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Chimney Swiftie
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Philly resident, bird enjoyer
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I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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After every Dodgers World Series win, Freddie Freeman should get slightly bigger veneers
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Don't forget to turn your clocks back in the middle of the 16th.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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WE ARE IN

THE BASEBALL DIMENSION
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Did a Chimney Swift write this advertisement
October 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I love standing up to cancer as much as the next guy, but I wonder if we should be watching a baseball game instead
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PLANT
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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No Kings includes DraftKings
October 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Happy Columbo’s Day
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This might get me to resubscribe to Netflix
October 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Couldn't ask for a more beautiful night to feel like throwing up
#phillies
October 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
give em the ol razzle dazzle!
#birds
October 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It's easy to make fun of art school but apparently learning how to take criticism without having a complete meltdown is a superpower.
Watching Jay, I realize I am simply exhausted by folks in positions of leadership who are driven to distraction by critique.

If you can't function with critique and pushback, a leadership position is not for you.

Leadership REQUIRES you to absorb and process the critique of stakeholders.
October 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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truth coming out of her well to shame mankind
September 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Philadelphia could be a shining city on a hill for this tactic
Blue cities should tear up the roads in front of ICE facilities and then start decades of community engagement and input sessions to rebuild them. Let's harness our core competencies.
September 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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September 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Philly's hottest club is Chimney Swift Roost
#birds
September 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM