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"Secretary of State Marco Rubio on the Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show"
February 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
"Secretary of State Marco Rubio on the Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show"
February 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
February 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sign up today for a free trip to Gaza!
February 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Just do this as you drive through, it's the secret access signal:
February 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Mitt Romney, you believe in free trade, you’re in your 70s, you believe in heaven and and you can get physical access to the president. These are simply just facts I am stating here.
February 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Kierkegaardians of the Galaxy
Turn a sitcom into a show about a theorist/philosopher.
Schmitt's Creek
February 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
January 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Can we do Teams instead of Zoom?"
January 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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NORTHCOM to the greatest fighting force in the history of Earth:
January 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
what the fuck
Good lord. You weren’t joking.
January 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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It's just the Anschluss bro don't worry. It's just the Sudetenland bro don't sweat it. It's just Danzig bro no big deal. It's just Poland bro. It's just Denmark bro. It's just Norway bro. It's just France bro. It's just
January 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
January 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
NORTHCOM to the greatest fighting force in the history of Earth:
January 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
well shit, now I'm a Raiders fan
January 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Paul Rudd
If they looked you square in the eye and said without a hint of humor or irony “fuck you, I will never respect you”, which celebrity would it hurt the most to hear it from?
January 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Applying for a job at the Pentagon and they ask for a reference
January 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
One of the lessons of Iraq and Afghanistan is that it's pretty much impossible to suppress an insurgency receiving external support.

So if we're going to take on the cartels, we need to go after the country sending them money and weapons, which is — oh wait
January 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Autism for Deutschland"
January 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Murder is now legal if you have Asperger's
January 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The years ahead will be very bad — but worse than that, they will be dumb.
January 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Huge missed opportunity if Democrats don't take this chance to hammer the message that Donald Trump is sole the reason you have to learn what skibbidi W rizz means. The Democrats tried to stop brain rot.
lol well fuck
January 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Biden can still win re-election if he also kills LinkedIn
January 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
1,500 years between the Fall of Rome and the Fall of Berlin where Europe careened from one great power war to the next.

The post-war international order finally broke the cycle.

You damn fools.
“The postwar global order is not just obsolete; it is now a weapon being used against us".

The death of "liberal international order", "rules-based international order" talk, certified in today's Senate hearing for incoming Secretary of State Marco Rubio.

www.breitbart.com/politics/202...
Exclusive — Rubio to Shred Globalists in Hearing: 'Dangerous Delusion'
Sen. Marco Rubio will take the globalist foreign policy establishment to task in his opening statement at his confirmation hearing Wednesday.
www.breitbart.com
January 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM