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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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[looks around for jake tapper] hey man, do you, uh, want to write about this?
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…

The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
nobody prepares you for how happy you’ll be as an adult to get a new vacuum and do your first sweep 😭 oh my goooooood the clean is CLEANING
October 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
boop
October 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I can’t help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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In light of Metal Threat going completely mask off with bringing two of best known nazi bands to their lineup I think it's more critical now than ever for us to vet artists in our preferred musical realm.

Anyone that is willing to work with any venture Paul Dunski puts out must be looked at hard.
🏴INTRODUCTORY GUIDE TO BAND/ARTIST VETTING🏴

This thread will contain resources/guidelines I've used to research bands/artists so I can help not support bastards. This will primarily be related to extreme metal as that's where my expertise is, but most of these can be used for all types of music.
October 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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What a fucked up time to be alive.
September 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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true free speech is dead and conservatives killed it
This is...something

Nexstar, one of largest owners of TV stations in the country, is pre-empting JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE "for the foreseeable future":

"Nexstar strongly objects to recent comments made by Mr. Kimmel concerning the killing of Charlie Kirk and will replace the show with other programming."
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I literally want you to go to the protest lmao

I want you to not sign up to an easily hackable database that, at best, will get you nonstop donation texts, and at worst, will be handed over to Feds if they ask for it;

As it explicitly states on their website they will do so without hesitation.
“The Democrat Party” lol

Some of the people telling you not to sign up to protest are just trying to discourage protest
September 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
just realized it’s been over a year since dads heart attack

may or may not be crying lmao
September 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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DO NOT RSVP FOR A PROTEST, ESPECIALLY NOW. SERIOUSLY.
We need your help to make October 18 the biggest peaceful protest of the year. Please spread the word, register your local event as soon as you can, and start RSVPing for the local protests to help build momentum: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
September 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
irony is one of my favorite literary devices
September 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
nothing beats a jet2 holiday!!!
if he ends up dying im getting pizza to celebrate
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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there are some people who weren't worth the precious currency of my time when they were alive, and certainly have not somehow become more deserving of it when they are not.
September 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
if he ends up dying im getting pizza to celebrate
September 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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better things are possible!!!!
September 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Liberals are starting to say shit like, "trans people asked for too much too fast," and I'll remind your souless asses that we actually didn't ask for anything. we were minding our own business and quietly improving our healthcare and you (cis) decided to do a pogrom against us for no reason.
September 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
getting my parents to stop arguing is easy!

just almost pass out from lack of oxygen in your blood after helping lift your dad in/out of the car 3 times 🤪

guess i won’t go back to lifting weights for a while lmao
August 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
not me telling my psych about my last bloodwork results and her going “HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE” when she heard how low my hemoglobin and iron was 💀

in other news this is why i’m mostly MIA, i don’t have the energy! because i don’t have enough blood cells or iron!! or enough oxygen in my blood!!!
August 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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I really need people in this country to move away from "but that's illegal!" or "but that's not allowed!" as their default response.

Laws do not enforce themselves and life has no umpire. Stop waiting for magical referee in the sky to fix everything.
August 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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this is p pathetic and i am wondering if you guys know how to read bc i know you cannot be reading the room right now, that is for sure
New Dems just released our Immigration & Border Security framework—a plan for how we can pass commonsense, bipartisan policies that fix our system & address the issues Americans care most about.

Read more about it in @washingtonpost.com ⬇️

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
These House Democrats seek a new middle ground on immigration
The New Democratic Coalition unveiled a plan to win back voters on immigration but they need the party’s support.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i just made some tea with that wotcon honey and lawd it is the elixir of the heavens
August 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I think the idea that grrm should hand HIS story over to anyone is ludicrous

I also think saying that if someone finished it, it should be sanderson is really boring and tells me people should read more books
August 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Idk why it's so complicated for people to grasp but it's actually ok, normal, and fine for people to be angry or annoyed about inconsequential things. Doesn't mean they don't see the bigger and more distressing things happening but fuck, sometimes it's nice to be annoyed about non-apocalyptic shit.
August 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM