Collie Cariad
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I'm releasing a free Asset Pack for Unreal Engine 5. It's a collection of 17 SDF Material Functions that allow you to generate various dynamic shapes at lossless resolutions.
birthday-boy.itch.io/simple-sdf-l...
Let's look at the shapes🧵
birthday-boy.itch.io/simple-sdf-l...
Let's look at the shapes🧵
this is like the day the queen died. they're dressing in black at the tool factory.
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 AM
this is like the day the queen died. they're dressing in black at the tool factory.
Instead of yelling numbers and going HIKE before a play in the NFL now they have to do a pronoun circle :(
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Instead of yelling numbers and going HIKE before a play in the NFL now they have to do a pronoun circle :(
The only "super bowl" I need is this heaping bowl or wheatabix
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 AM
The only "super bowl" I need is this heaping bowl or wheatabix
My voice therapist keeps using Elizabeth Holmes as reference
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
My voice therapist keeps using Elizabeth Holmes as reference
been thinking about dual-speccing into mouse girl recently
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
been thinking about dual-speccing into mouse girl recently
you'll want to tune into the Big Game for my 30 second spot. Lets just say uh you WONT want to miss it.
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
you'll want to tune into the Big Game for my 30 second spot. Lets just say uh you WONT want to miss it.
why did they only have one scene where she gets to be spoiled and weird. more gwyn
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
why did they only have one scene where she gets to be spoiled and weird. more gwyn
voice feminisation book
"authentic, open communication that demonstrates interest and empathy means caring more about exploring others as people with genuine curiosity than about 'what others think of me' "
FUCK
"authentic, open communication that demonstrates interest and empathy means caring more about exploring others as people with genuine curiosity than about 'what others think of me' "
FUCK
February 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
voice feminisation book
"authentic, open communication that demonstrates interest and empathy means caring more about exploring others as people with genuine curiosity than about 'what others think of me' "
FUCK
"authentic, open communication that demonstrates interest and empathy means caring more about exploring others as people with genuine curiosity than about 'what others think of me' "
FUCK
washing my hair woe. my tinctures shall doom me
February 8, 2026 at 1:38 PM
washing my hair woe. my tinctures shall doom me
In Hades II you can give the romance potion to Mother so I assume once I max that out she's gonna take me to Sephora or something
February 8, 2026 at 10:13 AM
In Hades II you can give the romance potion to Mother so I assume once I max that out she's gonna take me to Sephora or something
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local woman barely able to smile with mouth, relies on eyes to do it
(before and after big tasty breakfast)
(before and after big tasty breakfast)
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
local woman barely able to smile with mouth, relies on eyes to do it
(before and after big tasty breakfast)
(before and after big tasty breakfast)
Doing a big stretch in bed and edging a charlie horse
February 8, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Doing a big stretch in bed and edging a charlie horse
Transgender day of being extremely visible on the timeline
February 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Transgender day of being extremely visible on the timeline
Reposted by Collie Cariad
Reposted by Collie Cariad
Autumn has grown elegant and beautiful since she made a big change in her life: That's right, backing the Vesna patreon
February 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Autumn has grown elegant and beautiful since she made a big change in her life: That's right, backing the Vesna patreon
When you back the Vesna patron you go up a cup size, or for the fellahs, a ball size.
Autumn has grown elegant and beautiful since she made a big change in her life: That's right, backing the Vesna patreon
February 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
When you back the Vesna patron you go up a cup size, or for the fellahs, a ball size.
Reposted by Collie Cariad
heartwarming: area 24 year old looks pretty good for someone in her mid 30s
February 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
heartwarming: area 24 year old looks pretty good for someone in her mid 30s
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is that better you little wastrel
February 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
is that better you little wastrel
Saw a photo of a skinny person and instead of my usual response (my bloodline must end) I went on a 6k run
February 7, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Saw a photo of a skinny person and instead of my usual response (my bloodline must end) I went on a 6k run
Reposted by Collie Cariad
December 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Working on my pool skimmer game again. Need to polish up the script and get it recorded.
February 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Working on my pool skimmer game again. Need to polish up the script and get it recorded.
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work."
is there a jira ticket for this
is there a jira ticket for this
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work."
Stop. Back up. You just came through that door. No don't look at that, you know that's there. Look at the ground. They always look at the ground. Now, what does the player see? What do they understand right now?
Stop. Back up. You just came through that door. No don't look at that, you know that's there. Look at the ground. They always look at the ground. Now, what does the player see? What do they understand right now?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Attention spans are shorter than that."
"Attention spans are shorter than that."
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work."
is there a jira ticket for this
is there a jira ticket for this
The only David Lynch thing I've seen is the BlueBob cave
February 7, 2026 at 9:37 AM
The only David Lynch thing I've seen is the BlueBob cave
It's been so cold and wet here for so long. I miss my lovely dresses
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
It's been so cold and wet here for so long. I miss my lovely dresses
Master chief is really cute he's just kind of nice and simple he's my husband
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Master chief is really cute he's just kind of nice and simple he's my husband