Collie Cariad
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I'm releasing a free Asset Pack for Unreal Engine 5. It's a collection of 17 SDF Material Functions that allow you to generate various dynamic shapes at lossless resolutions.
birthday-boy.itch.io/simple-sdf-l...
Let's look at the shapes🧵
birthday-boy.itch.io/simple-sdf-l...
Let's look at the shapes🧵
Working on my pool skimmer game again. Need to polish up the script and get it recorded.
February 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Working on my pool skimmer game again. Need to polish up the script and get it recorded.
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work."
is there a jira ticket for this
is there a jira ticket for this
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work."
Stop. Back up. You just came through that door. No don't look at that, you know that's there. Look at the ground. They always look at the ground. Now, what does the player see? What do they understand right now?
Stop. Back up. You just came through that door. No don't look at that, you know that's there. Look at the ground. They always look at the ground. Now, what does the player see? What do they understand right now?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Attention spans are shorter than that."
"Attention spans are shorter than that."
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work."
is there a jira ticket for this
is there a jira ticket for this
The only David Lynch thing I've seen is the BlueBob cave
February 7, 2026 at 9:37 AM
The only David Lynch thing I've seen is the BlueBob cave
It's been so cold and wet here for so long. I miss my lovely dresses
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
It's been so cold and wet here for so long. I miss my lovely dresses
Master chief is really cute he's just kind of nice and simple he's my husband
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Master chief is really cute he's just kind of nice and simple he's my husband
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It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
February 6, 2026 at 12:20 PM
It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
Dorely is set in Guildford. Please. Don't take this away from me
February 6, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Dorely is set in Guildford. Please. Don't take this away from me
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my new force-haruspicy novel When You Tell from Entrails - Learning to Scry
February 6, 2026 at 9:45 AM
my new force-haruspicy novel When You Tell from Entrails - Learning to Scry
It's 🐝 30 Friday always remember to 🐝 30
February 6, 2026 at 9:14 AM
It's 🐝 30 Friday always remember to 🐝 30
quitting caffeine and sugar cold turkey just because a "doctor" tells you to actually sucks and is stupid and fuck you
February 6, 2026 at 9:06 AM
quitting caffeine and sugar cold turkey just because a "doctor" tells you to actually sucks and is stupid and fuck you
bro do NOT throw your viziers under the bus
Labour MP calls for a ‘clearout’ of advisers in Downing Street amid Mandelson scandal - UK politics live
Labour MP calls for a ‘clearout’ of advisers in Downing Street amid Mandelson scandal - UK politics live
Pressure continued to build on Keir Starmer to remove his chief of staff Morgan McSweeney
Downing Street has defied calls to remove Keir Starmer’s most senior aide, insisting Morgan McSweeney retains the prime minister’s confidence, as frustration grows over a wait for documents on Peter Mandelson, which some fear could last for weeks.
Amid warnings from Labour backbenchers that McSweeney’s survival would leave Starmer’s position “untenable”, Starmer apologised to victims of Jeffrey Epstein for appointing Mandelson, a close friend of the convicted child sex offender, as US ambassador. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:04 AM
bro do NOT throw your viziers under the bus
Starmer was gaslit by a problematic oomfy
February 6, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Starmer was gaslit by a problematic oomfy
so nobody gives a shit about my massive basil plant huh
February 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
so nobody gives a shit about my massive basil plant huh
tomorrow better 🐝 friday i stg
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
tomorrow better 🐝 friday i stg
"autumn you're hair is so cute autumn i'm so jealous"
i had fine hair until estrogen. now i spend all my coin at the apothecary on creams and tinctures. i scrunch my hair for 18 hours a day.
i had fine hair until estrogen. now i spend all my coin at the apothecary on creams and tinctures. i scrunch my hair for 18 hours a day.
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
"autumn you're hair is so cute autumn i'm so jealous"
i had fine hair until estrogen. now i spend all my coin at the apothecary on creams and tinctures. i scrunch my hair for 18 hours a day.
i had fine hair until estrogen. now i spend all my coin at the apothecary on creams and tinctures. i scrunch my hair for 18 hours a day.
I know so much about unreal engine and soon I'll have no balls
February 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I know so much about unreal engine and soon I'll have no balls
nice to see the global media is running with "life or death for berry boy" in regards to mr starmer
February 5, 2026 at 12:27 PM
nice to see the global media is running with "life or death for berry boy" in regards to mr starmer
I ought to clout you 'round the head...the old man wouldn't have put up with such cheek...
February 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I ought to clout you 'round the head...the old man wouldn't have put up with such cheek...
Ken Jennings I can't stay mad at you
February 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Ken Jennings I can't stay mad at you
Day 7...no soda...the wolves howl at my door...
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Day 7...no soda...the wolves howl at my door...
Reposted by Collie Cariad
Reposted by Collie Cariad
Say hello to Hannah Spencer—councillor, plumber, greyhound lover and your Green Party candidate for Gorton and Denton 💚
January 30, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Say hello to Hannah Spencer—councillor, plumber, greyhound lover and your Green Party candidate for Gorton and Denton 💚
My knight keeps asking me how many calories I need to live chat am I cooked
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
My knight keeps asking me how many calories I need to live chat am I cooked
lmao this is why they wanna get rid of jury trials, the plurality of the british public hates this war
Palestine Action protesters not guilty of defence firm burglary
Palestine Action protesters not guilty of defence firm burglary
The group are cleared of aggravated burglary over the alleged raid at an Elbit Systems warehouse.
www.bbc.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
lmao this is why they wanna get rid of jury trials, the plurality of the british public hates this war
have just been abused as a 'hedge knight' by a load of lords at the tourney for having a belt made of rope
February 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
have just been abused as a 'hedge knight' by a load of lords at the tourney for having a belt made of rope