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One standard Dave
@onestandarddave.bsky.social
A normal guy.
Big week for 'That's nice dear, are they having fun?' after rambling about timeskips over dinner.
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I had one of those doctor dreadful kits as a kid. Easy bake oven but 'gross' so *boys* would like it.

I didn't take to it much so I ended up just putting all the powders and kits into one big glass and drank some.

Tasted exactly like Dr. Pepper.

Not a compliment to either.
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Reposted by One standard Dave
December 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Correct. Also get a lil treat. As a treat.
December 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Eyeing up the mole and chogang in my fridge with new, potentially dangerous eyes.
December 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Guess you gotta start over.
December 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Trailer Park Boys for nova scotia. Older, though.
December 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
You always turnip the pressure for no reason.
December 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Just put up a big blue ! over the oven.
December 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hard pass.
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Passionate sure. Love, maybe.
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is somewhat unrelated but I was re-reading The Fifth Elephant as a comfort read the other day and I couldn't help but think that you are the most Carrot coded man alive.
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
@mikestarrunner.gg looking sadly at an empty bowl of ox tail.
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The way you draw hair aways reminds me of rippling leaves in the wind. Lively, organic, life affirming.
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Go for a twofer. Blind Hunter with a seeing eye boyfriend Marc (short for Marco Pollo)
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Sounds made up. Just say the subway broke down and your car ran away.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
'Oh cool. So which one of you is the municipal dweeb and which one of you chain smokes?'
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM