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audrey. 34. NYC. she/they. robots/anime/games. crusader/cohost of pod of greed and cohost of prime cuts. icon by @szkinart / banner by @risiblezombie on twitter. Sometimes I do drag.
I really did not realize what a disaster nj transit is like right now @ all my Jersey fiends damn bitch you live like this?
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I really did not realize what a disaster nj transit is like right now @ all my Jersey fiends damn bitch you live like this?
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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here it is, this is it, the most hilarious response to any Transformers social media promotion possible, of all time
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
here it is, this is it, the most hilarious response to any Transformers social media promotion possible, of all time
Making a chocolate raspberry tart for a work valentines bake off tomorrow and whispering “chocolate no seizing” like “swiper no swiping” as I mix my ganache
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Making a chocolate raspberry tart for a work valentines bake off tomorrow and whispering “chocolate no seizing” like “swiper no swiping” as I mix my ganache
I always think about that one post that’s like “you know you’re in a recession when celebrities are doing ads” but seeing Jon hamm doing ads for gambling apps is really dire
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I always think about that one post that’s like “you know you’re in a recession when celebrities are doing ads” but seeing Jon hamm doing ads for gambling apps is really dire
Don’t know if I can recover from this one
February 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Don’t know if I can recover from this one
3 degrees out got me looking at my car and asking “should I just kms?”
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
3 degrees out got me looking at my car and asking “should I just kms?”
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We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM
We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
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There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
Instagram has now, four for four in a row, suggested I follow people I’ve cut all ties with and would genuinely prefer to never think of again
February 5, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Instagram has now, four for four in a row, suggested I follow people I’ve cut all ties with and would genuinely prefer to never think of again
@marawyvern.bsky.social I’m submitting MY first topic for nautica. We gotta cover this
The story goes like this, in 1967 a little girl called Takara’s customer service number, and asked to speak to Licca-chan.
Not wanting to crush a little kid’s dreams, the operator quickly replied “Hello, this is Licca-chan!”
Very cute, totally harmless. …right?
Not wanting to crush a little kid’s dreams, the operator quickly replied “Hello, this is Licca-chan!”
Very cute, totally harmless. …right?
February 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
@marawyvern.bsky.social I’m submitting MY first topic for nautica. We gotta cover this
Watching sinners at work for black history month ✌️
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Watching sinners at work for black history month ✌️
So goddamn winter dry in this apartment that when I reached for my ps4 controller i static shocked the ps4 so hard it flickered for a moment
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
So goddamn winter dry in this apartment that when I reached for my ps4 controller i static shocked the ps4 so hard it flickered for a moment
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The preview page for my Starlit Unicorn hair claw collection is up now! You can't support it yet but you can sign up to be notified when it launches on 2/17 at 8 AM EST.
🦄✨ www.kickstarter.com/projects/che...
#kickstarter #unicorn #supportartists
🦄✨ www.kickstarter.com/projects/che...
#kickstarter #unicorn #supportartists
Coming soon: Starlit Unicorn Hair Claw Clips | Themed Collection
A collection of original, high quality hair claw designs. This collection is themed around celestial elements.
www.kickstarter.com
February 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
The preview page for my Starlit Unicorn hair claw collection is up now! You can't support it yet but you can sign up to be notified when it launches on 2/17 at 8 AM EST.
🦄✨ www.kickstarter.com/projects/che...
#kickstarter #unicorn #supportartists
🦄✨ www.kickstarter.com/projects/che...
#kickstarter #unicorn #supportartists
Just saw someone complaining about not liking bingqiu because they thought it was condescending that mxtx “tried to force the reader to care about the couple”…. Bro… they’re the main couple of a danmei… it’s literally a romance… what are we doing here
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Just saw someone complaining about not liking bingqiu because they thought it was condescending that mxtx “tried to force the reader to care about the couple”…. Bro… they’re the main couple of a danmei… it’s literally a romance… what are we doing here
A non exhaustive list of people in pretty sure rive lived within a 15 block radius of:
-Austin walker
-zohran mandani
-Andrew hussie (this one confirmed)
-Austin walker
-zohran mandani
-Andrew hussie (this one confirmed)
February 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
A non exhaustive list of people in pretty sure rive lived within a 15 block radius of:
-Austin walker
-zohran mandani
-Andrew hussie (this one confirmed)
-Austin walker
-zohran mandani
-Andrew hussie (this one confirmed)
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even a worm will turn
March 12, 2024 at 6:54 PM
even a worm will turn
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Linhardt
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Linhardt
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Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Doing my annual clothes clear out because a couple of my drawers have fully stopped closing 😭😭
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Doing my annual clothes clear out because a couple of my drawers have fully stopped closing 😭😭
Genuinely considering checking out the svsss light novels from the library to read on my commute. Who’s gonna judge me
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Genuinely considering checking out the svsss light novels from the library to read on my commute. Who’s gonna judge me
How is SO fucking cold in my part meant right now
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
How is SO fucking cold in my part meant right now