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Having hit credits, shout out to supergiant for making a game based entirely around this tweet
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Having hit credits, shout out to supergiant for making a game based entirely around this tweet
Thanksgiving work potluck tomorrow, made some pumpkin oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Thanksgiving work potluck tomorrow, made some pumpkin oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
A bit late given that I just finished it but Was Just Reading
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
A bit late given that I just finished it but Was Just Reading
Can someone edit this into dr Phil handing you the L
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Can someone edit this into dr Phil handing you the L
Very evil opening… VERY evil opening… Very evil opening!!!! VERY EVIL OPENING!!
I can’t believe this came out exactly how I imagined but my Halloween costume as a fully functional chessboard is done! Here’s it in starting position plus a few fun checkmates to show its functionality!
I can’t believe this came out exactly how I imagined but my Halloween costume as a fully functional chessboard is done! Here’s it in starting position plus a few fun checkmates to show its functionality!
October 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Very evil opening… VERY evil opening… Very evil opening!!!! VERY EVIL OPENING!!
I can’t believe this came out exactly how I imagined but my Halloween costume as a fully functional chessboard is done! Here’s it in starting position plus a few fun checkmates to show its functionality!
I can’t believe this came out exactly how I imagined but my Halloween costume as a fully functional chessboard is done! Here’s it in starting position plus a few fun checkmates to show its functionality!
Well now is as good a time as ever to post the photos from the last park I visited before heading back to SLC yesterday, capitol reef!
October 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Well now is as good a time as ever to post the photos from the last park I visited before heading back to SLC yesterday, capitol reef!
6:12am and I’m back in New York
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
6:12am and I’m back in New York
The whole tower game (and the first bit of her as the witch of glass tbh) is them just playing this out over and over again. And it rules and is super hot
October 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The whole tower game (and the first bit of her as the witch of glass tbh) is them just playing this out over and over again. And it rules and is super hot
I didn’t get many photos yesterday because I was in it but I did an off roading tour in hells revenge, one of the most infamous off-roading zones in the world! By some incredible stroke of luck I was the only person booked yesterday, so I got a private tour. It was unlike anything I’ve ever done!
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I didn’t get many photos yesterday because I was in it but I did an off roading tour in hells revenge, one of the most infamous off-roading zones in the world! By some incredible stroke of luck I was the only person booked yesterday, so I got a private tour. It was unlike anything I’ve ever done!
Anyway, arches! Fuck buddy they sure were! I made it to five arches yesterday: delicate, skyline, sandy dune, landscape, and broken arch, with pretty good views of tapestry arch as well. I have a “n off roading tour this morning and then it’s onward to Torrey for my last stop, capitol reef!
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Anyway, arches! Fuck buddy they sure were! I made it to five arches yesterday: delicate, skyline, sandy dune, landscape, and broken arch, with pretty good views of tapestry arch as well. I have a “n off roading tour this morning and then it’s onward to Torrey for my last stop, capitol reef!
An interesting experiment in perspective and scale: two photos of me with the delicate arch (which really needs to be seen in person to be believed)
October 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
An interesting experiment in perspective and scale: two photos of me with the delicate arch (which really needs to be seen in person to be believed)
After a long drive from Bryce Canyon I made it to Moab! I had just enough time to do my one trail in canyonlands, the grand view overlook. Sure was! for now it’s an early night in preparation for what will be my most challenging hike of the trip tomorrow, the delicate arch trail at arches
October 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
After a long drive from Bryce Canyon I made it to Moab! I had just enough time to do my one trail in canyonlands, the grand view overlook. Sure was! for now it’s an early night in preparation for what will be my most challenging hike of the trip tomorrow, the delicate arch trail at arches
It’s overcast now but when I went to bed last night I was able to see the stars clearer than I think I ever have in my life. I tried to take a photo on my phone but of course it doesn’t do it justice.
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s overcast now but when I went to bed last night I was able to see the stars clearer than I think I ever have in my life. I tried to take a photo on my phone but of course it doesn’t do it justice.
Bryce canyon! Famous for its hoodoos, this is another one of those places you just have to actually go to yourself to appreciate. Side note: the drive out of Zion towards Bryce Canyon may be the most beautiful route I’ve ever driven.
Tomorrow it’s onwards to Moab for arches and canyonlands!
Tomorrow it’s onwards to Moab for arches and canyonlands!
October 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Bryce canyon! Famous for its hoodoos, this is another one of those places you just have to actually go to yourself to appreciate. Side note: the drive out of Zion towards Bryce Canyon may be the most beautiful route I’ve ever driven.
Tomorrow it’s onwards to Moab for arches and canyonlands!
Tomorrow it’s onwards to Moab for arches and canyonlands!
Very friendly camp cat who immediately made himself at home on my lap (something my own cat of four years still does not do)
October 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Very friendly camp cat who immediately made himself at home on my lap (something my own cat of four years still does not do)
Trying to capture the scope and scale of Bryce Canyon is so hard but check this shit out
October 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Trying to capture the scope and scale of Bryce Canyon is so hard but check this shit out
Zion is nuts!! I did three hikes today: the grotto trail, the lower and middle emerald pools, and watchman’s trail. Genuinely one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever been. Tomorrow it’s onwards to Bryce Canyon and my fancy glamping hotel!
October 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Zion is nuts!! I did three hikes today: the grotto trail, the lower and middle emerald pools, and watchman’s trail. Genuinely one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever been. Tomorrow it’s onwards to Bryce Canyon and my fancy glamping hotel!
Through a combination of getting there super early and starting with a less popular trail, I was the only person I saw for the first hour of hiking this morning. It also meant a very close chance encounter with this mule deer!
October 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Through a combination of getting there super early and starting with a less popular trail, I was the only person I saw for the first hour of hiking this morning. It also meant a very close chance encounter with this mule deer!
Forgot to post photos from the first day! It was a four hour drive from SLC to Zion so I only got to do the sinawava temple river walk, which leads to the narrows. I would’ve done the narrows too but I didn’t realize you had to cross a river to get to them and my feet were not prepared
October 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Forgot to post photos from the first day! It was a four hour drive from SLC to Zion so I only got to do the sinawava temple river walk, which leads to the narrows. I would’ve done the narrows too but I didn’t realize you had to cross a river to get to them and my feet were not prepared
I’m a simple man but local beer to pair with a local elk burger and a view of Zion is my idea of a good time
October 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’m a simple man but local beer to pair with a local elk burger and a view of Zion is my idea of a good time
Anyway hi! I’m going to Utah. Over the next week I’ll be covering the mighty 5 national parks down there. This is a thread for that!
October 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Anyway hi! I’m going to Utah. Over the next week I’ll be covering the mighty 5 national parks down there. This is a thread for that!
Just an empty vacuum between his ears
October 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just an empty vacuum between his ears
This photo from yesterday has such “girl who is going to be okay” energy
September 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This photo from yesterday has such “girl who is going to be okay” energy