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Check the date baby we're right on schedule
Switch 2 announced for $1,200 in United States; White House surrounded by encampment of adults dressed as Pokémon
April 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Check the date baby we're right on schedule
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as an anglophone germanophile communist who loathes french theory it's hard for me not to feel like a caricature
February 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
as an anglophone germanophile communist who loathes french theory it's hard for me not to feel like a caricature
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this hits so hard rn
February 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
this hits so hard rn
me: i'm weezerposting in my wife's discord server
my wife: that's fantastic i love you so much
my wife: that's fantastic i love you so much
January 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
me: i'm weezerposting in my wife's discord server
my wife: that's fantastic i love you so much
my wife: that's fantastic i love you so much
she just said "babe ur phone is thick as fuck" and then moaned erotically. i want a divorce
January 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
she just said "babe ur phone is thick as fuck" and then moaned erotically. i want a divorce
it's just so weird that when americans talk about "religion" 99% of the time they mean "a post-civil rights era catholic-protestant reactionary coalition centred on the republican party"
December 30, 2024 at 7:16 PM
it's just so weird that when americans talk about "religion" 99% of the time they mean "a post-civil rights era catholic-protestant reactionary coalition centred on the republican party"
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hey fuck you too buddy
I never cared for Sonic. What's his job? Hedgehog? That's not a job, that's a species.
Being a plumber, now that's a job. Having a brother who's taller than you, that's the kind of adversity that builds character.
I know nothing of Sonic's siblings, or of their sizes relative to him. Nothing at all.
Being a plumber, now that's a job. Having a brother who's taller than you, that's the kind of adversity that builds character.
I know nothing of Sonic's siblings, or of their sizes relative to him. Nothing at all.
December 23, 2024 at 2:32 AM
hey fuck you too buddy
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Fuck my stupid tranny wife
December 22, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Fuck my stupid tranny wife
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Just another day in my stupid tranny wife
December 22, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Just another day in my stupid tranny wife
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“Why is journalism struggling” I ask, as I click off the one thing that lets me click off the other thing that lets me read three lines of the story before Jack links beef jerky appears on all sides of my screen
December 22, 2024 at 4:30 AM
“Why is journalism struggling” I ask, as I click off the one thing that lets me click off the other thing that lets me read three lines of the story before Jack links beef jerky appears on all sides of my screen
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the KLEZMER stays ON during sex
December 21, 2024 at 10:41 PM
the KLEZMER stays ON during sex
rolling up to the party with the worst pikmin opinions you've ever heard
December 21, 2024 at 9:26 PM
rolling up to the party with the worst pikmin opinions you've ever heard
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My first act as president of the world would to make every channel a 24/7 world movie channel showing nothing in English language. Then I would make any algorithmic suggestion in media apps illegal. Reels, Shorts, tiktok, all gone. The "suggestion" sidebar? Gone.
December 20, 2024 at 11:09 AM
My first act as president of the world would to make every channel a 24/7 world movie channel showing nothing in English language. Then I would make any algorithmic suggestion in media apps illegal. Reels, Shorts, tiktok, all gone. The "suggestion" sidebar? Gone.
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being a pessimist i wasn’t counting on him actually getting upset but now that it’s obvious the answer is clearly to dial this to 11
A nerve has been struck. Trump is intimidated by President Elon. Now he has his spokesperson out doing damage control cause Elon is calling the shots.
Trump was silent on the bill until his boss, President Elon, spoke.
Trump was silent on the bill until his boss, President Elon, spoke.
December 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM
being a pessimist i wasn’t counting on him actually getting upset but now that it’s obvious the answer is clearly to dial this to 11
help urself to a drink. we've got uhhhhhhh... goats milk and lucozade sport
December 19, 2024 at 12:35 AM
help urself to a drink. we've got uhhhhhhh... goats milk and lucozade sport
i'm a big chippy slut
December 18, 2024 at 8:35 PM
i'm a big chippy slut
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I was skeptical of the drone reports at first.
I mocked people who reported them.
I laughed at them.
And then I saw one for myself and captured photographic evidence.
They’re real.
I mocked people who reported them.
I laughed at them.
And then I saw one for myself and captured photographic evidence.
They’re real.
December 17, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I was skeptical of the drone reports at first.
I mocked people who reported them.
I laughed at them.
And then I saw one for myself and captured photographic evidence.
They’re real.
I mocked people who reported them.
I laughed at them.
And then I saw one for myself and captured photographic evidence.
They’re real.
my gf is like if the dumbest girl in the world were also a beautiful genius
December 17, 2024 at 8:21 PM
my gf is like if the dumbest girl in the world were also a beautiful genius
i accidentally posted too hard and now i have a gf (non-ironic)
December 16, 2024 at 9:06 PM
i accidentally posted too hard and now i have a gf (non-ironic)
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in marxism we don’t say “you’re an idiot”, we say:
- unserious
- undialectical
- ahistorical
- unscientific
- idealist
- metaphysical
- revisionist
- adventurist
which directly translates to “I think you should be shot by a revolutionary tribunal”
and I think that’s beautiful
- unserious
- undialectical
- ahistorical
- unscientific
- idealist
- metaphysical
- revisionist
- adventurist
which directly translates to “I think you should be shot by a revolutionary tribunal”
and I think that’s beautiful
December 7, 2024 at 12:45 AM
in marxism we don’t say “you’re an idiot”, we say:
- unserious
- undialectical
- ahistorical
- unscientific
- idealist
- metaphysical
- revisionist
- adventurist
which directly translates to “I think you should be shot by a revolutionary tribunal”
and I think that’s beautiful
- unserious
- undialectical
- ahistorical
- unscientific
- idealist
- metaphysical
- revisionist
- adventurist
which directly translates to “I think you should be shot by a revolutionary tribunal”
and I think that’s beautiful
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RT if you hate it when Galactus removes your space-time powers
November 26, 2024 at 7:17 PM
RT if you hate it when Galactus removes your space-time powers