ohayon
@ohayon.bsky.social
making things for things that apple makes.
(while giving schumer no credit whatsoever) its almost like no one should have jumped to the conclusion that this was not the intended outcome.
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
(while giving schumer no credit whatsoever) its almost like no one should have jumped to the conclusion that this was not the intended outcome.
looks like they are going to need to pay 💎400 to refresh their streak freezes.
Duolingo posted solid Q3 numbers; DAU +36%, paid subscribers +34%, and revenue +41% year over year.
However it forecasted bookings between $329.5M and $335.5M for Q4, below Wall Street estimates of $343.6M.
The company said it wants to prioritize user growth over revenue. Wall Street said “nah”.
However it forecasted bookings between $329.5M and $335.5M for Q4, below Wall Street estimates of $343.6M.
The company said it wants to prioritize user growth over revenue. Wall Street said “nah”.
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
looks like they are going to need to pay 💎400 to refresh their streak freezes.
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Fuck this garbage so much. If drawing the line at Nazi tattoos makes someone a hall monitor, give me the sash and badge or whatever a hall monitor wears.
Planter still has the tattoo. Hard to make a case for “growth” under those circumstances.
Planter still has the tattoo. Hard to make a case for “growth” under those circumstances.
October 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Fuck this garbage so much. If drawing the line at Nazi tattoos makes someone a hall monitor, give me the sash and badge or whatever a hall monitor wears.
Planter still has the tattoo. Hard to make a case for “growth” under those circumstances.
Planter still has the tattoo. Hard to make a case for “growth” under those circumstances.
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on the one hand, no they cannot. on the other, we asked some dumb assholes for answers other than ‘no they cannot’
Can AIs suffer? Big tech and users grapple with one of most unsettling questions of our times
Can AIs suffer? Big tech and users grapple with one of most unsettling questions of our times
As first AI-led rights advocacy group is founded, industry is divided on whether models are, or can be, sentient
www.theguardian.com
August 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
on the one hand, no they cannot. on the other, we asked some dumb assholes for answers other than ‘no they cannot’
welcome to the resistance, mother nature.
Huge crowds are anticipated Saturday in D.C. for events marking the U.S. Army’s 250th anniversary — but the weather may not fully cooperate.
A sluggish front could spark showers and thunderstorms that threaten to disrupt the celebrations.
A sluggish front could spark showers and thunderstorms that threaten to disrupt the celebrations.
How thunderstorms could disrupt Army parade in D.C.
Lightning could pose a danger for the large crowds expected Saturday on the National Mall.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
welcome to the resistance, mother nature.
the downfall began when they sunset google reader.
Millennials grew up in the era before phones were busted and before the internet was a slop fest and we feel the loss every day
It’s insane how dogshit Instagram is now. It’s just an endless stream of Facebook-tier slop.
Fuck you Zuckerberg I want to see my friend’s stories. Not an infinite timeline of gooner shit and AI slop. Why does everything have to be dogshit now.
Fuck you Zuckerberg I want to see my friend’s stories. Not an infinite timeline of gooner shit and AI slop. Why does everything have to be dogshit now.
April 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
the downfall began when they sunset google reader.
the center right is insane. they literally didnt vote for the other candidate but somehow it is not at all their fault that the other candidate didnt get elected.
not him. that’s all that matters.
March 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the center right is insane. they literally didnt vote for the other candidate but somehow it is not at all their fault that the other candidate didnt get elected.
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Buddy, he's not on bluesky
Mr. President: Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, I have a better idea.
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.
Let's steal those ideas.
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.
Let's steal those ideas.
January 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Buddy, he's not on bluesky
i bet the people working on this are having an awesome time.
Let’s goooo!!!
@skylight.social has been submitted to the App Store 🤞
January 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i bet the people working on this are having an awesome time.
remember chappell roan?
January 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
remember chappell roan?
remember that lady that said antisemitism isn't real?
This is every Jewish community's nightmare. Sending all love to Jews in Melbourne.
www.jewishnews.co.uk/australian-s...
www.jewishnews.co.uk/australian-s...
Australian synagogue set on fire in arson attack
Communal leaders fear the incident, which took place during morning prayers, is the latest escalation in antisemitism in the country
www.jewishnews.co.uk
December 6, 2024 at 2:13 PM
remember that lady that said antisemitism isn't real?
brain so poisoned by gen z i thought this was the dare.
December 4, 2024 at 2:42 PM
brain so poisoned by gen z i thought this was the dare.
i guess that guy can finally stop dancing everyday? music.apple.com/us/album/squ...
squabble up by Kendrick Lamar on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 2:37
music.apple.com
November 22, 2024 at 8:34 PM
i guess that guy can finally stop dancing everyday? music.apple.com/us/album/squ...
curious how much people are using combine in swift these days. we use it quite a bit and while i have a long history of using rx-style frameworks, it is starting to feel a bit smelly maybe?
November 22, 2024 at 4:47 PM
curious how much people are using combine in swift these days. we use it quite a bit and while i have a long history of using rx-style frameworks, it is starting to feel a bit smelly maybe?
that jake paul is quite literally breaking the internet is proof positive that cries of cancel culture are bullshit.
November 16, 2024 at 5:02 AM
that jake paul is quite literally breaking the internet is proof positive that cries of cancel culture are bullshit.
seems like someone is a little jealous of whats going on over here.
November 15, 2024 at 3:09 PM
seems like someone is a little jealous of whats going on over here.
hoping this new migration wave will inspire some folks with more time than me to build a sweet sweet native client.
October 18, 2024 at 3:31 PM
hoping this new migration wave will inspire some folks with more time than me to build a sweet sweet native client.
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that feeling when u are curious just not $3,499 curious
June 5, 2023 at 7:10 PM
that feeling when u are curious just not $3,499 curious
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I've got some good news and some bad news...
May 31, 2023 at 7:49 PM
I've got some good news and some bad news...
empire records
Everyone has a soft fav movie. The one you’re not serious about like maybe it isn’t the best movie but it’s sentimental to you and you love it for some reason. Anyways mine is waterworld. It’s silly as shit but I love that movie so much.
May 25, 2023 at 11:38 PM
empire records
channeling my inner georainbolt. https://goo.gl/maps/VBJzZLRBvPVZX6Xz6
goo.gl
May 17, 2023 at 3:56 PM
channeling my inner georainbolt. https://goo.gl/maps/VBJzZLRBvPVZX6Xz6
when someone tells you something like: "i see what you're saying, that shouldn't be working that way, let me see if i can figure out why its working here and not there."
how long do you wait before following up?
how long do you wait before following up?
May 12, 2023 at 6:19 PM
when someone tells you something like: "i see what you're saying, that shouldn't be working that way, let me see if i can figure out why its working here and not there."
how long do you wait before following up?
how long do you wait before following up?