Paige
@paigeedits.bsky.social
She/her, technical editor, owner of a corgi named Lore, sometimes artist. I’m probably on here to troll the hell out of my husband, I’ll be honest. Seattle-ish. Opinions are my own.
Me: Do you want to hear my craziest theory?
@maxnichols.bsky.social: Sure.
Me: I think Melania is a fembot.
Max: …What?
Me: No, really! She’s a complete blank personality wise and I don’t think I’ve seen her make a facial expression. I’m determined the film is just her sitting still for 2 hours.
@maxnichols.bsky.social: Sure.
Me: I think Melania is a fembot.
Max: …What?
Me: No, really! She’s a complete blank personality wise and I don’t think I’ve seen her make a facial expression. I’m determined the film is just her sitting still for 2 hours.
February 13, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Me: Do you want to hear my craziest theory?
@maxnichols.bsky.social: Sure.
Me: I think Melania is a fembot.
Max: …What?
Me: No, really! She’s a complete blank personality wise and I don’t think I’ve seen her make a facial expression. I’m determined the film is just her sitting still for 2 hours.
@maxnichols.bsky.social: Sure.
Me: I think Melania is a fembot.
Max: …What?
Me: No, really! She’s a complete blank personality wise and I don’t think I’ve seen her make a facial expression. I’m determined the film is just her sitting still for 2 hours.
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Every year hourly comic day happens and I am reminded of several facts:
- a lot of comic artists own cats
- most of them are woken up at ungodly hours by said cats
- my cats are perfect angels who have never once woken me up (we use auto feeders so the cats don’t associate us with getting fed)
- a lot of comic artists own cats
- most of them are woken up at ungodly hours by said cats
- my cats are perfect angels who have never once woken me up (we use auto feeders so the cats don’t associate us with getting fed)
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Every year hourly comic day happens and I am reminded of several facts:
- a lot of comic artists own cats
- most of them are woken up at ungodly hours by said cats
- my cats are perfect angels who have never once woken me up (we use auto feeders so the cats don’t associate us with getting fed)
- a lot of comic artists own cats
- most of them are woken up at ungodly hours by said cats
- my cats are perfect angels who have never once woken me up (we use auto feeders so the cats don’t associate us with getting fed)
There are certain points in your marriage where you find yourself feeling extraordinarily secure in it. Mine? @maxnichols.bsky.social coming home to me and our younger cat having a standoff at the shower door. Alfie meowling loudly, me swearing back as he tried to push through the door to freedom.
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 AM
There are certain points in your marriage where you find yourself feeling extraordinarily secure in it. Mine? @maxnichols.bsky.social coming home to me and our younger cat having a standoff at the shower door. Alfie meowling loudly, me swearing back as he tried to push through the door to freedom.
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If you’ve been thinking to yourself “man, I really want to help people in Minneapolis, but I also some some cookies, AND I’d also like to help out trans, neurodiverse, and BIPOC youth“ boy oh boy do I have some good news for you!
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
January 29, 2026 at 4:17 PM
If you’ve been thinking to yourself “man, I really want to help people in Minneapolis, but I also some some cookies, AND I’d also like to help out trans, neurodiverse, and BIPOC youth“ boy oh boy do I have some good news for you!
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
Today I found out that it can snow on beaches. I feel so led astray by every Harvest Moon game ever…
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Today I found out that it can snow on beaches. I feel so led astray by every Harvest Moon game ever…
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Call your reps!! Text your friends to call their reps! We must all become so much more annoying.
January 25, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Call your reps!! Text your friends to call their reps! We must all become so much more annoying.
I have terrible phone anxiety, like my pulse starts racing, my cheeks start flushing, my brain goes blank kind of phone anxiety. And I called my reps.
If I can do this, so can you. It’s ok if you trip over your words trying to get your point across, what matters right now most is that you try.
If I can do this, so can you. It’s ok if you trip over your words trying to get your point across, what matters right now most is that you try.
January 25, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I have terrible phone anxiety, like my pulse starts racing, my cheeks start flushing, my brain goes blank kind of phone anxiety. And I called my reps.
If I can do this, so can you. It’s ok if you trip over your words trying to get your point across, what matters right now most is that you try.
If I can do this, so can you. It’s ok if you trip over your words trying to get your point across, what matters right now most is that you try.
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For those who can, here are links to donate directly to local efforts on the ground resisting ICE's terrorizing of Minneapolis. Let me know what you donated to where, and I'll match it until I get a panicked call from my bank!
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
@mplsmutualaid | Linktree
Clearinghouse of mutual aid for our neighbors
linktr.ee
January 24, 2026 at 11:48 PM
For those who can, here are links to donate directly to local efforts on the ground resisting ICE's terrorizing of Minneapolis. Let me know what you donated to where, and I'll match it until I get a panicked call from my bank!
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
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Stand up, fight back.
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Stand up, fight back.
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I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
After days of being ignored by all the pets taking favor towards my partner, I have had a breakthrough in their love. …It just took me really craving tuna fish salad and deciding to finally make it. Am I a sellout? Does this make me a sellout?
January 22, 2026 at 6:21 PM
After days of being ignored by all the pets taking favor towards my partner, I have had a breakthrough in their love. …It just took me really craving tuna fish salad and deciding to finally make it. Am I a sellout? Does this make me a sellout?
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there is a secret sauce that makes male video game characters irresistible to women (regardless of sexuality) and it is called “making them a little pathetic”
January 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
there is a secret sauce that makes male video game characters irresistible to women (regardless of sexuality) and it is called “making them a little pathetic”
Whose genius idea was it to start Heated Rivalry at 9 PM? Oh right, mine. It’s fine that I’m still up at 3 AM I think. Probably.
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Whose genius idea was it to start Heated Rivalry at 9 PM? Oh right, mine. It’s fine that I’m still up at 3 AM I think. Probably.
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The premise: ICE has been abandoning folks in MSP and this weekend will feature extremely dangerous cold weather.
IF YOU SEE SOMEONE IN DISTRESS/NOT DRESSED FOR THE COLD ON YOUR PATROLS HERE ARE PLACES YOU CAN TAKE THEM TO BE SAFE.
IF YOU SEE SOMEONE IN DISTRESS/NOT DRESSED FOR THE COLD ON YOUR PATROLS HERE ARE PLACES YOU CAN TAKE THEM TO BE SAFE.
I found this, but let me know if there's a better resource.
tcmap.org/resources/wa...
tcmap.org/resources/wa...
Warming Sites
Resources to find places to warm up during dangerous winter cold.
tcmap.org
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The premise: ICE has been abandoning folks in MSP and this weekend will feature extremely dangerous cold weather.
IF YOU SEE SOMEONE IN DISTRESS/NOT DRESSED FOR THE COLD ON YOUR PATROLS HERE ARE PLACES YOU CAN TAKE THEM TO BE SAFE.
IF YOU SEE SOMEONE IN DISTRESS/NOT DRESSED FOR THE COLD ON YOUR PATROLS HERE ARE PLACES YOU CAN TAKE THEM TO BE SAFE.
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
January 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
Other people buying stuff from hobonichi: tons of cute planners and such.
Me: feeding my Mother 2 obsession constantly ever since finding out the founder of hobonichi techno is also the creator behind Mother 2.
Me: feeding my Mother 2 obsession constantly ever since finding out the founder of hobonichi techno is also the creator behind Mother 2.
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Other people buying stuff from hobonichi: tons of cute planners and such.
Me: feeding my Mother 2 obsession constantly ever since finding out the founder of hobonichi techno is also the creator behind Mother 2.
Me: feeding my Mother 2 obsession constantly ever since finding out the founder of hobonichi techno is also the creator behind Mother 2.
Sir, there’s a perfectly good bed right in front of you that you could be using. But no, he’d rather risk the Evil Foot Monster while I’ll shuffle around to get comfortable while working.
January 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Sir, there’s a perfectly good bed right in front of you that you could be using. But no, he’d rather risk the Evil Foot Monster while I’ll shuffle around to get comfortable while working.
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Playing both Expedition 33 and Final Fantasy XVI within a year of each other was certainly a choice on my part to get emotionally beaten up by Ben Starr twice with those performances.
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Playing both Expedition 33 and Final Fantasy XVI within a year of each other was certainly a choice on my part to get emotionally beaten up by Ben Starr twice with those performances.
The world may be burning, but at least I figured out how to make jammy eggs. 🥲 (And then made more than I could actually eat after last nights partial success.)
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
The world may be burning, but at least I figured out how to make jammy eggs. 🥲 (And then made more than I could actually eat after last nights partial success.)
Alfie is “helping” put away Christmas decorations. 😂 He almost ran off with an ornament at one point and is entirely the reason we had to buy plastic shatterproof ones this year.
December 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Alfie is “helping” put away Christmas decorations. 😂 He almost ran off with an ornament at one point and is entirely the reason we had to buy plastic shatterproof ones this year.
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