tetanus jr.
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kale | they/them | mostly posting about music, mapping, politics, and pokemon | shrimp posture extraordinaire | thanks for vibing and keeping it tight, if you need me I'm on my mobile | all views are my own or whatever
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Just saw one of my coworkers computer screens open to a page of different kinds of greek yogurt ... whatever helps you get the job done ig
February 17, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Just saw one of my coworkers computer screens open to a page of different kinds of greek yogurt ... whatever helps you get the job done ig
It's always fuck trump but the reason I criticize dems so much is because they're the largest, most powerful representation of the left that can do anything to stop this current regime and they're not doing that
February 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
It's always fuck trump but the reason I criticize dems so much is because they're the largest, most powerful representation of the left that can do anything to stop this current regime and they're not doing that
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I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
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A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
How many followers for a prominent Bluesky elder to host Jeopardy
February 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
I sure do move furniture around a lot for someone who has bad back problems
February 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I sure do move furniture around a lot for someone who has bad back problems
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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everyone say hi Larry
February 14, 2026 at 10:56 PM
everyone say hi Larry
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Can't believe I'm just discovering that Nine Inch Nails covered U2's "Zoo Station" back in 2011. youtu.be/hfqktBLDjPU?...
Nine Inch Nails (NIN) - Zoo Station (U2 Cover)
YouTube video by ToneNoir
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February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Can't believe I'm just discovering that Nine Inch Nails covered U2's "Zoo Station" back in 2011. youtu.be/hfqktBLDjPU?...
I put a glade plug in in my office and its on the lowest setting but it still smells like im hotboxing dewdrop petal fragrance and its making me nauseous
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I put a glade plug in in my office and its on the lowest setting but it still smells like im hotboxing dewdrop petal fragrance and its making me nauseous
I forgot my piano has bluetooth so imagine my suprise when I turn it on and it starts blasting megan thee stallion
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I forgot my piano has bluetooth so imagine my suprise when I turn it on and it starts blasting megan thee stallion
using my tax refund to get a car battery #treatingmyself
February 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
using my tax refund to get a car battery #treatingmyself
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lots of goodies from #MCRBrasil night 2
📸 Nancy Martinez
📸 Nancy Martinez
February 9, 2026 at 9:07 AM
lots of goodies from #MCRBrasil night 2
📸 Nancy Martinez
📸 Nancy Martinez
asshole leasing agent was fired the world is beautiful
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
asshole leasing agent was fired the world is beautiful
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Please, *please* spend a lot of time doing a full public Republican investigation of a triumphant performance by the most charismatic human being on earth.
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Please, *please* spend a lot of time doing a full public Republican investigation of a triumphant performance by the most charismatic human being on earth.
my chemical romance live on MTV2 $2 Bill you will forever be famous
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
my chemical romance live on MTV2 $2 Bill you will forever be famous
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It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps
February 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps
prev not first time i saw someone die online but I was doing research on the death penalty in middle school and was able to see images of a botched execution on the school computer 👍
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
prev not first time i saw someone die online but I was doing research on the death penalty in middle school and was able to see images of a botched execution on the school computer 👍
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Instead of age verification, websites should just make you describe the first time you saw someone die on the Internet. if the story makes whoever reads it sad, you're an adult for Internet purposes.
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Instead of age verification, websites should just make you describe the first time you saw someone die on the Internet. if the story makes whoever reads it sad, you're an adult for Internet purposes.
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This might be a hot take, but if parents are so concerned about what their kids see online, then they should actually do some damn parenting themselves instead of campaigning for governments to make things worse for everyone.
February 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
This might be a hot take, but if parents are so concerned about what their kids see online, then they should actually do some damn parenting themselves instead of campaigning for governments to make things worse for everyone.
ArcPro is like a horse in that it can sense fear
February 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
ArcPro is like a horse in that it can sense fear
Discord pissing me the FUCK off
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Discord pissing me the FUCK off
BURN YOUR RING CAMERAS
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
BURN YOUR RING CAMERAS
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This thread on the Bad Bunny performance is really great.
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
This thread on the Bad Bunny performance is really great.
I tried to play pokemon sleep but got scared by the recordings of the noises I made in my sleep so I deleted the app
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I tried to play pokemon sleep but got scared by the recordings of the noises I made in my sleep so I deleted the app
The cool thing about mbmbam is they have 800 episodes and I have listened to them all but I have memory loss issues so I can relisten to them again and again as though it were the first time aka unlimited content
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The cool thing about mbmbam is they have 800 episodes and I have listened to them all but I have memory loss issues so I can relisten to them again and again as though it were the first time aka unlimited content