Collie Cariad
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I'm releasing a free Asset Pack for Unreal Engine 5. It's a collection of 17 SDF Material Functions that allow you to generate various dynamic shapes at lossless resolutions.
birthday-boy.itch.io/simple-sdf-l...
Let's look at the shapes🧵
birthday-boy.itch.io/simple-sdf-l...
Let's look at the shapes🧵
so nobody gives a shit about my massive basil plant huh
February 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
so nobody gives a shit about my massive basil plant huh
tomorrow better 🐝 friday i stg
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
tomorrow better 🐝 friday i stg
"autumn you're hair is so cute autumn i'm so jealous"
i had fine hair until estrogen. now i spend all my coin at the apothecary on creams and tinctures. i scrunch my hair for 18 hours a day.
i had fine hair until estrogen. now i spend all my coin at the apothecary on creams and tinctures. i scrunch my hair for 18 hours a day.
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
"autumn you're hair is so cute autumn i'm so jealous"
i had fine hair until estrogen. now i spend all my coin at the apothecary on creams and tinctures. i scrunch my hair for 18 hours a day.
i had fine hair until estrogen. now i spend all my coin at the apothecary on creams and tinctures. i scrunch my hair for 18 hours a day.
I know so much about unreal engine and soon I'll have no balls
February 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I know so much about unreal engine and soon I'll have no balls
nice to see the global media is running with "life or death for berry boy" in regards to mr starmer
February 5, 2026 at 12:27 PM
nice to see the global media is running with "life or death for berry boy" in regards to mr starmer
I ought to clout you 'round the head...the old man wouldn't have put up with such cheek...
February 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I ought to clout you 'round the head...the old man wouldn't have put up with such cheek...
Ken Jennings I can't stay mad at you
February 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Ken Jennings I can't stay mad at you
Day 7...no soda...the wolves howl at my door...
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Day 7...no soda...the wolves howl at my door...
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Say hello to Hannah Spencer—councillor, plumber, greyhound lover and your Green Party candidate for Gorton and Denton 💚
January 30, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Say hello to Hannah Spencer—councillor, plumber, greyhound lover and your Green Party candidate for Gorton and Denton 💚
My knight keeps asking me how many calories I need to live chat am I cooked
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
My knight keeps asking me how many calories I need to live chat am I cooked
lmao this is why they wanna get rid of jury trials, the plurality of the british public hates this war
Palestine Action protesters not guilty of defence firm burglary
Palestine Action protesters not guilty of defence firm burglary
The group are cleared of aggravated burglary over the alleged raid at an Elbit Systems warehouse.
www.bbc.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
lmao this is why they wanna get rid of jury trials, the plurality of the british public hates this war
have just been abused as a 'hedge knight' by a load of lords at the tourney for having a belt made of rope
February 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
have just been abused as a 'hedge knight' by a load of lords at the tourney for having a belt made of rope
To get an orchidectomy I need a referral from a Psychiatrist a Psychologist and from You, the girl reading this 🥺
February 4, 2026 at 9:35 AM
To get an orchidectomy I need a referral from a Psychiatrist a Psychologist and from You, the girl reading this 🥺
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Washing my hair 3 times a week because I am SO close to cracking this formula
February 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Washing my hair 3 times a week because I am SO close to cracking this formula
I know so much about unreal engine but it's all useless. I'll be a blood boy in the post nuclear world.
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I know so much about unreal engine but it's all useless. I'll be a blood boy in the post nuclear world.
I wanna play modded Minecraft I wanna have 5 wiki pages open at once
February 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I wanna play modded Minecraft I wanna have 5 wiki pages open at once
i would like attention thank
you
you
February 3, 2026 at 10:33 AM
i would like attention thank
you
you
We are achieving levels of fluffy you can't even imagine worm
February 3, 2026 at 8:26 AM
We are achieving levels of fluffy you can't even imagine worm
Ran 2.56 km today
February 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Ran 2.56 km today
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The DOG NIGHTMARE heraldry designer is up for patrons! There'll be a public version everyone can enjoy in a few days - but if you want your name and a design of your very own to appear in that, join now! www.patreon.com/c/MiaCain
February 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The DOG NIGHTMARE heraldry designer is up for patrons! There'll be a public version everyone can enjoy in a few days - but if you want your name and a design of your very own to appear in that, join now! www.patreon.com/c/MiaCain
i dont want to hear what punxsutawney phil has to say about winter until he explains his disturbing presence in the epstein emails
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
i dont want to hear what punxsutawney phil has to say about winter until he explains his disturbing presence in the epstein emails
Every tgirl polycule has the "wife", "girlfriend", and "snivelling vizier"
February 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Every tgirl polycule has the "wife", "girlfriend", and "snivelling vizier"
dune is the most transgendered book what do you mean she was "tortured by the winds of puberty"
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 AM
dune is the most transgendered book what do you mean she was "tortured by the winds of puberty"