Stuffed Centaur 🦃
@palecentaur.bsky.social
A weirdo who likes to snowboard and yell at people online. Socialist of some sort. He/him
New band name: The Dangerous Bunnies
New band name: The Dangerous Bunnies
Pinned
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fuckin rocking out
Got 2 high and ate 2 much and now my 2mmy hurt :(
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Got 2 high and ate 2 much and now my 2mmy hurt :(
His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth
But the words won't come out
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth
But the words won't come out
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth
But the words won't come out
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth
But the words won't come out
Uhhhhh this is really bad. Like, maybe-crash-the-whole-economy bad.
This is one of the highest valued companies in the world committing a Ponzi scheme to inflate their valuation, and the entire tech sector right now is predicated on their valuation.
It's all fake. The whole tech sector is fake.
This is one of the highest valued companies in the world committing a Ponzi scheme to inflate their valuation, and the entire tech sector right now is predicated on their valuation.
It's all fake. The whole tech sector is fake.
NVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated.
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Uhhhhh this is really bad. Like, maybe-crash-the-whole-economy bad.
This is one of the highest valued companies in the world committing a Ponzi scheme to inflate their valuation, and the entire tech sector right now is predicated on their valuation.
It's all fake. The whole tech sector is fake.
This is one of the highest valued companies in the world committing a Ponzi scheme to inflate their valuation, and the entire tech sector right now is predicated on their valuation.
It's all fake. The whole tech sector is fake.
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Yesterday, I shared a post about #ICELawlessness.
Here's the video I meant to share with it, a video that shows how #ICE lies & how dangerous & predatory they are. They rammed this woman, Miramar Martinez, shot her 5 times, joked about it & then tried to pin it on her!
Call Congress: 202-224-3121
Here's the video I meant to share with it, a video that shows how #ICE lies & how dangerous & predatory they are. They rammed this woman, Miramar Martinez, shot her 5 times, joked about it & then tried to pin it on her!
Call Congress: 202-224-3121
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Yesterday, I shared a post about #ICELawlessness.
Here's the video I meant to share with it, a video that shows how #ICE lies & how dangerous & predatory they are. They rammed this woman, Miramar Martinez, shot her 5 times, joked about it & then tried to pin it on her!
Call Congress: 202-224-3121
Here's the video I meant to share with it, a video that shows how #ICE lies & how dangerous & predatory they are. They rammed this woman, Miramar Martinez, shot her 5 times, joked about it & then tried to pin it on her!
Call Congress: 202-224-3121
I bought a car.
I went to buy another car.
I hated my job.
I went to buy another car.
I hated my job.
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I bought a car.
I went to buy another car.
I hated my job.
I went to buy another car.
I hated my job.
Restrung one of my guitars. Waxed one of my snowboards. Vacuumed. And doing laundry.
I may have missed snowboarding, but at least I've been very productive!
I may have missed snowboarding, but at least I've been very productive!
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Restrung one of my guitars. Waxed one of my snowboards. Vacuumed. And doing laundry.
I may have missed snowboarding, but at least I've been very productive!
I may have missed snowboarding, but at least I've been very productive!
The name of the track is No Rush (Jerome Isma - Ae Remix) by Alter Breed.
I think the artist needs to change their name to Altar Breed now.
I think the artist needs to change their name to Altar Breed now.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The name of the track is No Rush (Jerome Isma - Ae Remix) by Alter Breed.
I think the artist needs to change their name to Altar Breed now.
I think the artist needs to change their name to Altar Breed now.
.......yeah, I think I could write this. And I kinda think I want to.
"the fae are open source" is an incredible premise for a fantasy novel that would appeal specifically to me.
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
.......yeah, I think I could write this. And I kinda think I want to.
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every week we get to friday and i think
well maybe next week will not be so weird
well maybe next week will not be so weird
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
every week we get to friday and i think
well maybe next week will not be so weird
well maybe next week will not be so weird
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huh, i thought this was AI because there's no way someone could order such an ugly shirt
It is real:
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
huh, i thought this was AI because there's no way someone could order such an ugly shirt
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
Soooooo Jesus had a yeast infection?
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Soooooo Jesus had a yeast infection?
New band name: The Dangerous Bunnies
(Inspired by this at work)
(Inspired by this at work)
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
New band name: The Dangerous Bunnies
(Inspired by this at work)
(Inspired by this at work)
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This is not just about Farage. This is an ongoing project of newspeak by the press. Step one: agree that racism is bad and that being a racist is bad. Step two: declare that, because racism is bad, it's unacceptably rude to say anyone or anything is actually racist.
Q: How do we know Farage is racist, always has been racist and always will be racist?
A: Every racist thing he’s said over the last 50 years.
And every racist thing he’s done or proposed as a politician.
The huffing and puffing about calling him what he is can stop any time it likes.
A: Every racist thing he’s said over the last 50 years.
And every racist thing he’s done or proposed as a politician.
The huffing and puffing about calling him what he is can stop any time it likes.
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
This is not just about Farage. This is an ongoing project of newspeak by the press. Step one: agree that racism is bad and that being a racist is bad. Step two: declare that, because racism is bad, it's unacceptably rude to say anyone or anything is actually racist.
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It looks like Lindsey Halligan misled a grand jury, prosecutorial conduct equivalent to committing perjury, in order to manufacture an indictment against James Comey for…
wait for it…
perjury.
wait for it…
perjury.
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It looks like Lindsey Halligan misled a grand jury, prosecutorial conduct equivalent to committing perjury, in order to manufacture an indictment against James Comey for…
wait for it…
perjury.
wait for it…
perjury.
"Renowned author Dan Brown gazed admiringly at the pulchritudinous brunette’s blonde tresses, flowing from her head like a stream but made from hair instead of water and without any fish in."
onehundredpages.wordpress.com/2013/06/12/d...
onehundredpages.wordpress.com/2013/06/12/d...
Don’t make fun of renowned Dan Brown
Renowned author Dan Brown woke up in his luxurious four-poster bed in his expensive $10 million house – and immediately he felt angry. Most people would have thought that the 48-year-old man had no…
onehundredpages.wordpress.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"Renowned author Dan Brown gazed admiringly at the pulchritudinous brunette’s blonde tresses, flowing from her head like a stream but made from hair instead of water and without any fish in."
onehundredpages.wordpress.com/2013/06/12/d...
onehundredpages.wordpress.com/2013/06/12/d...
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Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
This is one of the most German things I could imagine.
And it would also fit in perfectly to a steampunk environment.
And it would also fit in perfectly to a steampunk environment.
Part 5 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
German hunting knife that's also a gun, that's also a calendar..
German hunting knife that's also a gun, that's also a calendar..
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This is one of the most German things I could imagine.
And it would also fit in perfectly to a steampunk environment.
And it would also fit in perfectly to a steampunk environment.
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I started reading Discworld because of the posts, so thanks to her as well as you!
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I started reading Discworld because of the posts, so thanks to her as well as you!
Every so often I remember that I have the option to mute words on here permanently, so I'm going to just...do that. I'm sorry, but this journalism / sex drama is just exhausting and uninteresting to me.
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Every so often I remember that I have the option to mute words on here permanently, so I'm going to just...do that. I'm sorry, but this journalism / sex drama is just exhausting and uninteresting to me.