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Laurel - She/Her - 29 - Failgirl Mailgirl
No one can handle my vision 😤
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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With this you have created the number one bridge under heaven
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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curious how any time a trans woman visits Lou Reeds grave a lump of the earth in front of it rises
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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HE HAS LEFT US ALONE —
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Whatever u say pal
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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I don't think enough people realize that for many folks on disability they cannot risk having over a VERY low cap of money/property or they will lose their benefits nearly immediately

It often prevents folks from marrying as well it's ludicrous
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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TRANSGENDER JAY-Z: estradiol injected whores got me on all fours dropping drawers like trap doors
TRANSGENDER EMINEM: john jacob jingleheimer schmidt / his deadname is my deadname too
March 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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a customer at the drive thru was talking about someone drinking down ketamine and getting castrated but once she mentioned them being in a stall intealized she was talking about a horse and not one of my friends
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Lesbian at this party told me I was giving pristine scumbag dyke vibes and then taught me how to dap someone up so I could be a better scumbag dyke ^_^
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Go fuck yourself
November 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Trying to take a little break, drew an angel girl going through it
October 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
October 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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ignored my work responsibilities to make a traumacore edit of nic cage in moonstruck (1987)
October 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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hard to please
October 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
For all those visiting relatives I cannot recommend balatro enough, this shit is like a time machine, I open the app and suddenly it's 3 hours later
October 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
*having a tummyache from drinking coffee* Ah, there is no gathering the rose without being pricked by the thorns....
October 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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"sailor man", fan fiction for the 1980 popeye movie from a flash fic contest i did not win, 2022
October 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
There's straight up animals out here
October 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Trans girl fight club doesn't work because they both want to be the prettiest loser. The stakes need to be real. Loser gets their head shaved. Then you'll see the claws come out.
September 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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BUSINESS JULIA LOOKS FOR A JOB
October 31, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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September 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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music drawing
September 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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i came out to my parents in 2012 and had to explain that i wasn't just "gay with extra steps."

i miss when it wasn't and assumption and expectation for everyone and their dog to have opinions about Trans People. we're not interesting like that actually, we just wanna hang out.
trans people were largely either unknown or treated as scientific curiosities and interesting stories until the cultural moment of visibility in the early-mid 2010s and the subsequent backlash
I was listening to an old Casey Kasem American Top 40 (I find this soothing these days) from 1985 where he told the story of Wendy Carlos, who scored The Shining and Tron, and her journey to becoming trans. Casey got all the pronouns right and it was presented as a slice of life, feel good story
September 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM