Lauren Hallden
@laurenhallden.com
Product Designer, mushroom hunter, creator of Philly Day Hiker and a bunch of other things.
Me: “what’s this? ⭐️ “
Baby: “tarrrr.”
Every time he gets a new one I lose my mind.
Baby: “tarrrr.”
Every time he gets a new one I lose my mind.
February 7, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Me: “what’s this? ⭐️ “
Baby: “tarrrr.”
Every time he gets a new one I lose my mind.
Baby: “tarrrr.”
Every time he gets a new one I lose my mind.
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If there is one thing Chance The Rapper fans love it’s bare metal compute. Absolutely perfect market. Just check out how enthusiastic his fans are! They love it and they’re ready to move their cloud infrastructure.
February 7, 2026 at 6:48 AM
If there is one thing Chance The Rapper fans love it’s bare metal compute. Absolutely perfect market. Just check out how enthusiastic his fans are! They love it and they’re ready to move their cloud infrastructure.
The fact that this dude has been traveling america giving lectures about the antichrist...lol. What system of morality are we following, here? Anyone who make money chart go up = inherently good? Anyone who slow down money chart = antichrist? Is that fucking all?
“Epstein called Peter Thiel ’89 a ‘great friend,’ offered financial advice *** ‘Does my bad press give you pause?’ Epstein asked Thiel in one email. Thiel’s response was unfazed: ‘If I was intimidated by bad press, I would not have gotten anywhere in life.’” 2/5/26 … 1/
Epstein called Peter Thiel J.D. ’92 a 'great friend'
Documents from 2014-2019 suggest a close relationship between the two men, who frequently coordinated meetings with Silicon Valley figures and global leaders.
stanforddaily.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The fact that this dude has been traveling america giving lectures about the antichrist...lol. What system of morality are we following, here? Anyone who make money chart go up = inherently good? Anyone who slow down money chart = antichrist? Is that fucking all?
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i'm sorry that happened to your bite coins :(
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
i'm sorry that happened to your bite coins :(
"Reminder: someone sent you spam 3 days ago :)" - linkedin
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
"Reminder: someone sent you spam 3 days ago :)" - linkedin
My local auto shop will basically pass a rusted box of lugnuts through inspection, which I'm sure some people love but John just took my car to a real shop for an alignment and they were like "sir her wheels are literally about to fall off"
February 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
My local auto shop will basically pass a rusted box of lugnuts through inspection, which I'm sure some people love but John just took my car to a real shop for an alignment and they were like "sir her wheels are literally about to fall off"
I need a peek into the psychology of the people On Here who are always posting about 'tRump.' Fighting authoritarianism one butt joke at a time.
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I need a peek into the psychology of the people On Here who are always posting about 'tRump.' Fighting authoritarianism one butt joke at a time.
Baby wakes up at 5:50 and I put him in my bed, where he lays his head on my head and covers my nose with his hands so I slowly suffocate. Parenthood.
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Baby wakes up at 5:50 and I put him in my bed, where he lays his head on my head and covers my nose with his hands so I slowly suffocate. Parenthood.
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It’s very sweet and cute that he not only planed to have lil kids there and then rolls so well with the lil kids being lil kids but I have to know whose idea the lil podium was
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
It’s very sweet and cute that he not only planed to have lil kids there and then rolls so well with the lil kids being lil kids but I have to know whose idea the lil podium was
I've decided to at least email the DA's office that I think this is the kind of case they should NOT be pleading out, and I'd much rather our resources be used to send an alleged girlfriend strangler to prison than a drug dealer, thanks.
Got picked to be on a jury, and the charges were: stalking, terroristic threats, assault, criminal trespass, burglary (overnight, person present), reckless endangerment, and *strangulation*.
They gave him a plea deal for 2 years probation. So that guy's out there! Cool, Philly.
They gave him a plea deal for 2 years probation. So that guy's out there! Cool, Philly.
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I've decided to at least email the DA's office that I think this is the kind of case they should NOT be pleading out, and I'd much rather our resources be used to send an alleged girlfriend strangler to prison than a drug dealer, thanks.
Got picked to be on a jury, and the charges were: stalking, terroristic threats, assault, criminal trespass, burglary (overnight, person present), reckless endangerment, and *strangulation*.
They gave him a plea deal for 2 years probation. So that guy's out there! Cool, Philly.
They gave him a plea deal for 2 years probation. So that guy's out there! Cool, Philly.
February 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Got picked to be on a jury, and the charges were: stalking, terroristic threats, assault, criminal trespass, burglary (overnight, person present), reckless endangerment, and *strangulation*.
They gave him a plea deal for 2 years probation. So that guy's out there! Cool, Philly.
They gave him a plea deal for 2 years probation. So that guy's out there! Cool, Philly.
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Shoutout to affected WaPo journos today. Getting laid off sucks and it stings even more when the people making bad decisions never seem to be affected by them. This job will break your heart.
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Shoutout to affected WaPo journos today. Getting laid off sucks and it stings even more when the people making bad decisions never seem to be affected by them. This job will break your heart.
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I’m DISCOciating! • Austin, Texas, USA
Rolleiflex SL66 • Kodak Tri-X 400 • 2026
#FilmPhotography #Kodak #TriX #Camera #Film120 #MediumFormat #Rolleiflex #BWfilm #Monochrome #Photography #ATX #TX #East #Austin #Texas #Discociating #Mural #DiscoBall #Art #Creative #January_19_2026
Rolleiflex SL66 • Kodak Tri-X 400 • 2026
#FilmPhotography #Kodak #TriX #Camera #Film120 #MediumFormat #Rolleiflex #BWfilm #Monochrome #Photography #ATX #TX #East #Austin #Texas #Discociating #Mural #DiscoBall #Art #Creative #January_19_2026
February 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I’m DISCOciating! • Austin, Texas, USA
Rolleiflex SL66 • Kodak Tri-X 400 • 2026
#FilmPhotography #Kodak #TriX #Camera #Film120 #MediumFormat #Rolleiflex #BWfilm #Monochrome #Photography #ATX #TX #East #Austin #Texas #Discociating #Mural #DiscoBall #Art #Creative #January_19_2026
Rolleiflex SL66 • Kodak Tri-X 400 • 2026
#FilmPhotography #Kodak #TriX #Camera #Film120 #MediumFormat #Rolleiflex #BWfilm #Monochrome #Photography #ATX #TX #East #Austin #Texas #Discociating #Mural #DiscoBall #Art #Creative #January_19_2026
Gonna have to buy this baby a toy spice rack
February 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Gonna have to buy this baby a toy spice rack
Overheard in Philly: “I told them that! And it wouldn’t have been the fist call the Pentagon has received from ME!”
February 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Overheard in Philly: “I told them that! And it wouldn’t have been the fist call the Pentagon has received from ME!”
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I hadn’t known this. Two men who were accused of sexual abuse on the Shitty Media Men document that I created back in 2017 reached out to Michael Wolff for help as they looked to sue me, and Wolf forwarded their concerns to Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein offered to help. www.jmail.world/thread/EFTA0...
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I hadn’t known this. Two men who were accused of sexual abuse on the Shitty Media Men document that I created back in 2017 reached out to Michael Wolff for help as they looked to sue me, and Wolf forwarded their concerns to Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein offered to help. www.jmail.world/thread/EFTA0...
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one thing you can say about jeffrey epstein is that he simply loved emailing
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
one thing you can say about jeffrey epstein is that he simply loved emailing
The neighborhood Facebook comments since the snowstorm will really make you lose your faith in humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 11:58 AM
The neighborhood Facebook comments since the snowstorm will really make you lose your faith in humanity.
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Return salvo after Jensen Huang's comments this weekend apparently, they're fiiiiiiighhhttttiiiiiiinnnnnggggg
*OPENAI UNSATISFIED WITH SPEED OF NVIDIA HARDWARE: RTRS
*OPENAI SEEKING ALTERNATIVES TO NVIDIA LATEST AI CHIPS: RTRS
*OPENAI UNSATISFIED WITH SPEED OF NVIDIA HARDWARE: RTRS
*OPENAI SEEKING ALTERNATIVES TO NVIDIA LATEST AI CHIPS: RTRS
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Return salvo after Jensen Huang's comments this weekend apparently, they're fiiiiiiighhhttttiiiiiiinnnnnggggg
*OPENAI UNSATISFIED WITH SPEED OF NVIDIA HARDWARE: RTRS
*OPENAI SEEKING ALTERNATIVES TO NVIDIA LATEST AI CHIPS: RTRS
*OPENAI UNSATISFIED WITH SPEED OF NVIDIA HARDWARE: RTRS
*OPENAI SEEKING ALTERNATIVES TO NVIDIA LATEST AI CHIPS: RTRS
Lost so much weight from this stomach flu that my WiFi scale suddenly recognized me for the first time since having a baby. Oof.
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Lost so much weight from this stomach flu that my WiFi scale suddenly recognized me for the first time since having a baby. Oof.
What is WRONG with these people. Rubbing elbows with rich assholes is more important than your kid’s heart stopping? This kind of behavior should get you pushed out to sea in a Rubbermaid bin. Instead, Bari Weiss hired him, I guess.
February 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
What is WRONG with these people. Rubbing elbows with rich assholes is more important than your kid’s heart stopping? This kind of behavior should get you pushed out to sea in a Rubbermaid bin. Instead, Bari Weiss hired him, I guess.
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Also, I need the press to start catching up when it comes to stock manipulation, and yes, that’s what I’d call announcing deals that weren’t real. I’m not a securities attorney but a functioning SEC would investigate whether this deal was ever actually real, beyond a letter.
February 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Also, I need the press to start catching up when it comes to stock manipulation, and yes, that’s what I’d call announcing deals that weren’t real. I’m not a securities attorney but a functioning SEC would investigate whether this deal was ever actually real, beyond a letter.
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Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.
I put real shoes on my baby and now he’s clomping around like one of those dogs baffled by snow boots.
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I put real shoes on my baby and now he’s clomping around like one of those dogs baffled by snow boots.
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i think it’s beautiful that our society provides spaces for people to go out in public for the very first time in their lives. like in this grocery store
January 31, 2026 at 8:39 PM
i think it’s beautiful that our society provides spaces for people to go out in public for the very first time in their lives. like in this grocery store