Collie Cariad
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I'm releasing a free Asset Pack for Unreal Engine 5. It's a collection of 17 SDF Material Functions that allow you to generate various dynamic shapes at lossless resolutions.
birthday-boy.itch.io/simple-sdf-l...
Let's look at the shapes🧵
birthday-boy.itch.io/simple-sdf-l...
Let's look at the shapes🧵
Id call it the Mia bump but I don't want her getting any ideas
February 12, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Id call it the Mia bump but I don't want her getting any ideas
Rewatched the 1st Spider-man movie and it's really funny that the green goblin doesn't have a plan Spider-Man gets in the way of or thwarts, he just beefs with him completely unprovoked for being a fake and toxic friend
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Rewatched the 1st Spider-man movie and it's really funny that the green goblin doesn't have a plan Spider-Man gets in the way of or thwarts, he just beefs with him completely unprovoked for being a fake and toxic friend
Okay so Cantu is definitely too heavy for my hair I'm biting the bullet on that. Might introduce myself to Mr Umberto
Washing my hair for the last time. I will find the name of God.
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Okay so Cantu is definitely too heavy for my hair I'm biting the bullet on that. Might introduce myself to Mr Umberto
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Would u let her decline into the west and live forever in Valinor
February 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Would u let her decline into the west and live forever in Valinor
Afraid I'm not actually trans and I'm just doing this out of peer pressure
February 12, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Afraid I'm not actually trans and I'm just doing this out of peer pressure
group chat consensus is dorley is a little too woke and could be more like abu ghraib
February 12, 2026 at 8:57 AM
group chat consensus is dorley is a little too woke and could be more like abu ghraib
born too late to be a tavern wench born too trans to be a bar maid
February 12, 2026 at 8:56 AM
born too late to be a tavern wench born too trans to be a bar maid
Would u let her decline into the west and live forever in Valinor
February 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Would u let her decline into the west and live forever in Valinor
Insane confidence boost to be told you have "striking" and "elven" features
February 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Insane confidence boost to be told you have "striking" and "elven" features
This is what I look like irl
February 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
This is what I look like irl
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kier thatcher m*lk snatcher
🚨 NEW: The Supreme Court has ruled that oat milk can no longer be called milk
February 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
kier thatcher m*lk snatcher
That was so mean an I going to hell
February 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
That was so mean an I going to hell
Flipped off a bus driver ignoring me and pulling away I'm a real New Yawker
February 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Flipped off a bus driver ignoring me and pulling away I'm a real New Yawker
statement from downing street every time a paedophile gets into a parliamentary house
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
statement from downing street every time a paedophile gets into a parliamentary house
"teens don't have a third space anymore" they do and it's called loitering at the meal deal shelf while i'm trying to get my little wrap
February 11, 2026 at 1:13 PM
"teens don't have a third space anymore" they do and it's called loitering at the meal deal shelf while i'm trying to get my little wrap
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Fanart of Maidens by Ashley Finch
February 11, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Fanart of Maidens by Ashley Finch
Doctor said I had nice veins
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Doctor said I had nice veins
Dr Kerry keeps you sick so she can sell you her medicine. It's only Tuesday
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Dr Kerry keeps you sick so she can sell you her medicine. It's only Tuesday
Just once id like to get interrupted in a meeting by a woman!
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Just once id like to get interrupted in a meeting by a woman!
Washing my hair for the last time. I will find the name of God.
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Washing my hair for the last time. I will find the name of God.
I will not lib post. Lib posting is the mind killer. Lib posting is the little death
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I will not lib post. Lib posting is the mind killer. Lib posting is the little death
No funny business, capiche?
February 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
No funny business, capiche?
Hardware Store by Weird Al is actually pretty good for voice training
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Hardware Store by Weird Al is actually pretty good for voice training
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cheerleaders can do anything
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
cheerleaders can do anything