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last of a ragged house long bereft of lordship. he/him
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Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.”

This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
January 31, 2026 at 8:25 PM
its actually not all that surprising that the child porn website guy was at the child porn island
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Heartwarming: This Local Business Exempted Itself from Collective Action without Losing Clout by Donating 5% of One Day's Profits to Charity
January 30, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Tucker Carlson: "Saudi Arabia [...] is kind of a weirdly free place.”

Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"

Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson Walk Into a Saudi Real Estate Forum
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:19 AM
overheard a guy walking by the protest: "where are they going? i hope they're not going to the panera..."
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
why stop there? we should demand that the admin stop committing murder, stealing goods that do not belong to them, yelling "fire" in a crowded theater, and merging without using their blinkers
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Don't let me catch you hating on Chuck Schumer on here. The man has been in office since 1980. I *think* he knows a little something about politics. Do not ask me what's happened to politics since 1980 please
January 28, 2026 at 8:38 PM
"Darren Aranofsky AI series about the revolutionary war" is possibly the thing i least want to watch, ever
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'

• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War

• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind

• Has SAG voice actors
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 AM
this is funny and also the policy preference of virtually every boomer in america
Trump: "I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people who own homes."
January 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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idea i had
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 9:28 AM
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yes we live in a “democracy” but we can’t actually defund ICE because you see they were once bestowed the Legitimacy Emeralds
January 27, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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younger people have fallen out of love with harry potter because they have anime now. all other political analysis is secondary to this fact
January 26, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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dude you just know there’s some sloppy style vizier on vizier action going down right now
January 27, 2026 at 3:21 AM
lots of truck guys with punisher stickers would shit themselves at this if they knew how to read
Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
January 26, 2026 at 2:07 PM
i thought there's no way this is real so i looked it up and its 100% real lmao
Genuinely the funniest possible panel line-up of all time and it's for a real estate conference in Riyadh
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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participating in the general strike by being kind of shit at my job
January 23, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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i don't argue with people because i've already arrived at the correct position using my massive intellect
January 22, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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*european christmas party*

hans: this is jazz, everyone!

ralph: ohohoho, miss jazz, what an excellent bongo sam costume!

me: who tf is bongo sam?

hans: for margravians, santa has eritrean sidekick.

me: oh, it's one of those blackface things?

ralph: BONGO SAM IS AN INSTITUTION!
September 4, 2023 at 4:41 PM
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Got it—based on this photo, it looks like you’re standing beside a statue of Ozymandias, a great and well-remembered King. If you would like, I can help you plan a tour of the surrounding area to explore the notable achievements and landmarks associated with his reign.
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 AM