Pale Santaur 🎅
@palecentaur.bsky.social
A weirdo who likes to snowboard and observe The Horrors of Being Alive. Occasional photography, maybe some music. Socialist of some sort. He/him
New band name: The Dangerous Bunnies
New band name: The Dangerous Bunnies
Repost with alt text, but...yikes. It is extremely dangerous and horrifying that this man has any degree of political power.
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Repost with alt text, but...yikes. It is extremely dangerous and horrifying that this man has any degree of political power.
Pocket rocket (in the automotive sense)
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Pocket rocket (in the automotive sense)
Putting this sticker on my fuel door is one of the funniest things I've ever done.
Which...kinda says a or about how funny I am.
Which...kinda says a or about how funny I am.
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Putting this sticker on my fuel door is one of the funniest things I've ever done.
Which...kinda says a or about how funny I am.
Which...kinda says a or about how funny I am.
Goddammit Skip you should know that raccoons are supposed to stay away from holes
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Goddammit Skip you should know that raccoons are supposed to stay away from holes
I mean...it is packed for a reason.
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I mean...it is packed for a reason.
Probably should have expected Stowe to be crowded today. And with few lifts open...well, this happens.
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Probably should have expected Stowe to be crowded today. And with few lifts open...well, this happens.
I'm gonna be honest, I didn't ever really expect to get this email.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm gonna be honest, I didn't ever really expect to get this email.
I've been having issues with sound quality while playing my guitar plugged in for many months (actual electrical issues, not just my playing, I promise), and I decided to finally get to the bottom of it tonight.
So of course this is the first time it has ever worked perfectly.
So of course this is the first time it has ever worked perfectly.
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I've been having issues with sound quality while playing my guitar plugged in for many months (actual electrical issues, not just my playing, I promise), and I decided to finally get to the bottom of it tonight.
So of course this is the first time it has ever worked perfectly.
So of course this is the first time it has ever worked perfectly.
Not just a dragon, but a DragonBORN
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Not just a dragon, but a DragonBORN
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RIGHT NOW I GOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT
THE FABULOUS
MOST GROOVY
BELLBOTTOMS
HUH
BELLBOTTOMS
YEAH
THE FABULOUS
MOST GROOVY
BELLBOTTOMS
HUH
BELLBOTTOMS
YEAH
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RIGHT NOW I GOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT
THE FABULOUS
MOST GROOVY
BELLBOTTOMS
HUH
BELLBOTTOMS
YEAH
THE FABULOUS
MOST GROOVY
BELLBOTTOMS
HUH
BELLBOTTOMS
YEAH
Repost with alt text
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Repost with alt text
He's just staring, menacingly!
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
He's just staring, menacingly!
Trying to work at my desk, but there's currently something in the way of my feet.
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Trying to work at my desk, but there's currently something in the way of my feet.
I love this season so much.
Opting not to snowboard today because it's a busy weekend but seeing this really makes me want to go.
Opting not to snowboard today because it's a busy weekend but seeing this really makes me want to go.
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I love this season so much.
Opting not to snowboard today because it's a busy weekend but seeing this really makes me want to go.
Opting not to snowboard today because it's a busy weekend but seeing this really makes me want to go.
With full alt text
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
With full alt text
Happy Thanksgiving, from Mr. Biscuits 🍪 🐱
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, from Mr. Biscuits 🍪 🐱
Post a movie where you are from.
One for where I'm from, one for where I call home now.
One for where I'm from, one for where I call home now.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Post a movie where you are from.
One for where I'm from, one for where I call home now.
One for where I'm from, one for where I call home now.
Repost with alt text
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Repost with alt text
Opening day (for me) at Stowe.
I've ridden worse.
I've ridden worse.
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Opening day (for me) at Stowe.
I've ridden worse.
I've ridden worse.
His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth
But the words won't come out
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth
But the words won't come out
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth
But the words won't come out
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth
But the words won't come out
Getting ready for another season baybeeeee
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Getting ready for another season baybeeeee
New band name: The Dangerous Bunnies
(Inspired by this at work)
(Inspired by this at work)
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
New band name: The Dangerous Bunnies
(Inspired by this at work)
(Inspired by this at work)