Collie Cariad
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I'm releasing a free Asset Pack for Unreal Engine 5. It's a collection of 17 SDF Material Functions that allow you to generate various dynamic shapes at lossless resolutions.
birthday-boy.itch.io/simple-sdf-l...
Let's look at the shapes🧵
birthday-boy.itch.io/simple-sdf-l...
Let's look at the shapes🧵
Would u let her decline into the west and live forever in Valinor
February 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Would u let her decline into the west and live forever in Valinor
Insane confidence boost to be told you have "striking" and "elven" features
February 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Insane confidence boost to be told you have "striking" and "elven" features
This is what I look like irl
February 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
This is what I look like irl
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kier thatcher m*lk snatcher
🚨 NEW: The Supreme Court has ruled that oat milk can no longer be called milk
February 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
kier thatcher m*lk snatcher
That was so mean an I going to hell
February 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
That was so mean an I going to hell
Flipped off a bus driver ignoring me and pulling away I'm a real New Yawker
February 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Flipped off a bus driver ignoring me and pulling away I'm a real New Yawker
statement from downing street every time a paedophile gets into a parliamentary house
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
statement from downing street every time a paedophile gets into a parliamentary house
"teens don't have a third space anymore" they do and it's called loitering at the meal deal shelf while i'm trying to get my little wrap
February 11, 2026 at 1:13 PM
"teens don't have a third space anymore" they do and it's called loitering at the meal deal shelf while i'm trying to get my little wrap
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Fanart of Maidens by Ashley Finch
February 11, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Fanart of Maidens by Ashley Finch
Doctor said I had nice veins
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Doctor said I had nice veins
Dr Kerry keeps you sick so she can sell you her medicine. It's only Tuesday
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Dr Kerry keeps you sick so she can sell you her medicine. It's only Tuesday
Just once id like to get interrupted in a meeting by a woman!
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Just once id like to get interrupted in a meeting by a woman!
Washing my hair for the last time. I will find the name of God.
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Washing my hair for the last time. I will find the name of God.
I will not lib post. Lib posting is the mind killer. Lib posting is the little death
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I will not lib post. Lib posting is the mind killer. Lib posting is the little death
No funny business, capiche?
February 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
No funny business, capiche?
Hardware Store by Weird Al is actually pretty good for voice training
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Hardware Store by Weird Al is actually pretty good for voice training
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cheerleaders can do anything
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
cheerleaders can do anything
That's so scary. Wtf. I'm not doing that.
-Sun Tzu
-Sun Tzu
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
That's so scary. Wtf. I'm not doing that.
-Sun Tzu
-Sun Tzu
You've got two days to respond to the UK Government's consolation on "earned" settlement.
ukhomeoffice.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
This government's backwards view on immigration and the permanent right to remain WILL negatively harm your friends, family, and community.
ukhomeoffice.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
This government's backwards view on immigration and the permanent right to remain WILL negatively harm your friends, family, and community.
Home Office Consultation on Earned Settlement
Home Office Consultation on Earned Settlement
ukhomeoffice.qualtrics.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 PM
You've got two days to respond to the UK Government's consolation on "earned" settlement.
ukhomeoffice.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
This government's backwards view on immigration and the permanent right to remain WILL negatively harm your friends, family, and community.
ukhomeoffice.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
This government's backwards view on immigration and the permanent right to remain WILL negatively harm your friends, family, and community.
Honestly I'd volunteer for WARHOUND I bet the military pension is great
February 10, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Honestly I'd volunteer for WARHOUND I bet the military pension is great
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Journal entry.
Day one hundred and...I've lost count. I can't recall when I last got to crank my thingie. Since every site introduced puritan id verification laws, the wasteland grows vaster. My ration of 2006 deviantart drawings is growing thin.
I can hear raiders out in the hills
Day one hundred and...I've lost count. I can't recall when I last got to crank my thingie. Since every site introduced puritan id verification laws, the wasteland grows vaster. My ration of 2006 deviantart drawings is growing thin.
I can hear raiders out in the hills
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
discord.com/press-releas...
discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Journal entry.
Day one hundred and...I've lost count. I can't recall when I last got to crank my thingie. Since every site introduced puritan id verification laws, the wasteland grows vaster. My ration of 2006 deviantart drawings is growing thin.
I can hear raiders out in the hills
Day one hundred and...I've lost count. I can't recall when I last got to crank my thingie. Since every site introduced puritan id verification laws, the wasteland grows vaster. My ration of 2006 deviantart drawings is growing thin.
I can hear raiders out in the hills
next labour leader they should just cut out the middle man and appoint a ring camera that barks the AGAB of anyone who passes
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
next labour leader they should just cut out the middle man and appoint a ring camera that barks the AGAB of anyone who passes