund the Klan directly.
ICE Plans Cash Rewards for Private Bounty Hunters to Locate and Track Immigrants
Companies hired by ICE would be given bundles of information on 10,000 immigrants at a time to locate — and paid cash bonuses for performance.
theintercept.com
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Finally. Some good news. 😌
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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You know what's spooky? 12% of the population losing food access.

If you're in a state where your rep is holding food access hostage, bother the hell out of them and boo them VERY loudly.
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Minnesota looks good on this map of Obamacare price hikes post-subsidy expiration … until you realize “good” means a $12,000-$17,999 annual increase, not a $28,000-$49,000. www.cbpp.org/research/hea...
October 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Portland dance group offers free Latin dance lessons at ICE facility 💃🏽
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This was a great reminder that now is a perfect time to donate to your local food banks to help offset our community members losing SNAP.

Let’s look after each other.
Im BEGGING y’all: please just give money to yhe foodbanks.

Foodbanks are one charity where money goes a LONG ASS WAY because they get subsidized prices for the food they purchase.

I only raised $3K by myself and it was enough for almost 11,000 full MEALS they told me.

Donate MONEY.
October 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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This is probably the most comprehensive shutdown assistance map I have seen soo far:

myfedbenefitshelp.com/shutdown-ass...
Shutdown Assistance Map - Resources for Furloughed/Excepted Federal Workers - MyFEDBenefits
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October 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Neurobiology echoing @prisonculture.bsky.social’s wise words: “Hope is a discipline.”
“Why are traumatized people so MISERABLE?”

“Too much disappointment teaches the system that ‘wanting leads to pain,’ and so it stops responding to potential rewards. … Biologically, it’s an adaptive silencing of the very circuits that make us feel alive.” www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/an-i...
How Chronic Disappointment Rewires the Brain
Chronic disappointment can train the brain to expect pain instead of reward. Restoring hope means reawakening dopamine through small actions, enriched environments, and new desire.
www.psychologytoday.com
October 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My grandma is in the ICU at the end stages of organ failure. On a FaceTime call, I told her stories of a few of my favorite memories I have of us together. The things she’s done that have inspired me. Her paintings…

Instead of good bye, she said “I love you, and I hope you have a nice life.” 💔
October 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM