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Elyse Willems
@elysewillems.bsky.social
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Writer and performer in LA doing comedy, horror, and gaming stuff

👁️‍🗨️ PBS SoCal Won't You Be My Gamer
🎙️ 30 Morbid Minutes, Answer for It!
✍🏼 Freelance Games Writer Illfonic

🪦 Funhaus & Gametrailers

📧 elysew.biz@gmail.com
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Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · Nov 14
Is there a starter pack yet for 'people who wear fake mustaches, do silly voices, and spew gibberish?' I want in.
Elyse Willems is famed character 'Monocle Man.'
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Enjoy a cozy little morning sipping on some coffee (or tea!) while watching the #PAXEast Magic: The Gathering panel with us! #PAXPartner

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May 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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See if you can deduce what this madness translates to as you listen to the second episode of the Answer for It! Podcast (I don't remember): answer-for-it.captivate.fm
A bunch of nonsensical and random imagery related to the second episode of Answer for It! Podcast
April 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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If you have no teeth and get bit by a vampire, what happens?
April 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Choo-choo, all aboard the F-Boy Express! Episode #1 of ANSWER FOR IT is here 🚆 >>> answer-for-it.captivate.fm
James, AJ, Zach and Elyse pose for Answer for It! a new comedy trivia podcast.
April 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Choo-choo, all aboard the F-Boy Express! Episode #1 of ANSWER FOR IT is here 🚆 >>> answer-for-it.captivate.fm
James, AJ, Zach and Elyse pose for Answer for It! a new comedy trivia podcast.
April 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Announcement: Answer for It! THE PODCAST. First episode coming April 15th! You can subscribe right now on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts~
The Answer for It! Podcast from James and Elyse Willems, Zach Anner, and AJ LoCascio, coming April 15th.
April 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Announcement: Answer for It! THE PODCAST. First episode coming April 15th! You can subscribe right now on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts~
The Answer for It! Podcast from James and Elyse Willems, Zach Anner, and AJ LoCascio, coming April 15th.
April 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Answer for It! James Birthday Show 🎉 Digital and in-person in tickets available here: www.jameswillems.com/answer-for-it
Not only are we putting on another ANSWER FOR IT! live all-star trivia comedy showdown, but this one's mighty special, taking place on James' birthday, Sunday, April 6th! You can call watch in person or streaming live from Dynasty Typewriter here in Los Angeles. Guests soon to be announced. Past panelists include Ashly Burch, Dungeons & Daddies, Smosh, Ify Nwadiwe, Internet Today, Patrick Brown, Dead Meat, and more. It's gonna be silly fun as usual. We keep tickets as low in cost as Dynasty is able to go. Warning: past shows have sold out FAST. In Person: $20 General Admission / $25 Day of Show 18+ General Admission Livestream: $15. Note that with a Livestream ticket you can watch anywhere, anytime, for up to two weeks after the live event. Sunday April 6th Doors: 3pm pt Show: 4pm pt Head to https://www.jameswillems.com/answer-for -it for tickets Hope to see you there to celebrate our host and the people's comedian, James Willems.
March 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Answer for It! James Birthday Show 🎉 Digital and in-person in tickets available here: www.jameswillems.com/answer-for-it
Not only are we putting on another ANSWER FOR IT! live all-star trivia comedy showdown, but this one's mighty special, taking place on James' birthday, Sunday, April 6th! You can call watch in person or streaming live from Dynasty Typewriter here in Los Angeles. Guests soon to be announced. Past panelists include Ashly Burch, Dungeons & Daddies, Smosh, Ify Nwadiwe, Internet Today, Patrick Brown, Dead Meat, and more. It's gonna be silly fun as usual. We keep tickets as low in cost as Dynasty is able to go. Warning: past shows have sold out FAST. In Person: $20 General Admission / $25 Day of Show 18+ General Admission Livestream: $15. Note that with a Livestream ticket you can watch anywhere, anytime, for up to two weeks after the live event. Sunday April 6th Doors: 3pm pt Show: 4pm pt Head to https://www.jameswillems.com/answer-for -it for tickets Hope to see you there to celebrate our host and the people's comedian, James Willems.
March 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Didn't buy this hamburger and hotdog mug combo when I had the chance. Now I gotta live with that.
Ceramic mugs stylized as a hotdog and hamburger
March 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Brat summer is a thing of the past -- 2025 is officially Mr. Bean summer. Changing into our swimsuits without removing our underwear. Getting our heads stuck in turkeys. Feuding with three-wheeled cars. Cutting the hair of strangers. Insulting the Queen.
March 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Shortly before he died, Terry Pratchett assured me that, if there is an afterlife, he would give me a ring and let me know. That was ten years ago - and still no call. From which, incidentally, I draw no firm conclusions. What if there was an afterlife, but with no phone signal? But of course there is one place where Terry indisputably lives on: in the pages of his books and in the minds of the millions of readers around the world who turn those pages and continue to find them funny and true. For, while his words live on, so does Terry, and that will be the case, no question, not just for this one decade so quickly gone, but for many further decades to come. So let me join Lyn and Rhianna in raising a glass today to the magical persistence of books and to Sir Terry; gone but still so very firmly with us. Rob Wilkins
March 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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"This movie's blowing my mind!" - @jameswillems.bsky.social on Babe: Pig in the City
March 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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It's MAR10 Day, but we're all secretly thinking about him
Hairy long-legged Toad in tighty-whities.
March 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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They cut away, but I caught Adrien Brody's gum
March 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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It's the '90s. Blockbuster is sold out of this week's new rental. You download a song but before it can finish your mom picks up the phone. Gas is free, your rollerblade wheels rotated, the Bulls just 3-peated, and the Mall of America is open. Your Tamagotchi is trying to kill you. Life is good.
February 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Spoiler Mode - Lost Records: Bloom & Rage Tape 1
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Our trio of Life is Strange fans is joined by Isla Hinck to talk about Don't Nod's new game about teens in the 90s, rocking out, making videos, and getting into some weird stuff in the woods.

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Lost Records: Bloom & Rage - Tape 1 w/ Elyse Willems - Spoiler Mode
YouTube video by Easy Allies
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February 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Answer for It! replay is out now! A comedy trivia show hosted and produced by James. Last night's teams were Tommy & Amanda from Smosh, Ricky & Eliot from Internet Today, and Patrick and me!
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The cast from the most recent Answer for It! comedy trivia show
February 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Am I the only one who can sometimes believe it's not butter
February 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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I miss when technologically inept people would accidentally post their search engine queries to social media can I recycle my own body's microplastics
February 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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We've got a new episode of Drawtectives premiering today at 1pm ET! Come hang out and watch us try to solve the mystery! youtu.be/Fu6gnd_lb50
A Crime Against Art | Drawtectives | Midnight Alley, Episode 3
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February 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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TIL Matthew Lillard (whose character Stu died in Scream) has a background cameo in Scream 2
Matthew Lillard in a background cameo for Scream 2
February 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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John Cena sells every in-ring reaction like he's Scooby Doo and he just saw a ghost.
February 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Hope you like secrets in your secrets

(This title reads like Dan Brown handed in his homework [this book] five minutes before it was due.)
Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown's upcoming novel 'The Secret of Secrets.'
January 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM