owencreature.bsky.social
@owencreature.bsky.social
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I keep hearing about how Dems are the party of "identity politics" and yet it's Republicans who always reach to identity for everything.

God forbid we talk about guns. There have been 452 mass shootings this year; this shooting doesn't even make the list because fewer than 4 people were shot.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Me: Yeah I'm soakmodeing

My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella

Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.

Consultant: You're going to get sick

Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.

Consultant: Go inside and dry off
June 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Some sexual behavior is shameful. Like sleeping with your source and writing a self-aggrandizing book about it. RFK deserves the mockery he gets for his sexual behavior, too.
She is literally doing a book tour for her memoir about her affair. The publisher is Simon & Schuster
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡

@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Awful. Trump admin is deporting a 23-year-old NC woman who came here at the age of 14 as an unaccompanied minor. Her father was murdered and mother died of cancer. All she has are two traffic citations, per this report from Charlotte Observer's Dan Kane:

www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politic...
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I actually think it’s okay to take a ridiculous scandal seriously when it involves a wingnut conspiracy theorist in charge of things like vaccine policy and pandemic preparedness

Sorry to be a wet blanket 🤷🏻‍♀️
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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RFK Jr. is neither a joke nor a well-intentioned proponent of public health with a few kooky beliefs. He's a menace, evil even by the standards of Trump's inner circle, and the failure of the political press to convey this is maddening
I actually think it’s okay to take a ridiculous scandal seriously when it involves a wingnut conspiracy theorist in charge of things like vaccine policy and pandemic preparedness

Sorry to be a wet blanket 🤷🏻‍♀️
She never misses a beat, of course, but Marina's first paragraph this week is *chef's kiss*

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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remember when that dumbass Ayn Rand humper bought Sears, ran it on Objectivist principles and a company that had survived everything thrown at it since 1892 promptly collasped & went bankrupt?

lol
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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The people demand to hear more from reasonable folks like Alan Dershowitz
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Is she really saying this in the same week when Epstein files are supposed to be released? And we know hes in them?
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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These are the sort of thugs getting recruited into Trump's ICE Gestapo.
“You hear the hard, gut-wrenching punches,” he said, “the screams, the ‘I’m sorrys,’ ‘I can’t breathes,’ ‘You’re going to kill me.’ You hear ‘Mom,’ and it gets quiet and you just keep hearing the thuds.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/n...
Restrained, Beaten, Asphyxiated: New York Prison Guards’ Brutality Grows
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Charisma!
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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One good thing about Bari Weiss is that she articulates the worldview of the 0.00001% with total clarity, and thereby makes it obvious that they are dangerously out of their minds.
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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I can't speak for what was said at the protests, but seeing people react to an anodyne statement like "sacred spaces should not be used to promote activities in violation of international law" as if it were a vicious slur is clarifying.
Zohran Mamdani chastised a Manhattan synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews in New York.
Mamdani Response to Protest Inflames Tensions with Jewish Leaders
The mayor-elect chastised a synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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"Donald Trump will vouch that my conspiracy theory is true, so who's laughing now?"
Typical of the French to screw this up
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Fitting that this Administration would want a return to "just following orders."
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?

McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took

(Not a no!)
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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LOL apparently the students drew a turkey saying “me hate AI” and the Google AI promoters poured water on it to erase it 😭 I TOLD you Carolina students weren’t gonna fall for this

(video stolen from Weekly Weirdo insta)
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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I do not exaggerate when I say I want every person who supports abortion bans to be tarred and feathered for life.
“Abortion bans aren’t the problem! It’s bad doctors committing malpractice”

This is what the “pro life” crowd yell whenever a woman dies because she couldn’t access abortion

The most recent case was a 37 year old Texas woman with eclampsia. She saw 90 doctors. None helped her.
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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New in PN: @mattgertz.bsky.social on the Orbanization of the press

"Everyone just accepts that of course the FCC will only allow a merger if it goes to a person that Trump wants to own it. That’s a very precipitous decline in our broad public assumptions of how govt power is supposed to be wielded"
The Orbanization of the American press
"The really unnerving thing is Trump using state power to influence who a company gets sold to," Matt Gertz tells us.
www.publicnotice.co
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article

“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit

and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions

ghouls, the lot of them
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM