Matt | Farallon
@ottercynic.bsky.social
Absurdity, levity and the odd non-sequitur. Montréal Canadiens | Seattle Kraken | Pokémon Go: 2183 3320 7470 | PFP by Shiuk. BlueSky Ancient One. Seattle area greymuzzle. 🔞 Never calling.
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Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is real life now I guess
“Caleb Funke, a youth director at a different local church, said: “I guess when you hear of a pastor getting caught of that, you get a little more shocked than I guess somebody else. But we’re all sinners”
No, you expect molestation from pastors and youth ministers. Not shocking.
No, you expect molestation from pastors and youth ministers. Not shocking.
Anti-LGBT preacher Gaylard Williams arrested for 'grabbing and squeezing' man's genitals
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Anti-gay preacher arrested for 'squeezing' a man's genitals, then gets found with gay porn
Police then found gay porn in the pastor’s car, which he denied was his
www.independent.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“Caleb Funke, a youth director at a different local church, said: “I guess when you hear of a pastor getting caught of that, you get a little more shocked than I guess somebody else. But we’re all sinners”
No, you expect molestation from pastors and youth ministers. Not shocking.
No, you expect molestation from pastors and youth ministers. Not shocking.
Of course he’s a pastor.
Anti-LGBT preacher Gaylard Williams arrested for 'grabbing and squeezing' man's genitals
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Anti-gay preacher arrested for 'squeezing' a man's genitals, then gets found with gay porn
Police then found gay porn in the pastor’s car, which he denied was his
www.independent.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Of course he’s a pastor.
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Raccuterie board
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Raccuterie board
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GOOD MORNING FLUFFS AND OTHER NON FLUFF THINGS!
We're excited to get the Furs For Life Steam started! We're still waking up over here, so grab your coffee and come chat with us!
Re-Posts are SUPER appreciated - please help us get the word out!
The FFL Stream starts NOW! www.twitch.tv/FFLSeattle
We're excited to get the Furs For Life Steam started! We're still waking up over here, so grab your coffee and come chat with us!
Re-Posts are SUPER appreciated - please help us get the word out!
The FFL Stream starts NOW! www.twitch.tv/FFLSeattle
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
GOOD MORNING FLUFFS AND OTHER NON FLUFF THINGS!
We're excited to get the Furs For Life Steam started! We're still waking up over here, so grab your coffee and come chat with us!
Re-Posts are SUPER appreciated - please help us get the word out!
The FFL Stream starts NOW! www.twitch.tv/FFLSeattle
We're excited to get the Furs For Life Steam started! We're still waking up over here, so grab your coffee and come chat with us!
Re-Posts are SUPER appreciated - please help us get the word out!
The FFL Stream starts NOW! www.twitch.tv/FFLSeattle
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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
As a hockey fan (Montreal Canadiens in particular), I’m putting this article back out into the universe. I thought it was a very insightful piece by one of my fav players of the era.
www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/why...
www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/why...
Why We Fight | By Brandon Prust
Brandon Prust on why fighting makes the NHL safer.
www.theplayerstribune.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
As a hockey fan (Montreal Canadiens in particular), I’m putting this article back out into the universe. I thought it was a very insightful piece by one of my fav players of the era.
www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/why...
www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/why...
Nearly everything I try to respond to: “we’re sorry, that post has been deleted.” 😁
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Nearly everything I try to respond to: “we’re sorry, that post has been deleted.” 😁
I’m going to have to mute so many people in the next month, babbling about recipes, food, holiday nonsense. I just know nobody will tag/moderate
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I’m going to have to mute so many people in the next month, babbling about recipes, food, holiday nonsense. I just know nobody will tag/moderate
Left my coat at the restaurant where I had supper, and they’re closing jn 10 minutes.
Arrrrgh, will have to back tomorrow for it >.<
Arrrrgh, will have to back tomorrow for it >.<
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Left my coat at the restaurant where I had supper, and they’re closing jn 10 minutes.
Arrrrgh, will have to back tomorrow for it >.<
Arrrrgh, will have to back tomorrow for it >.<
There go the property values.
Mayor Harrell Threatens to Move Back to Bellevue If Katie Wilson Wins This Fall: tinyurl.com/yc3k4xhd
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
There go the property values.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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🎶 I hear the sound
Of the otters' voices
I see their hungry eyes
Their hungry eyes
They’re smashing clams
They’re smashing clams
They swim on their backs
Backs against the churn
I walk alone
Like a Predator cat
I walk alone
With the ghost of this bit
Giving the post back
Yeah, back to the Roo…🎶
Of the otters' voices
I see their hungry eyes
Their hungry eyes
They’re smashing clams
They’re smashing clams
They swim on their backs
Backs against the churn
I walk alone
Like a Predator cat
I walk alone
With the ghost of this bit
Giving the post back
Yeah, back to the Roo…🎶
a sea otter is swimming in the water with its head above the water .
ALT: a sea otter is swimming in the water with its head above the water .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
🎶 I hear the sound
Of the otters' voices
I see their hungry eyes
Their hungry eyes
They’re smashing clams
They’re smashing clams
They swim on their backs
Backs against the churn
I walk alone
Like a Predator cat
I walk alone
With the ghost of this bit
Giving the post back
Yeah, back to the Roo…🎶
Of the otters' voices
I see their hungry eyes
Their hungry eyes
They’re smashing clams
They’re smashing clams
They swim on their backs
Backs against the churn
I walk alone
Like a Predator cat
I walk alone
With the ghost of this bit
Giving the post back
Yeah, back to the Roo…🎶
Some of you kids don’t know the classics.
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Some of you kids don’t know the classics.
I wish there was a way to block all of these stupid Simpsons memes. Hate the show and don’t care one bit for any of them, but they’re never tagged.
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I wish there was a way to block all of these stupid Simpsons memes. Hate the show and don’t care one bit for any of them, but they’re never tagged.
Pretty awesome — now make them that smell like different paws.
Hand warmers contain a special sodium acetate solution that gives off heat when you press a metal disc, triggering the liquid to turn into crystals. They can be reused by boiling them in water to dissolve the crystals back into the liquid.
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Pretty awesome — now make them that smell like different paws.
Awesome; thanks!
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Awesome; thanks!
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Fun fact: Edmund Fitzgerald was a founding partner of the Milwaukee Brewers. The freighter as named for his father.
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Fun fact: Edmund Fitzgerald was a founding partner of the Milwaukee Brewers. The freighter as named for his father.
I can see the stain of jizz on the incel’s knuckles.
Maybe it’s Monster energy.
Maybe it’s Monster energy.
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I can see the stain of jizz on the incel’s knuckles.
Maybe it’s Monster energy.
Maybe it’s Monster energy.
There’s a YouTube channel I’ve been watching called Classic Album Review. Older fella in the UK who rants/raves/discusses various music topics.
What I like is he does the usual nonsense, “hit like & subscribe, join Patreon”, then disgustedly say, “enough of this piffle, let’s get on with it!”
What I like is he does the usual nonsense, “hit like & subscribe, join Patreon”, then disgustedly say, “enough of this piffle, let’s get on with it!”
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
There’s a YouTube channel I’ve been watching called Classic Album Review. Older fella in the UK who rants/raves/discusses various music topics.
What I like is he does the usual nonsense, “hit like & subscribe, join Patreon”, then disgustedly say, “enough of this piffle, let’s get on with it!”
What I like is he does the usual nonsense, “hit like & subscribe, join Patreon”, then disgustedly say, “enough of this piffle, let’s get on with it!”