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That Super Bowl Ring ad backfired spectacularly.
People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 AM
finally did a few chores i’ve been putting off for a billion years 😭 thank god
February 7, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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when I was in high school I had male teachers in their 30s who I totally thought I was adult peer friends with. when I was in my 30s and was a high school youth group leader I was like “those are not my friends, those are children.” that’s when I realized those men just had bad boundaries
when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.
February 6, 2026 at 6:16 AM
fell down the stairs sunday, ass still hurts 😭 as a lazy person who sits a lot this is driving me bonkers
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
finally got my jordancon ticket
January 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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ICE is sending these kids to the concentration camp in Dilley, Texas, where they're preparing to have so many children that they're opening a new school there. They're actively hiring teachers now. I reported on it last month. We have to get people out of there.
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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RFK Jr. appointee Kirk Milhoan has just clearly stated, out loud, that he wants to experiment on the people of the United States by seeing what happens as vaccination coverage plummets and infectious diseases spread.
January 22, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Currently, Indigenous people are housed in the ICE facility in Minnesota. We want to make it clear that this isn’t isolated to Minnesota, nationwide indigenous people are being harassed if not outright targeted by ICE operations. We need to be more vocal about these issues!
January 17, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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block immediately everyone
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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Circumstances are what they are, and while I can't go into details, paychecks are just... not coming. I'm trying not to spam this link, but if anyone has the ability to help, whether donations or sharing, it means a lot. www.gofundme.com/f/putting-th...
Donate to Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown, organized by Linda T
Pez. Potato. PezNo. PezYes. To know Pez is to know joy and laughter and occasionally needi… Linda T needs your support for Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown
www.gofundme.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
hap birth 2 me
January 10, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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i am rooting as much as is appropriate for mamdani to be an effective mayor because if he manages it, he will be an important model and national leader for american progressives — one part fiorello la guardia, one part robert la folette
Holy shit it's real
January 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
sup
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
if you’re not watching heated rivalry fix that
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
omg they removed the class restrictions for glams in ffxiv im gonna NUT
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i also just stubbed my second toe hard enough to rip half the nail off and now my bathroom looks like i cleaned a crime scene LMAO
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
there is now an orange cream favored coke and it is delicious
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Now do the Wheel of Time S4-8
*pokes @netflix.com overlords with a stick*
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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"Your honor I'd like this evidence stricken from the record. This guy is just TOO COOL!"
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
had my first iron infusion yesterday and it’s so weird coming home from work and… having energy left over for myself lol
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
happy thanksgiving dweebs
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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[looks around for jake tapper] hey man, do you, uh, want to write about this?
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…

The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM