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ohnoitsbagle.bsky.social
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@ohnoitsbagle.bsky.social
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My mom thinks I’m funny
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
ohnoitsbagle.bsky.social
Finally put some new plushies up on my Etsy! Check it out at BoredBagleCreations

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February 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Can’t wait t’git my hands on nem cheap eggs!
January 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
that's a nice rock you have can i eat it
January 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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teewatterss.bsky.social
what are the chances he thinks it’s “Golf of America”
January 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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crycartband.bsky.social
if ur transgender u have to piss on a cybertruck. if you accomplish nothing else fine, but you have to piss on a cybertruck
January 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
ohnoitsbagle.bsky.social
He did *what*??? On national television???
January 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
ohnoitsbagle.bsky.social
Rawdogging today (no Dr Pepper)
January 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
ohnoitsbagle.bsky.social
I think today would be better if I had a sandwich
January 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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cherrywanders.bsky.social
Or insulin.
angrystaffer.bsky.social Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · Jan 20
More than 200 executive orders expected tomorrow.

Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.
January 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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rbreich.bsky.social
Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
January 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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thenurseisin.bsky.social
Why doesn't anyone clutch their pearls over the amount of our data that Zuck has already sold?
January 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
ohnoitsbagle.bsky.social
The day was already going poorly, but then I just HAD to see a cybertruck. What if that was my last straw
January 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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mjsdc.bsky.social
TikTok is 100% violating federal law by coming back online today. Trump cannot legally push back the ban’s effective date … and he isn’t even president yet! The company is taking a HUGE gamble that could trigger ruinous financial penalties.
January 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
found the terrace where everyone was watching you
January 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
no, there is no Algorithm. it's 34,612 gerbils tap-dancing on a google sheet
January 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
ohnoitsbagle.bsky.social
That TikTok withdrawal is hitting right about now. What am I going to do??? Where am I going to find thirst edits of Abraham Lincoln????
January 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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elysewillems.bsky.social
Resurfacing this old wisdom imparted by a sage internet denizen of yore, as we embark on this new Bluesky journey together:
"wow you blocked me just cuz I disagreed with you???" yes. Yes, exactly. This is a social media site. I come here to look at pictures of birds and shit post with my friends. This is not a town hall merging; I am not your elected official. I do not owe you my energy, my space, or my time. You and I are strangers that use the same website. I can block you for literally any reasons and that's okay. Take a deep breath. Block me too. You'll feel better.
January 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM