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@paleolithicman.org
Stupid babies need the most attention
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❌ Liberals ❌ Conservatives ❌ Racists ❌ Zionists (but I repeat myself) ❌ AI Wankers ❌ Bigots ❌ Hindutva ❌ People Who Don't Use Alt-Text
Y'all can fuck right off
⭕ Palestinians ⭕ Sudanese ⭕ Uyghur ⭕ Rohingya ⭕ Trans folks ⭕ All Minorities and Oppressed People ⭕ Indigenous People
Y'all can fuck right off
⭕ Palestinians ⭕ Sudanese ⭕ Uyghur ⭕ Rohingya ⭕ Trans folks ⭕ All Minorities and Oppressed People ⭕ Indigenous People
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Can’t get over this shit lol. It’s so so funny
January 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Can’t get over this shit lol. It’s so so funny
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> Bigots and misogyny doomed her.
So to be totally clear, you think my bigotry against the half-Black, half-South Asian woman is why I didn't vote for her, correct?
So to be totally clear, you think my bigotry against the half-Black, half-South Asian woman is why I didn't vote for her, correct?
January 17, 2026 at 7:07 AM
> Bigots and misogyny doomed her.
So to be totally clear, you think my bigotry against the half-Black, half-South Asian woman is why I didn't vote for her, correct?
So to be totally clear, you think my bigotry against the half-Black, half-South Asian woman is why I didn't vote for her, correct?
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> Her mistake was thinking that leftists were capable of making a rational choice that was in the best interests of the own communities and the whole world.
Second question: do the Palestinians get any say in being sacrificed for American communities and the "whole world"?
Second question: do the Palestinians get any say in being sacrificed for American communities and the "whole world"?
January 17, 2026 at 7:08 AM
> Her mistake was thinking that leftists were capable of making a rational choice that was in the best interests of the own communities and the whole world.
Second question: do the Palestinians get any say in being sacrificed for American communities and the "whole world"?
Second question: do the Palestinians get any say in being sacrificed for American communities and the "whole world"?
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Wish I had remembered to get a screenshot before, the "once the nominee was picked voters had one strategic and moral choice" shit
January 17, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Wish I had remembered to get a screenshot before, the "once the nominee was picked voters had one strategic and moral choice" shit
Palestinians protested for George Floyd.
Your average American doesn't even think of Palestinians as people.
Your average American doesn't even think of Palestinians as people.
Bigots and misogynists votes count the same as yours.
Her mistake was thinking that leftists were capable of making a rational choice that was in the best interests of the own communities and the whole world.
Good job proving her wrong.
Her mistake was thinking that leftists were capable of making a rational choice that was in the best interests of the own communities and the whole world.
Good job proving her wrong.
January 17, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Palestinians protested for George Floyd.
Your average American doesn't even think of Palestinians as people.
Your average American doesn't even think of Palestinians as people.
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I tell you as an attorney, the law will not save us.
Three generations of law professors making history up is enough.
Scholars spend decades researching and writing history with nuance and care.
American law professors will take a couple of months to relearn all of science to explain why the world is, in fact, flat.
Scholars spend decades researching and writing history with nuance and care.
American law professors will take a couple of months to relearn all of science to explain why the world is, in fact, flat.
January 17, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I tell you as an attorney, the law will not save us.
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Nutz Deep II North
Spencer, WI
Spencer, WI
January 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Nutz Deep II North
Spencer, WI
Spencer, WI
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Leaving this here as it will be important later.
January 17, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Leaving this here as it will be important later.
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Kamala simps going "Why didn't you vote for my precious candidate? By the way, that baby that got flashbanged touched the stove for not voting!" give off really bad vibes. Like when a lolicon gets mad at not having a girlfriend.
January 16, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Kamala simps going "Why didn't you vote for my precious candidate? By the way, that baby that got flashbanged touched the stove for not voting!" give off really bad vibes. Like when a lolicon gets mad at not having a girlfriend.
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a little pick me up
January 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
a little pick me up
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“If we just keep voting for democrats no matter what this wouldn’t have happened” this is actually exactly how this happened from a long view
January 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
“If we just keep voting for democrats no matter what this wouldn’t have happened” this is actually exactly how this happened from a long view
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we are happy to announce that we are conferring to Donald Trump our Employee of the Month award from the downtown Chico, CA Taco Bell, July 2003
we hope that this gesture of goodwill, which has nothing to do with any amount of money that may or may not presently be in our bank account, will help to
we hope that this gesture of goodwill, which has nothing to do with any amount of money that may or may not presently be in our bank account, will help to
January 17, 2026 at 3:18 AM
we are happy to announce that we are conferring to Donald Trump our Employee of the Month award from the downtown Chico, CA Taco Bell, July 2003
we hope that this gesture of goodwill, which has nothing to do with any amount of money that may or may not presently be in our bank account, will help to
we hope that this gesture of goodwill, which has nothing to do with any amount of money that may or may not presently be in our bank account, will help to
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Calling minority ICE agents Fash Browns
January 17, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Calling minority ICE agents Fash Browns
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i post this all the time
January 17, 2026 at 2:56 AM
i post this all the time
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when @vickyacab.bsky.social talks about the Biden admin being a wildly successful counter-revolutionary force it's because the 2021-2024 era was completely filled with stuff like this. this is what "back to normal" meant to the powers that be, and it's why we're at where we're at now
January 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
when @vickyacab.bsky.social talks about the Biden admin being a wildly successful counter-revolutionary force it's because the 2021-2024 era was completely filled with stuff like this. this is what "back to normal" meant to the powers that be, and it's why we're at where we're at now
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Hello future reader,
This is your friend Aziz writing you in January of 2026. You know that remorseful ICE agent who has been talking to journalists and hitting the media circuit? I can guarntee you that as im writing this, they're probably kidnapping somebody's mother, father, sister, brother
This is your friend Aziz writing you in January of 2026. You know that remorseful ICE agent who has been talking to journalists and hitting the media circuit? I can guarntee you that as im writing this, they're probably kidnapping somebody's mother, father, sister, brother
January 17, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Hello future reader,
This is your friend Aziz writing you in January of 2026. You know that remorseful ICE agent who has been talking to journalists and hitting the media circuit? I can guarntee you that as im writing this, they're probably kidnapping somebody's mother, father, sister, brother
This is your friend Aziz writing you in January of 2026. You know that remorseful ICE agent who has been talking to journalists and hitting the media circuit? I can guarntee you that as im writing this, they're probably kidnapping somebody's mother, father, sister, brother
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“We're being deprived of joy. We're being deprived of health. We're being deprived of experiencing the natural wonders of Earth.
We're being deprived of art, stories, and innovations from oppressed people.
The people hoarding money are hoarding the human experience. We need to abolish capitalism.”
We're being deprived of art, stories, and innovations from oppressed people.
The people hoarding money are hoarding the human experience. We need to abolish capitalism.”
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
“We're being deprived of joy. We're being deprived of health. We're being deprived of experiencing the natural wonders of Earth.
We're being deprived of art, stories, and innovations from oppressed people.
The people hoarding money are hoarding the human experience. We need to abolish capitalism.”
We're being deprived of art, stories, and innovations from oppressed people.
The people hoarding money are hoarding the human experience. We need to abolish capitalism.”
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damn that’s crazy what if a bunch of specialists in violence were released into the wild with scant other marketable skills. that would be bad
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 4:23 AM
damn that’s crazy what if a bunch of specialists in violence were released into the wild with scant other marketable skills. that would be bad