neil
@olivebar.bsky.social
last of a ragged house long bereft of lordship. he/him
i love sending my friends a tweet with three favs like "have u seen this"
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i love sending my friends a tweet with three favs like "have u seen this"
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Discourse surrounding “AI” these days often feels like a guy showing you his shovel and you say, “that’s a nice shovel” and he says “I am going to perform surgery on my mother with this shovel” and you say “Oh God please don’t that is not what a shovel is for.”
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Discourse surrounding “AI” these days often feels like a guy showing you his shovel and you say, “that’s a nice shovel” and he says “I am going to perform surgery on my mother with this shovel” and you say “Oh God please don’t that is not what a shovel is for.”
Everyones Twelve thought strikes again
Late-stage MAGA means accepting that things will never be great again
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Everyones Twelve thought strikes again
a mental object, ie mobject
epstein would've loved chatgpt so much. he wouldve gotten ai psychosis immediately and sent a million emails to sam altman. tragic he missed all this
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
a mental object, ie mobject
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
ive trained instagram reels to deliver exclusively chinese cigarette content
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ive trained instagram reels to deliver exclusively chinese cigarette content
plot of neuromancer:
The Cloudflare outage has taken out chatGPT. Maybe AI did become sentient and decided the internet was horrible and it would rather just live in a data center in the woods away from all of this.
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
plot of neuromancer:
his last tweet is about "moral bankruptcy," which, well,
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
his last tweet is about "moral bankruptcy," which, well,
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babe, could you grab the cutting board off the jisland?
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
babe, could you grab the cutting board off the jisland?
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my wokest opinion is that land acknowledgements are fine. people knowing a little bit about the land you're on, even if one isn't invested in a land back project, is not particularly worse than the status quo, even if one comes by this info in a way that is somewhat cringe and forced
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
my wokest opinion is that land acknowledgements are fine. people knowing a little bit about the land you're on, even if one isn't invested in a land back project, is not particularly worse than the status quo, even if one comes by this info in a way that is somewhat cringe and forced
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Sorry but it's extra funny the NYT is running a glamour profile on RFKs mistress/reporter the day after people were going to the mattresses defending their ethics surrounding the Epstein cover up
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Sorry but it's extra funny the NYT is running a glamour profile on RFKs mistress/reporter the day after people were going to the mattresses defending their ethics surrounding the Epstein cover up
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larry's razor is when you enumerate every possibility and say they're equally likely (excluding what will actually happen)
June 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
larry's razor is when you enumerate every possibility and say they're equally likely (excluding what will actually happen)
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This is the kind of financial advice that elites paid Epstein hundreds of millions of dollars for, by the way!
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This is the kind of financial advice that elites paid Epstein hundreds of millions of dollars for, by the way!
"inflation is a concept from the 50s [...] soooo dumb"
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"inflation is a concept from the 50s [...] soooo dumb"
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Oh sure just add a little of the pasta water to the sauce it tastes great everyone loves it nothing bad will ever come of it. It will never turn into an entire ideology that will consume every food in existence. Don't worry it's fine just a little pasta water
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Oh sure just add a little of the pasta water to the sauce it tastes great everyone loves it nothing bad will ever come of it. It will never turn into an entire ideology that will consume every food in existence. Don't worry it's fine just a little pasta water
why cant i go to a single fucking bar that isnt hosting trivia
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
why cant i go to a single fucking bar that isnt hosting trivia
why are you, an academic publisher, selling pdfs of papers with clearly defined sections that lack bookmarks?
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
why are you, an academic publisher, selling pdfs of papers with clearly defined sections that lack bookmarks?
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
my laptop's power button is right next to the backspace key, which really ups the drama when i decide "i guess i WONT make this snarky email comment"
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
my laptop's power button is right next to the backspace key, which really ups the drama when i decide "i guess i WONT make this snarky email comment"
if you are a pedophile and have ever received an email from me, please come forward NOW, its time to clear the air
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
if you are a pedophile and have ever received an email from me, please come forward NOW, its time to clear the air
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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Wdym incredibly minor plot point? He was giving Epstein info about what the NYtimes was working on and advising him on how to counter it??
![From:
Thomas Jr., Landon |
Sent:
9/27/2017 2:47:47 PM
To:
Subject:
Got another call from Connelly...
Importance:
High
Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com]
He is digging around again -- not clear if its another book/or expanded paperback version. Was sking me all sorts of questions about why you hired Ken Starr. I told him I had no idea -- I think he is doing some Trump-related digging too.
Anyway, for what its worth...
Landon Thomas, Jr.
Financial Reporter
New York Times
http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/t/landon_jr thomas/index.h
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November 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Wdym incredibly minor plot point? He was giving Epstein info about what the NYtimes was working on and advising him on how to counter it??
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other