XionKuriyama 🏳️🌈🍉
@xionkuriyama.bsky.social
27. she/her, they/them, fae/faer. minors dni. fuck nazis.
writing commissions OPEN--10 dollars for 500 words
writing commissions OPEN--10 dollars for 500 words
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hey so rent crunch is here AND my monitor is showing some troubling signs, so im opening 500 word writing commissions for 10 dollars. come get your blorbo fics and help a trans girl in the process! examples of writing can be found at XionChance on Ao3!
#commission #writingcommission
#commission #writingcommission
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this email from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is so funny. i love how many people are cc’d on it
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
this email from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is so funny. i love how many people are cc’d on it
every year the game awards points a gun at my head and tells me, an autistic who plays exclusively 20 year old strategy games, that if i don't want chudshit to win i better guess which part of the industry is the least on fire in 20 genres i dont give a shit about
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
every year the game awards points a gun at my head and tells me, an autistic who plays exclusively 20 year old strategy games, that if i don't want chudshit to win i better guess which part of the industry is the least on fire in 20 genres i dont give a shit about
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I wrote an obituary of celebrated game developer Rebecca Heineman for Ars Technica:
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...
Celebrated game developer Rebecca Heineman dies at age 62
The gaming community mourns a beloved mentor and LGBTQ+ advocate with a storied career.
arstechnica.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I wrote an obituary of celebrated game developer Rebecca Heineman for Ars Technica:
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...
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/posts I can haz cheeseburger meme
//10 replies of "MOCKING WEALTH INEQUALITY *AND* TRYING TO KILL CATS MUCH"
//10 replies of "MOCKING WEALTH INEQUALITY *AND* TRYING TO KILL CATS MUCH"
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
/posts I can haz cheeseburger meme
//10 replies of "MOCKING WEALTH INEQUALITY *AND* TRYING TO KILL CATS MUCH"
//10 replies of "MOCKING WEALTH INEQUALITY *AND* TRYING TO KILL CATS MUCH"
"how did you get into ttrpgs"
yoda stepped out of a portal and handed me the star wars d6 rulebook while saying "how you become a jedi for real, this is, hmm" and then walked into a car and drove away. no way that shit was his btw. he came out of a portal, he just stole that shit for fun
yoda stepped out of a portal and handed me the star wars d6 rulebook while saying "how you become a jedi for real, this is, hmm" and then walked into a car and drove away. no way that shit was his btw. he came out of a portal, he just stole that shit for fun
"how did you get into ttrpgs"
i was captured by a troll as a child and dragged down hundreds of levels into the black depths of an underworld spire. i spent many years in a cage, eating maggots and grubs, until an ostrich-man saved me. when i asked him his name, he said "urist mcttrpg"
i was captured by a troll as a child and dragged down hundreds of levels into the black depths of an underworld spire. i spent many years in a cage, eating maggots and grubs, until an ostrich-man saved me. when i asked him his name, he said "urist mcttrpg"
"how did you get into ttrpgs"
The moment I was born, TTRPGs pinned my shadow to the earth with a large brass nail and tore it from me. This is my first memory, the seed of many hours of therapy to come.
The moment I was born, TTRPGs pinned my shadow to the earth with a large brass nail and tore it from me. This is my first memory, the seed of many hours of therapy to come.
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"how did you get into ttrpgs"
yoda stepped out of a portal and handed me the star wars d6 rulebook while saying "how you become a jedi for real, this is, hmm" and then walked into a car and drove away. no way that shit was his btw. he came out of a portal, he just stole that shit for fun
yoda stepped out of a portal and handed me the star wars d6 rulebook while saying "how you become a jedi for real, this is, hmm" and then walked into a car and drove away. no way that shit was his btw. he came out of a portal, he just stole that shit for fun
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✨Poké-Collar Raffle!🩷💜
Thank you so much for over 1400 followers!☺️
-1 winner per social (1 for Bluesky and 1 for X!)
Rules:
—Like
—RT
—Follow
-Comment your favorite/ideal legendary! (Optional)
Ends Nov.27th and thank you everyone for your support and joining!💖
#Pokemon #TF #artraffle #Raffle
Thank you so much for over 1400 followers!☺️
-1 winner per social (1 for Bluesky and 1 for X!)
Rules:
—Like
—RT
—Follow
-Comment your favorite/ideal legendary! (Optional)
Ends Nov.27th and thank you everyone for your support and joining!💖
#Pokemon #TF #artraffle #Raffle
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
✨Poké-Collar Raffle!🩷💜
Thank you so much for over 1400 followers!☺️
-1 winner per social (1 for Bluesky and 1 for X!)
Rules:
—Like
—RT
—Follow
-Comment your favorite/ideal legendary! (Optional)
Ends Nov.27th and thank you everyone for your support and joining!💖
#Pokemon #TF #artraffle #Raffle
Thank you so much for over 1400 followers!☺️
-1 winner per social (1 for Bluesky and 1 for X!)
Rules:
—Like
—RT
—Follow
-Comment your favorite/ideal legendary! (Optional)
Ends Nov.27th and thank you everyone for your support and joining!💖
#Pokemon #TF #artraffle #Raffle
i like that serena's arc in the anime appears to be slowly realizing and embracing that she's a girl in the pokemon anime
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 AM
i like that serena's arc in the anime appears to be slowly realizing and embracing that she's a girl in the pokemon anime
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November 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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"Keep the Pokemon on all fours, Gamefreak", "Don't let it stand on two legs, Gamefreak"
Where were you when SAMUROTT got on all fours instead of two feet? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST
Where were you when SAMUROTT got on all fours instead of two feet? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM
"Keep the Pokemon on all fours, Gamefreak", "Don't let it stand on two legs, Gamefreak"
Where were you when SAMUROTT got on all fours instead of two feet? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST
Where were you when SAMUROTT got on all fours instead of two feet? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST
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Taking the Kobayashi Maru but just putting a phaser in my mouth until they let me win
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Taking the Kobayashi Maru but just putting a phaser in my mouth until they let me win
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"Paul, we're doing an article about data compression techniques. We just need something that illustrates compressing data." "Say no more, Cliff."
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
"Paul, we're doing an article about data compression techniques. We just need something that illustrates compressing data." "Say no more, Cliff."
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YOU REALLY THOUGHT A CHANGELING COULD CHANGE?
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
YOU REALLY THOUGHT A CHANGELING COULD CHANGE?
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"Get it?" from a talk show comedian feels like the equivalent of a chess grandmaster asking how castling works
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"Get it?" from a talk show comedian feels like the equivalent of a chess grandmaster asking how castling works
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why is miss universe always from earth
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
why is miss universe always from earth
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some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
actually incredible that the internet continues to hinge entirely on cloudflare which constantly shits itself
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
actually incredible that the internet continues to hinge entirely on cloudflare which constantly shits itself
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
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can i have a writing job. i’m a horrible writer and can work to become a worse person
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
can i have a writing job. i’m a horrible writer and can work to become a worse person
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POV: you are my friend reading this post
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
POV: you are my friend reading this post
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I hate how everything is tied to everything else. Your favorite Star Wars movie is now a package deal with your preferred borders of Eastern Europe and favored faction in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict because fuck you, that’s why.
a non-zero amount of the reason Vance and NatCons are mad at liberals is The Last Jedi
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I hate how everything is tied to everything else. Your favorite Star Wars movie is now a package deal with your preferred borders of Eastern Europe and favored faction in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict because fuck you, that’s why.