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palecentaur.bsky.social
New Year, Same Centaur
@palecentaur.bsky.social
A weirdo who likes to snowboard and observe The Horrors of Being Alive. Occasional photography, maybe some music. Socialist of some sort. He/him

New band name: Potion of Filthy Afflictions
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The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.
January 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
New band name: Potion of Filthy Afflictions
Potion of Filthy Afflictions
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Gotta love airports. I just walked from my arrival gate to my scheduled departure gate...only for them to change my departure gate to the one next to my arrival gate.
January 24, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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There was a main character on here this week with the exact same brainrot; some doofus bemoaning his posts on Twitter got more likes than they did here, therefore Bluesky could never hope to "replace" Twitter.

Because, as we all know, performative politics and likes are all social media's for.
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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look at these badass motherfuckers i hope all of them get laid tonight
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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US politicians: TikTok is an evil Chinese surveillance tool that must be sold to a god-fearing American company! Spying is evil!

TikTok the day of the Oracle switch:
January 23, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Oh my GOD the snow is incredible at Stowe right now.
January 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
January 23, 2026 at 3:55 PM
It's still wild that Subaru decided to pitch the Forester as "hey it's the perfect vehicle if you're a dyke"
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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who’s writing these
January 23, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Voted for ICE funding
I’ll keep plugging away to make sure that Americans’ hard-earned tax dollars are being invested in an effective, durable, and responsible way.
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I just found out that my ex had a baby about a month ago.

And you know what? Genuinely, good for her and I'm happy for her. Because me not wanting kids was probably the biggest problem in our relationship, so I'm glad that we can both have what we want now.
January 23, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I know this is something that probably only I find entertaining, but it is pretty wild that Dave Anthony successfully converted the front man of Lamb of God into a socialist.
The question we need to be asking right now is, how do we make sure that what comes next isn't even worse than late stage capitalism? Socialism isn't an inevitable outcome of the fall of capitalism, it's just the most desirable outcome. We need to make that happen.
metal-stop.com/lamb-of-god-...
Lamb Of God Frontman Randy Blythe Warns Of 'Late-Stage Capitalism': 'This Is the Moment At Which Empires Fall'
"We are careening towards some sort of crash, and there are people who not only recognize this, but are trying to hasten it in order to profit from it."
metal-stop.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Something I might consider doing as the opposition party is going to Minneapolis as a show of solidarity, particularly since there's nothing for me to do in Congress because I don't have the votes
January 23, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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stop scrolling and look at this :
January 22, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I am now officially on my most needed vacation of my life. Goddamn, this job is hard.
January 22, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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Comparing this administration to the Titanic is probably the most accurate metaphor Vance could have used.
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Democratic leaders need to fear being branded as collaborators more than they fear being called soft on crime
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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If you have read even a single history of fascism, you are already aware that one thing that its rise has in common in every case is an opposition party that refuses to intervene for fear of looking weak or putting the left into power
January 21, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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i'm way less scared of civil war ii erupting than i am of absolutely nothing changing as things get worse and worse & the entire media apparatus pivots to pretending that using 5-year olds as bait to try and lure people out of their houses before also arresting the 5-year olds is normal
January 22, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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i think it's unfair for people to get fired for saying he deserved it when his widow is out here asking people to do it again
Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
In other news, scientists discovered today that water is wet.
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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ABOUT A HUNDRED
January 20, 2026 at 4:05 PM