Pabst Blue Ribbon
@pabstblueribbon.bsky.social
Pabst Blue Ribbon is brewed in the finest traditions of an American Premium Lager dating back to 1844.
What'll You Have?
Our beer hates nazis.
What'll You Have?
Our beer hates nazis.
Happy Woke Up in a Pool of Your Own Viscera Day, everyone!!
December 26, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Happy Woke Up in a Pool of Your Own Viscera Day, everyone!!
Nothing goes better with our award-winning beer than experimental French fantasy films. Grab a tall-boy and enter a hazy realm of forgotten lives, dog-men warriors, and cool ass swords.
August 3, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Nothing goes better with our award-winning beer than experimental French fantasy films. Grab a tall-boy and enter a hazy realm of forgotten lives, dog-men warriors, and cool ass swords.
It's martini time.
October 5, 2023 at 12:41 AM
It's martini time.
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Chris Hemsworth : why are you pouring beer in my asshole
Me : PBR said it was ok
Me : PBR said it was ok
It's ok with us if you drink our beer from a glass, mug, or fancy goblet. It's your world, fuck it. Drink it from a dying god's asshole for all we care.
August 29, 2023 at 5:43 PM
Chris Hemsworth : why are you pouring beer in my asshole
Me : PBR said it was ok
Me : PBR said it was ok
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A cold universe deserves a cold beer.
We here at PBR wish you all a wonderful Thirsty Thursday. Crack a beer (or an N/A option!) and sink into a good book, like this one perhaps.
August 29, 2023 at 5:47 AM
A cold universe deserves a cold beer.
On of our favorite things here at PBR is when folks take existing forms and make them into something new (much like our Hard Coffee) so it shouldn't be a surprise that we love Garrett Cook's wholly original and unique take on the haunted house genre in A God of Hungry Walls.
Content warnings abound.
Content warnings abound.
August 26, 2023 at 7:06 PM
On of our favorite things here at PBR is when folks take existing forms and make them into something new (much like our Hard Coffee) so it shouldn't be a surprise that we love Garrett Cook's wholly original and unique take on the haunted house genre in A God of Hungry Walls.
Content warnings abound.
Content warnings abound.
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Tee hee
We here at PBR wish you all a wonderful Thirsty Thursday. Crack a beer (or an N/A option!) and sink into a good book, like this one perhaps.
August 26, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Tee hee
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Like, how does PBR's brand and mine intersect so perfectly? (Confession: I'm more of a pinot noir and gin guy -- not at the same time, natch -- than a beer guy, but fuck it! This kind of marketing appeals to me!
It's ok with us if you drink our beer from a glass, mug, or fancy goblet. It's your world, fuck it. Drink it from a dying god's asshole for all we care.
August 26, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Like, how does PBR's brand and mine intersect so perfectly? (Confession: I'm more of a pinot noir and gin guy -- not at the same time, natch -- than a beer guy, but fuck it! This kind of marketing appeals to me!
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up next in the "crossovers i could not have guessed in a quadrillion years" category
We here at PBR wish you all a wonderful Thirsty Thursday. Crack a beer (or an N/A option!) and sink into a good book, like this one perhaps.
August 25, 2023 at 7:23 PM
up next in the "crossovers i could not have guessed in a quadrillion years" category
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The beer of choice for mysterious small-town festivals that turn out to be anti-natalist cults doing virgin sacrifice.
We here at PBR wish you all a wonderful Thirsty Thursday. Crack a beer (or an N/A option!) and sink into a good book, like this one perhaps.
August 25, 2023 at 6:29 PM
The beer of choice for mysterious small-town festivals that turn out to be anti-natalist cults doing virgin sacrifice.
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Appreciating the sicko turn of PBR, my beverage of choice in college as I was dirt poor.
It's ok with us if you drink our beer from a glass, mug, or fancy goblet. It's your world, fuck it. Drink it from a dying god's asshole for all we care.
August 25, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Appreciating the sicko turn of PBR, my beverage of choice in college as I was dirt poor.
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That's right
It's ok with us if you drink our beer from a glass, mug, or fancy goblet. It's your world, fuck it. Drink it from a dying god's asshole for all we care.
August 25, 2023 at 6:17 PM
That's right
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Never thought I’d be interacting with PBR on Bluesky, but Thomas Ligotti got my attention. I wrote The Nightmare Factory graphic novel adaptations of Ligotti’s work some years back for HarperCollins, along with some of the greatest artists on the planet (who did brilliant work).
August 25, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Never thought I’d be interacting with PBR on Bluesky, but Thomas Ligotti got my attention. I wrote The Nightmare Factory graphic novel adaptations of Ligotti’s work some years back for HarperCollins, along with some of the greatest artists on the planet (who did brilliant work).
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Get all your reading recs from @pabstblueribbon.bsky.social
They know whereof they speak, and they like the weird.
Keep it weird!
They know whereof they speak, and they like the weird.
Keep it weird!
We here at PBR wish you all a wonderful Thirsty Thursday. Crack a beer (or an N/A option!) and sink into a good book, like this one perhaps.
August 25, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Get all your reading recs from @pabstblueribbon.bsky.social
They know whereof they speak, and they like the weird.
Keep it weird!
They know whereof they speak, and they like the weird.
Keep it weird!
We sure do! Just like the refreshing taste of our American-stlye lager.
I don’t care if this the official PBR account or not, they got good taste.
We here at PBR wish you all a wonderful Thirsty Thursday. Crack a beer (or an N/A option!) and sink into a good book, like this one perhaps.
August 25, 2023 at 5:16 PM
We sure do! Just like the refreshing taste of our American-stlye lager.
Here at PBR, we love a great variety of horror, weird, and transgressive fiction. One of our favorites (and also an award-winner just like us) is Kathe Koja's The Cipher.
Crack open a tallboy and join us in the funhole...
Crack open a tallboy and join us in the funhole...
August 25, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Here at PBR, we love a great variety of horror, weird, and transgressive fiction. One of our favorites (and also an award-winner just like us) is Kathe Koja's The Cipher.
Crack open a tallboy and join us in the funhole...
Crack open a tallboy and join us in the funhole...
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Any dying gods out there that wanna get freaky?😏😏😎
It's ok with us if you drink our beer from a glass, mug, or fancy goblet. It's your world, fuck it. Drink it from a dying god's asshole for all we care.
August 25, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Any dying gods out there that wanna get freaky?😏😏😎
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Hahahaha! Yes!
We here at PBR wish you all a wonderful Thirsty Thursday. Crack a beer (or an N/A option!) and sink into a good book, like this one perhaps.
August 25, 2023 at 3:36 PM
Hahahaha! Yes!
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This post is honestly making me reevaluate my understanding of the world—much like a Ligotti story.
We here at PBR wish you all a wonderful Thirsty Thursday. Crack a beer (or an N/A option!) and sink into a good book, like this one perhaps.
August 25, 2023 at 3:17 PM
This post is honestly making me reevaluate my understanding of the world—much like a Ligotti story.
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Pbr is the people's beer.
August 25, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Pbr is the people's beer.