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skai
@opha.bsky.social
i'm a thirty-something writer who spiritually lives in marengo cave. i'm also every sun metaphor you've ever read. not worksafe. apolloplectic/ophrick on twitter.
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if i ever use this place, i'll be too lazy to separate my sfw and nsfw accounts, so if you have a problem with virtually any taboo fictional content, you may not want to stay. no judgment, just a warning bc i'm not consistent enough to tag properly
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No one looks as good with me as you
#nanahito
August 24, 2023 at 1:37 AM
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HMMM the only one I can think is this old one where he's holding Mahito by the hair in shibuya 😭 Nanami is my gentle loving patient man so I rarely draw him like this

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June 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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For safe handling, always remember to clearly label whether your toxic yuri is neurotoxic, hemotoxic, infectious, corrosive, radioactive, carcinogenic, mutagenic, or other.
September 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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chuck wendig being Like That about the internet archive and it turning out his books had been checked out--what was it--less than 20 times? ever? was the most pathetic shit
I think if you as a modestly-successful comicker are getting big mad over Libgen having digital copies of your books, take a beat & ask if you really want to spend the downslope of your relevance on a Chuck Wendig metamorphosis arc
September 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I dunno how many people have heard the news about the wrestler who was attacked by a famous MMA guy’s son this weekend, but he’s a friend of ours who helped train and wrestled with my husband at Knokx Pro, his family has set up a GoFundMe for his hospital bills & loss of income while he recovers
Donate to Help Support SykoStu’s Recovery Journey, organized by Contessa Patterson
Hello everyone, I’m reaching out to get support for Stuart Smith better kno… Contessa Patterson needs your support for Help Support SykoStu’s Recovery Journey
www.gofundme.com
August 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I'm excited to announce DRAWN TO LOVE: An Anthology About Finding Romance Through Original Characters edited by me and @bridalbeast.bsky.social !! I know so many people whose romance bloomed through OCs, can't wait to read your submissions!

Read our open call here: radhakaizan.com/drawn-to-love/
August 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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For those who don't know, this is a riff on a famous poster that depicts every vice and sin censored by the Hays Code for movies
July 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Today is the 2 year Anniversary of my final (cancer) Radiation treatment, marking me officially NED (no evidence of disease). Yay! Commemorating with a feed of my EBRT waiting room daily sketches :D #theCancerSketchbook #cancer #CanSky #pcsm
June 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
maybe my recent obsession w/ cultural defects in the online artist sphere ultimately came from me making a character that became Popular in a tf/2 rp forum, the reckoning i had to do w/ losing creative control of him at a young age, & perceiving a lack of similar formative incidents in others. idk
May 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
i know an inordinate amount about south africa for embarrassing (oc-related) reasons so please know that as white genocide shit is being televised by the white house, white south africans, esp. the landowners driving this rhetoric, are still privileged, just not as much as during apartheid.
May 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
been thinking about milo lately. unfortunate.
May 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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artists, if you have any ref boards you don't want to lose there, back your shit up ASAP. i used wfdownloader. (im sorry i don't have any solutions for people who are mobile-only) www.theverge.com/news/660070/...
Pinterest users left confused by mass account suspensions
Moderation seems bizarrely trigger-happy.
www.theverge.com
May 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
tbqh i think everybody who played at leaving twitter for ideological reasons is really silly. i'm still posting up a storm on twitter and every single time i do elon musk loses money hand over fist. we could've killed that man with image hosting costs alone.
May 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i dug out my old 2-3DSes recently and i'm sure i knew this when the 3DS was curent, but it's even more obvious now how inferior a console it was. the 3DS takes a minute thirty or so to boot and then load the cartridge. the 2DS hasn't slowed down perceptibly at all despite being a much older console.
May 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i'm having trouble starting Avowed because the character creator is too cool :(
April 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
thinking about her (the 28 years later trailer feat. rudyard kipling's "boots")
April 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
it's a real fucking shame that south of midnight released in the current gaming environment. it's a work of art, but since the main character is a Black woman and her identity is important to the plot, it's "woke DEI nonsense". i'd hate to see compulsion games dissolve over this.
April 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
studying the people who came away from mickey 17 shipping the clones & penning a theory about them being infected with a form of toxoplasmosis for white men
April 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
not having a good time with artists deciding en masse to astroturf a miyazaki clip where he shuts down a group of game devs for describing the procedural animation they used as "creepy", when those movements reminded miyazaki of his disabled friend. THAT is what he feels goes against life itself.
March 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Every time I mention Pyre is my top Supergiant game, I get about a 50/50 split on 'What? That game sucks.' and 'Hell yeah, that game owns.' responses.

There is something inherently polarizing about its design. If a 3-on-3 wizard basketball league visual novel sounds like it'd be your thing, get it.
Pyre is $3.99 on GOG buff.ly/L2IYoia
March 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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1/6 We're seeing an uptick in scams pretending to be Bluesky or @aaron.bsky.team. These scammers are targeting artists via DMs, trying to take you off-app. Our moderation team is reviewing reports of these scammers and will take down their accounts. Here are some important reminders:
March 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Fun fact - on Windows, if you press WIN + Period(.), it includes ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ to make it easy if you want to put it in a message, and I'm the one that added it
RESOLVED: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is so much more expressive and therefore preferable than 🤷

Discuss
February 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
that's because generative "AI" is Toys, my dudes. you've been threatened all this time by Toys AND you lent tech bro grifters way more legitimacy than they were ever capable of producing themselves by being so overwhelmingly scared of it
*Chef’s kiss* 10/10 no notes.
February 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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This painting of a slug by 18th century Japanese painter Nagasawa Rosetsu is my very favorite thing today
November 27, 2023 at 11:23 PM