@onemetricdylan.bsky.social
Quality control -> Opioid research PhD -> Community college adjunct professor. Midwest chemist and hobby artist 🧫 🧪 🏳️🌈
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Deal still going!
I don’t usually share Black Friday deals because I’m not a yankee capitalist slave to Mammon but, Hocus Pocus is going cheap and I think it’s both A) normally a touch too expensive and B) occasionally needs a push since you can’t get it in bookshops.
www.vanishingincmagic.com/ebooks/hocus...
www.vanishingincmagic.com/ebooks/hocus...
Hocus Pocus
Professor Richard Wiseman welcomes you into a totally new world unlike anything else the magic community has ever seen with Hocus Pocus.
This...
www.vanishingincmagic.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Deal still going!
the official abbreviation format for the journal of analytical chemistry is “Anal. Chem.”
I….uhhh. Spelled out the full title on all my ppts in lieu of brevity
I….uhhh. Spelled out the full title on all my ppts in lieu of brevity
Science PSA: Never abbreviate “analysis” as “anal”. Ever.
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
the official abbreviation format for the journal of analytical chemistry is “Anal. Chem.”
I….uhhh. Spelled out the full title on all my ppts in lieu of brevity
I….uhhh. Spelled out the full title on all my ppts in lieu of brevity
I would also add:
Being able to learn/do something despite your disinterest is a good skill to have. Its also a skill that you train, not a trait that you summon whenever convenient
Being able to learn/do something despite your disinterest is a good skill to have. Its also a skill that you train, not a trait that you summon whenever convenient
We can teach people things that they aren't ever going to have any use for later in life! That's an okay thing to do!
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I would also add:
Being able to learn/do something despite your disinterest is a good skill to have. Its also a skill that you train, not a trait that you summon whenever convenient
Being able to learn/do something despite your disinterest is a good skill to have. Its also a skill that you train, not a trait that you summon whenever convenient
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Hello! today is 🎂🎉MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎂
For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me!
Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages.
blikada.com?pg=1#showComic
For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me!
Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages.
blikada.com?pg=1#showComic
Blikada
blikada.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hello! today is 🎂🎉MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎂
For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me!
Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages.
blikada.com?pg=1#showComic
For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me!
Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages.
blikada.com?pg=1#showComic
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A pair of portrait studies.
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
A pair of portrait studies.
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Me: Alexa, remind me of me best win streak.
Alexa (quietly): Christ, you are pathetic.
Me: Alexa, volume up.
Alexa (full throated): You got Wordle in 2 and came 7th in Apex Legends in September 2021. Would you like me to read your ex’s FB posts?
Me: oh yeah!
Alexa (quietly): FFS, waste of skin.
Alexa (quietly): Christ, you are pathetic.
Me: Alexa, volume up.
Alexa (full throated): You got Wordle in 2 and came 7th in Apex Legends in September 2021. Would you like me to read your ex’s FB posts?
Me: oh yeah!
Alexa (quietly): FFS, waste of skin.
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Me: Alexa, remind me of me best win streak.
Alexa (quietly): Christ, you are pathetic.
Me: Alexa, volume up.
Alexa (full throated): You got Wordle in 2 and came 7th in Apex Legends in September 2021. Would you like me to read your ex’s FB posts?
Me: oh yeah!
Alexa (quietly): FFS, waste of skin.
Alexa (quietly): Christ, you are pathetic.
Me: Alexa, volume up.
Alexa (full throated): You got Wordle in 2 and came 7th in Apex Legends in September 2021. Would you like me to read your ex’s FB posts?
Me: oh yeah!
Alexa (quietly): FFS, waste of skin.
"I didn't have time to study. Can we make up points with a retake or extra credit?"
Hey, fun fact, both of those will require additional time in your busy schedule!
Hey, fun fact, both of those will require additional time in your busy schedule!
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"I didn't have time to study. Can we make up points with a retake or extra credit?"
Hey, fun fact, both of those will require additional time in your busy schedule!
Hey, fun fact, both of those will require additional time in your busy schedule!
Having the haunting realization that my students aren't reading the book, nor watching the pre-recorded lectures. They're just relying on my quick 30 min recaps before our weekly labs...
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Having the haunting realization that my students aren't reading the book, nor watching the pre-recorded lectures. They're just relying on my quick 30 min recaps before our weekly labs...
No idea what the inner workings of HR are but seeing a lot of scientist job applications get removed and swapped with intern, postdoc, or BS/MS-level alternates.
Must be a sign of a healthy tech economy!
Must be a sign of a healthy tech economy!
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
No idea what the inner workings of HR are but seeing a lot of scientist job applications get removed and swapped with intern, postdoc, or BS/MS-level alternates.
Must be a sign of a healthy tech economy!
Must be a sign of a healthy tech economy!
“Can i turn in this homework late? I was busy studying for the test and couldnt get to it”
Fun fact! The homework is there to make you study on a schedule. It’s not just points/busywork!!
Fun fact! The homework is there to make you study on a schedule. It’s not just points/busywork!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“Can i turn in this homework late? I was busy studying for the test and couldnt get to it”
Fun fact! The homework is there to make you study on a schedule. It’s not just points/busywork!!
Fun fact! The homework is there to make you study on a schedule. It’s not just points/busywork!!
I hit 185lbs on bench finally so Im pretty happy with the pecs right now
Im tryna live* the gay trophy husband life
*I have to workout or else my brain doest focus
Im tryna live* the gay trophy husband life
*I have to workout or else my brain doest focus
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I hit 185lbs on bench finally so Im pretty happy with the pecs right now
Im tryna live* the gay trophy husband life
*I have to workout or else my brain doest focus
Im tryna live* the gay trophy husband life
*I have to workout or else my brain doest focus
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Complex, timeless masterpiece of classical music conjures up only images of cartoon rabbit in drag
Complex, timeless masterpiece of classical music conjures up only images of cartoon rabbit in drag
CORNWALL, ON ― 39-year-old landscaper Talia Arsenault became painfully aware of her total lack of refinement recently, when a symphony that had weathered centuries of cultural change thanks to its sti...
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November 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Complex, timeless masterpiece of classical music conjures up only images of cartoon rabbit in drag
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
Grading my students “chemical infographic” assignments and….yup thats plagiarism
Low expectations and a list of approved/suggested sources did not help. Some ignored all that and just copy+pasted google AI summaries
Low expectations and a list of approved/suggested sources did not help. Some ignored all that and just copy+pasted google AI summaries
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Grading my students “chemical infographic” assignments and….yup thats plagiarism
Low expectations and a list of approved/suggested sources did not help. Some ignored all that and just copy+pasted google AI summaries
Low expectations and a list of approved/suggested sources did not help. Some ignored all that and just copy+pasted google AI summaries
The recent crop of digital portraits from were fun
I tried to do these both on less than 5 layers. The left one is done on two layers only
I tried to do these both on less than 5 layers. The left one is done on two layers only
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The recent crop of digital portraits from were fun
I tried to do these both on less than 5 layers. The left one is done on two layers only
I tried to do these both on less than 5 layers. The left one is done on two layers only
Its finally cold enough to unleash my secret weapon*
*an emergency deodorant stick i keep in my car that would otherwise melt
*an emergency deodorant stick i keep in my car that would otherwise melt
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Its finally cold enough to unleash my secret weapon*
*an emergency deodorant stick i keep in my car that would otherwise melt
*an emergency deodorant stick i keep in my car that would otherwise melt
Hearing conservative Christians talk about cutting benefits for the poor is wild. Like, I thought y'all believed in hell. Where do you think you're going, now?
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Hearing conservative Christians talk about cutting benefits for the poor is wild. Like, I thought y'all believed in hell. Where do you think you're going, now?
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This feels insane because panic happens so fast.
In the short time you respond to a stressor, your brain has already chatted with your bones, who then signal the adrenal glands that it's go time
It's baffling how complicated cross-body communication gets
In the short time you respond to a stressor, your brain has already chatted with your bones, who then signal the adrenal glands that it's go time
It's baffling how complicated cross-body communication gets
What makes us feel "fight or flight" may be less adrenaline and more of something else—a hormone that seeps out of our bones.
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October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This feels insane because panic happens so fast.
In the short time you respond to a stressor, your brain has already chatted with your bones, who then signal the adrenal glands that it's go time
It's baffling how complicated cross-body communication gets
In the short time you respond to a stressor, your brain has already chatted with your bones, who then signal the adrenal glands that it's go time
It's baffling how complicated cross-body communication gets
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doing a chess move and then saying "is this something?" like i just pitched a bit in a writer's room
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
doing a chess move and then saying "is this something?" like i just pitched a bit in a writer's room
With the algorithm we’ve perfected a technique: We fast track smarties to the researched videos and the mouth-breathers get the conspiracy slop
This way both sides can feel just as informed!
This way both sides can feel just as informed!
![Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on ‘The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake:
“They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreickzwdynkak7r4lur6afktglm3gontqsq5r5c7jeewyecyd4dczla@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 AM
With the algorithm we’ve perfected a technique: We fast track smarties to the researched videos and the mouth-breathers get the conspiracy slop
This way both sides can feel just as informed!
This way both sides can feel just as informed!
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I like how Laika's first Wildwood trailer is a promo of their stop-motion technique rather than a movie overview. It looks incredible
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HQ-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HQ-...
Wildwood First Look: Where Magic Takes Flight | LAIKA Studios
YouTube video by LAIKA Studios
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October 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I like how Laika's first Wildwood trailer is a promo of their stop-motion technique rather than a movie overview. It looks incredible
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HQ-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HQ-...