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This rules so hard. In law school I remember people who wanted to be federal prosecutors spending three years doing everything they could to be maybe, possibly be competitive for an AUSA job someday. Now you just need to hop on X the everything app and DM a guy named Chad.
January 31, 2026 at 11:02 PM
This rules so hard. In law school I remember people who wanted to be federal prosecutors spending three years doing everything they could to be maybe, possibly be competitive for an AUSA job someday. Now you just need to hop on X the everything app and DM a guy named Chad.
6.28.19
epstein emails bannon: “now you can understand why trump wakes up in the middle of the night sweating when he hears you and i are friends”
7.6.19
epstein arrested
8.10.19
epstein dead
epstein emails bannon: “now you can understand why trump wakes up in the middle of the night sweating when he hears you and i are friends”
7.6.19
epstein arrested
8.10.19
epstein dead
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 PM
6.28.19
epstein emails bannon: “now you can understand why trump wakes up in the middle of the night sweating when he hears you and i are friends”
7.6.19
epstein arrested
8.10.19
epstein dead
epstein emails bannon: “now you can understand why trump wakes up in the middle of the night sweating when he hears you and i are friends”
7.6.19
epstein arrested
8.10.19
epstein dead
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Strange Russian Writers
Jazz History
Pablo Neruda
Dostoevsky
Kafka, Brecht, and Mann
Strange Russian Writers
Jazz History
Pablo Neruda
Dostoevsky
Kafka, Brecht, and Mann
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
What to Listen For In Music
History of Rock Music
Religion in Pop Culture
Synoptic Meteorology
Urban Geography
What to Listen For In Music
History of Rock Music
Religion in Pop Culture
Synoptic Meteorology
Urban Geography
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Quantum mechanics
Alternative traditions in film
Viticulture and enology
French women writers
Native American history since 1885
Quantum mechanics
Alternative traditions in film
Viticulture and enology
French women writers
Native American history since 1885
January 31, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Strange Russian Writers
Jazz History
Pablo Neruda
Dostoevsky
Kafka, Brecht, and Mann
Strange Russian Writers
Jazz History
Pablo Neruda
Dostoevsky
Kafka, Brecht, and Mann
CNN getting creative with its epstein coverage
Blue Origin announced that it is pausing flights aboard its suborbital space tourism rocket New Shepard. Since 2021, New Shepard has provided 10-minute flights to the edge of space for wealthy thrill seekers, celebrities and special guests. https://cnn.it/45G6ps1
January 31, 2026 at 3:09 AM
CNN getting creative with its epstein coverage
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🧵🧵🧵 I'll be collecting reviews of the "Melania" movie in this thread. 🧵🧵🧵
Variety:
"A Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia"
Variety:
"A Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia"
‘Melania’ Review: Brett Ratner’s First Lady Documentary Is a Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia
There's no drama to Brett Ratner's cheeseball First Lady documentary, which should have been called "Day of the Living Tradwife."
variety.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:32 PM
🧵🧵🧵 I'll be collecting reviews of the "Melania" movie in this thread. 🧵🧵🧵
Variety:
"A Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia"
Variety:
"A Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia"
when you’ve lost the r/MassiveCock community
January 25, 2026 at 8:04 PM
when you’ve lost the r/MassiveCock community
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Don’t let them focus on the circumstances of the murder of a U.S. Citizen or when they saw his gun…Make them answer what causes an ICU nurse who cared for veterans with no criminal record to risk, then GIVE his life to protect complete strangers.
January 24, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Don’t let them focus on the circumstances of the murder of a U.S. Citizen or when they saw his gun…Make them answer what causes an ICU nurse who cared for veterans with no criminal record to risk, then GIVE his life to protect complete strangers.
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We’re supposed to believe this is a domestic terrorist attacking ICE with a gun
January 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
We’re supposed to believe this is a domestic terrorist attacking ICE with a gun
This is my nominee for the GCOAT (Greatest Commercial of All Time)
Toyota G's Japanese Baseball Commercial
YouTube video by The AstroNerdBoy
youtube.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:20 AM
This is my nominee for the GCOAT (Greatest Commercial of All Time)
i completely missed the “feces-smearing” component of January 6th.
i would like to know - did the feces smearing also get pardoned
also how would this go down?
can a subject-matter expert break down the logistics of how this could happen
i would like to know - did the feces smearing also get pardoned
also how would this go down?
can a subject-matter expert break down the logistics of how this could happen
January 6th, US Capitol.
Sad reminder, that here in the cradle of Law & Order, a civilian is allowed to wear gear like this & carry a weapon in both hands on the streets of an American city, break into and destroy a government building, & then smear shit on the walls. And you know what,
Sad reminder, that here in the cradle of Law & Order, a civilian is allowed to wear gear like this & carry a weapon in both hands on the streets of an American city, break into and destroy a government building, & then smear shit on the walls. And you know what,
January 23, 2026 at 12:39 AM
i completely missed the “feces-smearing” component of January 6th.
i would like to know - did the feces smearing also get pardoned
also how would this go down?
can a subject-matter expert break down the logistics of how this could happen
i would like to know - did the feces smearing also get pardoned
also how would this go down?
can a subject-matter expert break down the logistics of how this could happen
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Last term I tried an experiment: I walked into my Tech and Design Ethics class, admitted that I had *no idea* what to do about ChatGPT - so I would let them figure it out.
As in: their first project was to decide and write the ChatGPT policy for the class.
Here's what happened:
As in: their first project was to decide and write the ChatGPT policy for the class.
Here's what happened:
January 22, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Last term I tried an experiment: I walked into my Tech and Design Ethics class, admitted that I had *no idea* what to do about ChatGPT - so I would let them figure it out.
As in: their first project was to decide and write the ChatGPT policy for the class.
Here's what happened:
As in: their first project was to decide and write the ChatGPT policy for the class.
Here's what happened:
“there is no way”
-guy who has shown many ways
-guy who has shown many ways
The president is now demanding the investigation of a member of Congress for “Political Crimes”
January 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
“there is no way”
-guy who has shown many ways
-guy who has shown many ways
of course he was
BREAKING: San Francisco Giants star Jung Hoo Lee has been detained by CBP at LAX. Pelosi's office says she is working to secure his release. www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...
Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee detained at Los Angeles International Airport
San Francisco Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee was detained Wednesday evening at Los Angeles International Airport, his agent Scott Boras told the Chronicle.
www.sfchronicle.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 AM
of course he was
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
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January 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS
WE TOLD PAYNE THIS IN CONFIDENCE
god this piece gets even funnier with a reread.
REPORTER: You appear to be in a racist group chat?
PAYNE: I've been told by my Asian friend that there's a tier to Asian
REPORTER: You appear to be in a racist group chat?
PAYNE: I've been told by my Asian friend that there's a tier to Asian
January 14, 2026 at 4:03 AM
WE TOLD PAYNE THIS IN CONFIDENCE
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The worker, identified as TJ Sabula in the Washington Post, said “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that.” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The worker, identified as TJ Sabula in the Washington Post, said “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that.” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
sources say bregman took $20 mil less bc on the other team he wouldnt get to replace matt shaw
Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
sources say bregman took $20 mil less bc on the other team he wouldnt get to replace matt shaw
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"You think you’re watching a woman drive away with an ICE agent following, then shooting her four times in the face, but what you’re really watching is an ICE agent in fear of his life and acting in self-defense."
What You’re Watching Isn’t What You’re Really Watching
“Federal and local officials dispute the circumstances that led an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer to fatally shoot a 37-year-old woman...
buff.ly
January 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
"You think you’re watching a woman drive away with an ICE agent following, then shooting her four times in the face, but what you’re really watching is an ICE agent in fear of his life and acting in self-defense."
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Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."