La Contessa
@oscarsmother.bsky.social
Art and music lover, proud liberal, underwater photographer, and parrot lover. Seahawks and Huskies forever!
(In George Takei voice) Oh my
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
(In George Takei voice) Oh my
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“A rabbit and and a priest walk into the bar. The bartender asks the rabbit ‘what’ll you have?’. The rabbit replies ‘I dunno, I’m only here because of autocorrect’”
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“A rabbit and and a priest walk into the bar. The bartender asks the rabbit ‘what’ll you have?’. The rabbit replies ‘I dunno, I’m only here because of autocorrect’”
Courtesy of the Gavin Newsom press Office:
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Courtesy of the Gavin Newsom press Office:
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The Epstein Act is "NARROWLY TAILORED and TEMPORARY holds can be placed on certain documents necessary to a specific investigation but only if a LOG OF EACH DOCUMENT with a DESCRIPTION and BASIS FOR WITHHOLDING is provided to Congress within 15 days— which allows a court challenge if out of bounds"
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The Epstein Act is "NARROWLY TAILORED and TEMPORARY holds can be placed on certain documents necessary to a specific investigation but only if a LOG OF EACH DOCUMENT with a DESCRIPTION and BASIS FOR WITHHOLDING is provided to Congress within 15 days— which allows a court challenge if out of bounds"
This is what it looks like when you realize exactly how much your allegiance to the cult is going to cost you
“Will you release all the files within 30 days?”
BONDI: “We’ll continue to follow the law.”🤔
“You said no addition investigation was warranted. What changed?”
BONDI: “Information.” 🙃
BONDI: “We’ll continue to follow the law.”🤔
“You said no addition investigation was warranted. What changed?”
BONDI: “Information.” 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is what it looks like when you realize exactly how much your allegiance to the cult is going to cost you
Nailed it
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Nailed it
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Interesting
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Interesting
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MBS is like “if only we could bonesaw all these journalists instead of yelling at them”
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
MBS is like “if only we could bonesaw all these journalists instead of yelling at them”
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God I forgot about this. It is AMAZING the things we learned about this man in 2015-6 that did not immediately bring his campaign to a close.
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
God I forgot about this. It is AMAZING the things we learned about this man in 2015-6 that did not immediately bring his campaign to a close.
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That WaPo would publish a piece about MBS without mentioning that he was responsible for murdering one of the paper’s contributors and having his corpse dismembered with a bone saw speaks volumes.
Democracy doesn’t need darkness to perish if its institutions willingly wear blinders.
Democracy doesn’t need darkness to perish if its institutions willingly wear blinders.
Opinion | As Trump and MBS meet, a longtime partnership faces new realities
Mideast and global energy issues are steadier when Washington and Riyadh act in concert.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
That WaPo would publish a piece about MBS without mentioning that he was responsible for murdering one of the paper’s contributors and having his corpse dismembered with a bone saw speaks volumes.
Democracy doesn’t need darkness to perish if its institutions willingly wear blinders.
Democracy doesn’t need darkness to perish if its institutions willingly wear blinders.
Your bit of schadenfreude for the evening:
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Take accountability for your own actions, Marjorie.
You have sided with the radical left after they spent the last 10 years unleashing hell on our country with their get Trump scams.
You deserve everything that happens to you. I’m enjoying watching you get exposed for the traitor you've always been.
It's a crime to make a fake police report too.
Use some of your millions of dollars you made insider trading, scamming the American people and hire security.
Everyone is sick of you and your drama and lies.
You're finished. You have crossed the line and now you can go be a Democrat since you have sided with the radical left.
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The hoax pizza deliveries have started now, to my house and my family members.
Update: we also received a pipe bomb threat on my construction companies office building.
President Trump's unwarranted and vicious attacks against me were a dog whistle to dangerous radicals that
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pizza deliveries," a tactic used to harass and unnerve individuals, often public figures like judges, by confirming their address and creating a sense of unease or a potential security threat. While it's a prank, it's a serious form of harassment, not just a harmless joke.
Key aspects of pizza doxxing:
• Intimidation: The goal is to make the recipient feel targeted and unsafe, not just to get free food.
• Doxxing: It stems from doxxing, the public release of private information (like home addresses).
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November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Your bit of schadenfreude for the evening:
🤣🤣🤣
i was sititng in the break room next to a guy in a seahawks jersey when they whiffed that field goal and i think i watched his soul exit his body
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
🤣🤣🤣
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This is what happens when you get your operation names from the last three gay porn movies you downloaded.
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This is what happens when you get your operation names from the last three gay porn movies you downloaded.
Operation: Insert Phallic Metaphor Here 🤣🤣🤣
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Operation: Insert Phallic Metaphor Here 🤣🤣🤣
Julie Brown has been following the Epstein case for years. If she says it I believe it.
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Julie Brown has been following the Epstein case for years. If she says it I believe it.
How's that feel Marge??
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
How's that feel Marge??
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Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
Call a press conference, “I did not have sex with…that man…Donald Trump”.
Call a press conference, “I did not have sex with…that man…Donald Trump”.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
Call a press conference, “I did not have sex with…that man…Donald Trump”.
Call a press conference, “I did not have sex with…that man…Donald Trump”.
MTG has left the cult:
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
MTG has left the cult:
No context necessary
"She felt her heart ache everytime something would remind her of his voice, like that time a spoon fell into the garbage disposal.."
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
No context necessary
Aside from everything else, WTF is this, governmental policy by tweet?
Keep a copy of this to show your children the exact moment the Trump cult ended. This is their cynical attempt to prevent the release of the Epstein files AND ,now that we have seen the email from Epstein that clearly states Bill Clinton never visited his island, to revive their dead narrative.
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Aside from everything else, WTF is this, governmental policy by tweet?
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JD Vance is a massive hypocrite
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
JD Vance is a massive hypocrite
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Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.