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@onemetricdylan.bsky.social
Quality control -> Opioid research PhD -> Community college adjunct professor. Midwest chemist and hobby artist 🧫 🧪 🏳️‍🌈
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I don't know what it is about idiots who buy newspapers without understanding why they exist or what their business is, but I think gutting books coverage is some kind of canary in the coalmine. These jackasses don't read books, so they assume no one else does either.
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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Editorial: I don’t celebrate Groundhog Day because I honour groundhogs every day of the year
Editorial: I don’t celebrate Groundhog Day because I honour groundhogs every day of the year
As February 2nd approaches, and I watch my friends and family stress over making the perfect plans for Groundhog Day, I can’t help but sit back and watch in bewilderment. Because you see, for me, ever...
www.thebeaverton.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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What about if it’s like 500 times
February 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Because of @drawfeeshow.com and @julialepetit.bsky.social I started sending a terrible gnome cartoon* to my buddy. Tricking him into opening texts and emails with the gnome, he hated it

This went on for 4 years and cultivated in sending a watercolor of it. His wife loves it
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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omg this is looking INCREDIBLE.

it's so PNW-y though it's actually hilarious, this is made for and about a very certain type of person, and that person is me www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hysh...
Wildwood Inside Look: Where Mystery Dwells | LAIKA Studios
YouTube video by LAIKA Studios
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January 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I have finally started the gay hockey show
January 20, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I…am not good at bowling
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab
The Washington Post editorial board comes out in favor of the Venezuela attack/operation to capture Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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done! (mostly, will probably do some minor edits and weathering when I get back to my laptop haha) #sinners
December 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This last couple years I really liked making D&D art for my campaign. The goal next year is to try more action poses
December 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
For the holidays: sourdough, sour cream and chive rolls, molasses cookies, and kimchi

Not photoed: a lemon harissa hummus and browned butter sage cookies (currently baking)

Since I travel to my parents and in-laws, its way easier to bring baked goods
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Puppy portrait! Did a little drawing of my brother’s dog, Winnie.
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
In reflection to 2025, Im glad i had time to make art and improve

Gonna start doing lunch break drawings to keep up my skills
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is vain but idc. Im proud of the muscle i built over the year, and Im excited to slow-cut in January

Shout out to underemployment for the free time
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
12 years ago in manufacturing a (horrid) coworker complained about how they werent hiring anyone unless you were a woman or PoC. Fellas, our dept was mostly white dudes. I was the new white dude hire

This dude had a job! The perceived possibility was enough for his casual racism to slip out at work
December 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Blue Betta. Watercolour, approximately 115 × 110 mm. From 2019.

#ArtAdventCalendar
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Love in many ways ❤️‍🔥
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A trick i consistently see hard science folks do is hide behind math to shield themselves from gaps of understanding.

You see a lot of researchers who barely grasp statistics but infer that a complex equation signals their competency
There's a signaling theory that I more or less buy that says academics are constantly trying to signal intelligence. In "hard" sciences, this is easy to do, because there's lots of math and everyone agrees it's very difficult. In social science, you have to be confusing to appear smart.
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We’re just normal men.*

*explaining memes and fanart to my in-laws during our holiday stay
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I used to dislike pie as a teen and turns out i just didn’t like bad crusts
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM