Collie Cariad
@colliecariad.bsky.social
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I'm releasing a free Asset Pack for Unreal Engine 5. It's a collection of 17 SDF Material Functions that allow you to generate various dynamic shapes at lossless resolutions.
birthday-boy.itch.io/simple-sdf-l...
Let's look at the shapes🧵
birthday-boy.itch.io/simple-sdf-l...
Let's look at the shapes🧵
Doctor said I had nice veins
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Doctor said I had nice veins
Dr Kerry keeps you sick so she can sell you her medicine. It's only Tuesday
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Dr Kerry keeps you sick so she can sell you her medicine. It's only Tuesday
Just once id like to get interrupted in a meeting by a woman!
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Just once id like to get interrupted in a meeting by a woman!
Washing my hair for the last time. I will find the name of God.
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Washing my hair for the last time. I will find the name of God.
I will not lib post. Lib posting is the mind killer. Lib posting is the little death
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I will not lib post. Lib posting is the mind killer. Lib posting is the little death
No funny business, capiche?
February 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
No funny business, capiche?
Hardware Store by Weird Al is actually pretty good for voice training
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Hardware Store by Weird Al is actually pretty good for voice training
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cheerleaders can do anything
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
cheerleaders can do anything
That's so scary. Wtf. I'm not doing that.
-Sun Tzu
-Sun Tzu
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
That's so scary. Wtf. I'm not doing that.
-Sun Tzu
-Sun Tzu
You've got two days to respond to the UK Government's consolation on "earned" settlement.
ukhomeoffice.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
This government's backwards view on immigration and the permanent right to remain WILL negatively harm your friends, family, and community.
ukhomeoffice.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
This government's backwards view on immigration and the permanent right to remain WILL negatively harm your friends, family, and community.
Home Office Consultation on Earned Settlement
Home Office Consultation on Earned Settlement
ukhomeoffice.qualtrics.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 PM
You've got two days to respond to the UK Government's consolation on "earned" settlement.
ukhomeoffice.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
This government's backwards view on immigration and the permanent right to remain WILL negatively harm your friends, family, and community.
ukhomeoffice.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
This government's backwards view on immigration and the permanent right to remain WILL negatively harm your friends, family, and community.
Honestly I'd volunteer for WARHOUND I bet the military pension is great
February 10, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Honestly I'd volunteer for WARHOUND I bet the military pension is great
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Journal entry.
Day one hundred and...I've lost count. I can't recall when I last got to crank my thingie. Since every site introduced puritan id verification laws, the wasteland grows vaster. My ration of 2006 deviantart drawings is growing thin.
I can hear raiders out in the hills
Day one hundred and...I've lost count. I can't recall when I last got to crank my thingie. Since every site introduced puritan id verification laws, the wasteland grows vaster. My ration of 2006 deviantart drawings is growing thin.
I can hear raiders out in the hills
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
discord.com/press-releas...
discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Journal entry.
Day one hundred and...I've lost count. I can't recall when I last got to crank my thingie. Since every site introduced puritan id verification laws, the wasteland grows vaster. My ration of 2006 deviantart drawings is growing thin.
I can hear raiders out in the hills
Day one hundred and...I've lost count. I can't recall when I last got to crank my thingie. Since every site introduced puritan id verification laws, the wasteland grows vaster. My ration of 2006 deviantart drawings is growing thin.
I can hear raiders out in the hills
next labour leader they should just cut out the middle man and appoint a ring camera that barks the AGAB of anyone who passes
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
next labour leader they should just cut out the middle man and appoint a ring camera that barks the AGAB of anyone who passes
u know kier has never had a pint. u just know it. he cracks open a brewdog at most. just look at him
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 PM
u know kier has never had a pint. u just know it. he cracks open a brewdog at most. just look at him
this is like the day the queen died. they're dressing in black at the tool factory.
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 AM
this is like the day the queen died. they're dressing in black at the tool factory.
Instead of yelling numbers and going HIKE before a play in the NFL now they have to do a pronoun circle :(
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Instead of yelling numbers and going HIKE before a play in the NFL now they have to do a pronoun circle :(
The only "super bowl" I need is this heaping bowl or wheatabix
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 AM
The only "super bowl" I need is this heaping bowl or wheatabix
My voice therapist keeps using Elizabeth Holmes as reference
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
My voice therapist keeps using Elizabeth Holmes as reference
been thinking about dual-speccing into mouse girl recently
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
been thinking about dual-speccing into mouse girl recently
you'll want to tune into the Big Game for my 30 second spot. Lets just say uh you WONT want to miss it.
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
you'll want to tune into the Big Game for my 30 second spot. Lets just say uh you WONT want to miss it.
why did they only have one scene where she gets to be spoiled and weird. more gwyn
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
why did they only have one scene where she gets to be spoiled and weird. more gwyn
voice feminisation book
"authentic, open communication that demonstrates interest and empathy means caring more about exploring others as people with genuine curiosity than about 'what others think of me' "
FUCK
"authentic, open communication that demonstrates interest and empathy means caring more about exploring others as people with genuine curiosity than about 'what others think of me' "
FUCK
February 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
voice feminisation book
"authentic, open communication that demonstrates interest and empathy means caring more about exploring others as people with genuine curiosity than about 'what others think of me' "
FUCK
"authentic, open communication that demonstrates interest and empathy means caring more about exploring others as people with genuine curiosity than about 'what others think of me' "
FUCK
washing my hair woe. my tinctures shall doom me
February 8, 2026 at 1:38 PM
washing my hair woe. my tinctures shall doom me