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Collie Cariad
@colliecariad.bsky.social
Game Designer.

https://birthday-boy.itch.io/

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I'm releasing a free Asset Pack for Unreal Engine 5. It's a collection of 17 SDF Material Functions that allow you to generate various dynamic shapes at lossless resolutions.

birthday-boy.itch.io/simple-sdf-l...

Let's look at the shapes🧵
Working on my pool skimmer game again. Need to polish up the script and get it recorded.
February 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work."

is there a jira ticket for this
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work."

Stop. Back up. You just came through that door. No don't look at that, you know that's there. Look at the ground. They always look at the ground. Now, what does the player see? What do they understand right now?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Attention spans are shorter than that."
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
The only David Lynch thing I've seen is the BlueBob cave
February 7, 2026 at 9:37 AM
It's been so cold and wet here for so long. I miss my lovely dresses
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Master chief is really cute he's just kind of nice and simple he's my husband
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Reposted by Collie Cariad
It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
February 6, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Dorely is set in Guildford. Please. Don't take this away from me
February 6, 2026 at 11:33 AM
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my new force-haruspicy novel When You Tell from Entrails - Learning to Scry
February 6, 2026 at 9:45 AM
It's 🐝 30 Friday always remember to 🐝 30
February 6, 2026 at 9:14 AM
quitting caffeine and sugar cold turkey just because a "doctor" tells you to actually sucks and is stupid and fuck you
February 6, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Starmer was gaslit by a problematic oomfy
February 6, 2026 at 8:39 AM
so nobody gives a shit about my massive basil plant huh
February 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
tomorrow better 🐝 friday i stg
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
"autumn you're hair is so cute autumn i'm so jealous"

i had fine hair until estrogen. now i spend all my coin at the apothecary on creams and tinctures. i scrunch my hair for 18 hours a day.
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I know so much about unreal engine and soon I'll have no balls
February 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
nice to see the global media is running with "life or death for berry boy" in regards to mr starmer
February 5, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I ought to clout you 'round the head...the old man wouldn't have put up with such cheek...
February 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Ken Jennings I can't stay mad at you
February 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Day 7...no soda...the wolves howl at my door...
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Reposted by Collie Cariad
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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Say hello to Hannah Spencer—councillor, plumber, greyhound lover and your Green Party candidate for Gorton and Denton 💚
January 30, 2026 at 11:15 AM
My knight keeps asking me how many calories I need to live chat am I cooked
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
lmao this is why they wanna get rid of jury trials, the plurality of the british public hates this war
February 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
have just been abused as a 'hedge knight' by a load of lords at the tourney for having a belt made of rope
February 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM