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ohbutts.bsky.social
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@ohbutts.bsky.social
ATL foe. Former Florida Man. Interests: jams, beats, films, twin peaks, star trek, other cool stuff, and surviving fascism. Profession: paid dork.
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THC gummies should come in black and red licorice. They probably do, but I've not seen them. Send help.
February 19, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I'm snuggling with a puppy right now. it's pretty much heaven.
February 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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February 19, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Been doing a lot of dog walking. Decided to listen to some audio books. This was a good, quick listen.
February 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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happy ash wednesday
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Tybee had a photo taken on his first day of daycare. 😂😭🥰
February 18, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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This sign goes so hard
February 18, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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asses to asses, and butts to butts
February 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Sometimes I want a separate, more anonymous account to lean harder into the #schtick.
February 18, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Dropped my boy off at his first day of daycare. I hope the other dogs are nice to him.

#SingleDogDadLife
February 18, 2026 at 2:09 PM
One big problem with this job search is that I don't want any of these jobs. Tired of tech industry bullshit.
February 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
February 17, 2026 at 2:39 PM
The shelter sent me a pic from when I took Tybee home 10 days ago. He looks so excited.
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Made it official. Tybee is my family now.
February 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day to my horny boyfriend Bob Dylan
February 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The evening gummies are taking hold. Sleep is upon me.

Goodnight, skeet world.
February 15, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Tybee and I binged Battlestar Galactica in a week.
February 15, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I've never participated in a winter sport.

It snowed one year in northern Florida when I was a kid. I tried cardboarding down the slope of an icy ditch.

If you're not familiar with cardboarding, that's because it doesn't work very well. It's sledding with cardboard.
February 15, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time
February 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm having maybe the most not-giving-AF-about-Valentine's-Day Valentine's Day ever.

But yes, since everyone keeps asking, I will be your Valentine.
February 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I love you, soup dumplings.

🌹🥰🌹😋🌹🫂🌹😋🌹🥰🌹
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Adama saying the bowel movement he's been working on is more constructive than Baltar's proposals. #BattlestarGalactica
February 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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crying. screaming. shitting. throwing up.

i miss having this sort of romance in my life 🥺
February 16, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I hope the puncher's parents took him out for a nice pizza dinner.
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 AM