Paige
@paigeedits.bsky.social
She/her, technical editor, owner of a corgi named Lore, sometimes artist. I’m probably on here to troll the hell out of my husband, I’ll be honest. Seattle-ish. Opinions are my own.
My mom: I found your high school diploma!
Also, my mom: Umm forget that.
My parents apparently forgot to open a rather important piece of mail 20 years ago. 😂
Also, my mom: Umm forget that.
My parents apparently forgot to open a rather important piece of mail 20 years ago. 😂
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My mom: I found your high school diploma!
Also, my mom: Umm forget that.
My parents apparently forgot to open a rather important piece of mail 20 years ago. 😂
Also, my mom: Umm forget that.
My parents apparently forgot to open a rather important piece of mail 20 years ago. 😂
Apparently I wrote X-Files fanfiction as a kid and I had no idea until my mom dropped off a million relics of Paige off at my house… It wasn’t good fanfiction either, sadly.
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Apparently I wrote X-Files fanfiction as a kid and I had no idea until my mom dropped off a million relics of Paige off at my house… It wasn’t good fanfiction either, sadly.
My husband has clearly forgotten about how our youngest cat has zero distaste of water and is absolutely feral around plastic bags ever since I made the mistake of giving him a tiny piece of salmon jerky five months ago.
Aquariums should have “bring your cat” day
This is a good idea, yes
This is a good idea, yes
October 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My husband has clearly forgotten about how our youngest cat has zero distaste of water and is absolutely feral around plastic bags ever since I made the mistake of giving him a tiny piece of salmon jerky five months ago.
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Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
October 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I just burnt my tongue because @maxnichols.bsky.social is apparently a MONSTER who thinks you heat pumpkin pie up…
October 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I just burnt my tongue because @maxnichols.bsky.social is apparently a MONSTER who thinks you heat pumpkin pie up…
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Does anyone know of a group/organization that helps trans folk move or possibly seek asylum if they feel they're in danger? I don't want to speak for the trans community but if anyone has resources you would like me to post feel free to DM me. That goes for trans mental health hotlines as well.
September 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Does anyone know of a group/organization that helps trans folk move or possibly seek asylum if they feel they're in danger? I don't want to speak for the trans community but if anyone has resources you would like me to post feel free to DM me. That goes for trans mental health hotlines as well.
If One Piece doesn’t give Kuma a happy ending then I am flying to Japan to riot. That is all.
August 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
If One Piece doesn’t give Kuma a happy ending then I am flying to Japan to riot. That is all.
My favorite part about being an adult? Having free will and fun money to buy all the Legos we probably don’t have space for. 😂 (I also have the Going Merry set back ordered!)
August 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My favorite part about being an adult? Having free will and fun money to buy all the Legos we probably don’t have space for. 😂 (I also have the Going Merry set back ordered!)
I just explained my very chaotic presentation creation process to @maxnichols.bsky.social. He called me a monster, and you know what? Fair.
If I don’t randomly switch to adding speaker notes to a blank slide midway through writing another slide, have I really created a presentation at all?
If I don’t randomly switch to adding speaker notes to a blank slide midway through writing another slide, have I really created a presentation at all?
August 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I just explained my very chaotic presentation creation process to @maxnichols.bsky.social. He called me a monster, and you know what? Fair.
If I don’t randomly switch to adding speaker notes to a blank slide midway through writing another slide, have I really created a presentation at all?
If I don’t randomly switch to adding speaker notes to a blank slide midway through writing another slide, have I really created a presentation at all?
I really want the Venmo IDs of Trump voters so I can start sending them cash requests every time I’m forced to pay a ridiculous import duty fee on a purchase due to Trump’s tariffs. It’s the least they can do since they voted for him. 😒
August 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I really want the Venmo IDs of Trump voters so I can start sending them cash requests every time I’m forced to pay a ridiculous import duty fee on a purchase due to Trump’s tariffs. It’s the least they can do since they voted for him. 😒
I just had to admit to my husband that I have no idea how to play chess and that, yes, we watched the entirety of Queen’s Gambit and I just had no fucking clue what was going on and I didn’t care enough to ask. It’s truly a testament to how well they played up the drama to keep me interested in it.
July 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I just had to admit to my husband that I have no idea how to play chess and that, yes, we watched the entirety of Queen’s Gambit and I just had no fucking clue what was going on and I didn’t care enough to ask. It’s truly a testament to how well they played up the drama to keep me interested in it.
It’s 2 AM and the fireworks hellscape hasn’t ended. I really wish they were fully outlawed for sale for everyone except professionals putting on shows at set times for crowds. You can fight me on this but I’ll just shove my PTSD ridden mall shooting survivor bullshit back in your face. 🫠
July 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It’s 2 AM and the fireworks hellscape hasn’t ended. I really wish they were fully outlawed for sale for everyone except professionals putting on shows at set times for crowds. You can fight me on this but I’ll just shove my PTSD ridden mall shooting survivor bullshit back in your face. 🫠
Today started off with so much promise! My bread maker arrived and while the lovely smells of the freshly baked loaf were wafting through the house we get that tweet from the Orange Tyrant. I’m just so exhausted by even the simple pleasures in life getting ruined by his atrocities.
June 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Today started off with so much promise! My bread maker arrived and while the lovely smells of the freshly baked loaf were wafting through the house we get that tweet from the Orange Tyrant. I’m just so exhausted by even the simple pleasures in life getting ruined by his atrocities.
If you are also in need of a small distraction from the hellscape that is the US right now: Here’s my partner roasting me for probably the first (and likely last) time. My only defense is that my reading comprehension is leagues better than my audio comprehension.
Ok, distraction—
@paigeedits.bsky.social listens to “Toro” all the time. She loudly sings along. She plays the music video. _I_ know half the words from hearing her play it
She suddenly pauses it just now and says “OH this song is about sex”
HOW could she have _POSSIBLY_ missed it, hahah
NSFW!
@paigeedits.bsky.social listens to “Toro” all the time. She loudly sings along. She plays the music video. _I_ know half the words from hearing her play it
She suddenly pauses it just now and says “OH this song is about sex”
HOW could she have _POSSIBLY_ missed it, hahah
NSFW!
Remi Wolf - Toro (Official Video)
YouTube video by RemiWolfVEVO
youtu.be
June 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If you are also in need of a small distraction from the hellscape that is the US right now: Here’s my partner roasting me for probably the first (and likely last) time. My only defense is that my reading comprehension is leagues better than my audio comprehension.
I don’t think I’m going to get over Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 for a long time. It gives me that same feeling of love and astonishment as games that I first fell in love with did.
June 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I don’t think I’m going to get over Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 for a long time. It gives me that same feeling of love and astonishment as games that I first fell in love with did.
I love the bookstore my mom used to work at for doing this.
a little update from the kids section. every day she remains relevant is a day she makes more money to use to terrorize a vulnerable population that is just trying to live their lives. happy pride!
June 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I love the bookstore my mom used to work at for doing this.
I’m pretty sure at least part of the reason @maxnichols.bsky.social watches kdramas with me is because he likes joking about what is otherwise a romantic comedy suddenly having a serial killer plot in it. The problem? He’s actually spot on with his joke like 40% of the time…
May 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m pretty sure at least part of the reason @maxnichols.bsky.social watches kdramas with me is because he likes joking about what is otherwise a romantic comedy suddenly having a serial killer plot in it. The problem? He’s actually spot on with his joke like 40% of the time…
My favorite thing about drag queens besides their amazing self expression and creativity is the fact that they have made finding women’s shoes in size 12 much easier. It used to be like searching for Atlantis—especially for anything dressy.
May 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
My favorite thing about drag queens besides their amazing self expression and creativity is the fact that they have made finding women’s shoes in size 12 much easier. It used to be like searching for Atlantis—especially for anything dressy.
Now the squirrel is openly taunting me back it seems. To add insult to injury here, it’s even standing on the box of chimney caps we need to have installed to keep it out of our chimney…
May 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Now the squirrel is openly taunting me back it seems. To add insult to injury here, it’s even standing on the box of chimney caps we need to have installed to keep it out of our chimney…
@maxnichols.bsky.social came into the room and asked me a question and I just stared at him because all my brain wanted to do in that moment was play this song in my head instead of listening to him www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2jH...
So uh, happy anniversary Max! I’m sorry my brain is like this. 😂
So uh, happy anniversary Max! I’m sorry my brain is like this. 😂
Ruby chan Nani ga suki...
YouTube video by 𝕃𝕠𝕗𝕚 - 𝕨𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤 🍡
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May 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
@maxnichols.bsky.social came into the room and asked me a question and I just stared at him because all my brain wanted to do in that moment was play this song in my head instead of listening to him www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2jH...
So uh, happy anniversary Max! I’m sorry my brain is like this. 😂
So uh, happy anniversary Max! I’m sorry my brain is like this. 😂
Day 17 (??) of there being a squirrel living in the casement of our chimney: I have begun psychological warfare with the squeaking from the bricks by blasting “squirrel territorial sounds” from a YouTube video through the speaker in front of the fireplace.
May 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Day 17 (??) of there being a squirrel living in the casement of our chimney: I have begun psychological warfare with the squeaking from the bricks by blasting “squirrel territorial sounds” from a YouTube video through the speaker in front of the fireplace.
I recognize that by state law, I am not licensed in any way to climb onto our roof and set up a live trap to get the squirrel living in our chimney out. But with each failed attempt to get wildlife removal companies to do so, I start believing that in my heart I am now licensed to do so.
May 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I recognize that by state law, I am not licensed in any way to climb onto our roof and set up a live trap to get the squirrel living in our chimney out. But with each failed attempt to get wildlife removal companies to do so, I start believing that in my heart I am now licensed to do so.
I think a big part of home ownership is inevitably running into “What was the previous owner thinking?” type problems. You know, the ones where you’re suddenly spending thousands of dollars to fix some weird decision that they made during the initial build or a remodel.
May 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I think a big part of home ownership is inevitably running into “What was the previous owner thinking?” type problems. You know, the ones where you’re suddenly spending thousands of dollars to fix some weird decision that they made during the initial build or a remodel.