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One standard Dave
@onestandarddave.bsky.social
A normal guy.
Big week for 'That's nice dear, are they having fun?' after rambling about timeskips over dinner.
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I had one of those doctor dreadful kits as a kid. Easy bake oven but 'gross' so *boys* would like it.

I didn't take to it much so I ended up just putting all the powders and kits into one big glass and drank some.

Tasted exactly like Dr. Pepper.

Not a compliment to either.
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Correct. Also get a lil treat. As a treat.
December 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Eyeing up the mole and chogang in my fridge with new, potentially dangerous eyes.
December 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Private property is insane, frankly. Personal property (a home, possessions, transportation if required, etc) is one thing but owning land you dont live on or machines you don't use to work is always parasitic.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Guess you gotta start over.
December 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Trailer Park Boys for nova scotia. Older, though.
December 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
You always turnip the pressure for no reason.
December 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Keep outta my Ho-Ho-House.
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
December 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Just put up a big blue ! over the oven.
December 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hard pass.
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Passionate sure. Love, maybe.
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is somewhat unrelated but I was re-reading The Fifth Elephant as a comfort read the other day and I couldn't help but think that you are the most Carrot coded man alive.
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
@mikestarrunner.gg looking sadly at an empty bowl of ox tail.
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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it's hard to accept that power and wealth do not require you to be smart or savvy in some way both bc we're told they do and also because it's insulting, but. here we are.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The way you draw hair aways reminds me of rippling leaves in the wind. Lively, organic, life affirming.
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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one function of capitalism is to funnel these types into positions of power, because if competent & kind people get into power they start taking from the rich and giving to the poor. capitalist leaders must be either evil or ignorant or both, only by mistake does anyone else get near power
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Go for a twofer. Blind Hunter with a seeing eye boyfriend Marc (short for Marco Pollo)
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Sounds made up. Just say the subway broke down and your car ran away.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The need for a police force at all is a failing of every other institution and social system. A city should be judged harshly by how much it relies on police to cover its other failures and they should compete on minimizing spend/violence applied by them.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
'Oh cool. So which one of you is the municipal dweeb and which one of you chain smokes?'
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM