odd flamingo
@oddflamingo.bsky.social
25M & going through a quarter-life crisis.
posting random thoughts 💭
posting random thoughts 💭
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It's terrible that India is bombing Pakistan.
Bombing other countries never helps anyone.
Both countries are Nuclear powers.
All of civilization is at risk.
Nuclear powers cannot go to war without risking us all.
Bombing other countries never helps anyone.
Both countries are Nuclear powers.
All of civilization is at risk.
Nuclear powers cannot go to war without risking us all.
May 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It's terrible that India is bombing Pakistan.
Bombing other countries never helps anyone.
Both countries are Nuclear powers.
All of civilization is at risk.
Nuclear powers cannot go to war without risking us all.
Bombing other countries never helps anyone.
Both countries are Nuclear powers.
All of civilization is at risk.
Nuclear powers cannot go to war without risking us all.
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I got that dawg in me
April 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I got that dawg in me
The only thing I know about people is that they'll leave, no matter how much they mean to you.
April 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The only thing I know about people is that they'll leave, no matter how much they mean to you.
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it’s wild that they spent so much time teaching us history in school and basically no time teaching us future
April 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
it’s wild that they spent so much time teaching us history in school and basically no time teaching us future
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1. Stop assuming people announce all their activism on social media.
2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.
3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.
4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.
2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.
3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.
4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.
April 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
1. Stop assuming people announce all their activism on social media.
2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.
3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.
4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.
2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.
3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.
4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.
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"Those innocent women and children were all blown to pieces."
Jamal al-Mdhoun from Khan Younis tells Al Jazeera how he survived Israeli bombing of a residential home that killed at least 9 Palestinians.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ytjf1h
Jamal al-Mdhoun from Khan Younis tells Al Jazeera how he survived Israeli bombing of a residential home that killed at least 9 Palestinians.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ytjf1h
April 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
"Those innocent women and children were all blown to pieces."
Jamal al-Mdhoun from Khan Younis tells Al Jazeera how he survived Israeli bombing of a residential home that killed at least 9 Palestinians.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ytjf1h
Jamal al-Mdhoun from Khan Younis tells Al Jazeera how he survived Israeli bombing of a residential home that killed at least 9 Palestinians.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ytjf1h
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please understand that all of my jokes are a personal attack on you
April 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
please understand that all of my jokes are a personal attack on you
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A friendly advice to have a great Sunday: forget your phone and be a child!
April 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
A friendly advice to have a great Sunday: forget your phone and be a child!
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it’s incredible trump has created a way for him to be the least popular president in history and then get back in and become even less popular than his first time. astounding accomplishment frankly
April 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
it’s incredible trump has created a way for him to be the least popular president in history and then get back in and become even less popular than his first time. astounding accomplishment frankly
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morning routine:
6:00 wake up
6:01 cry
7:00 get out of bed
7:01 cry
8:00 lay back down
8:01 cry
6:00 wake up
6:01 cry
7:00 get out of bed
7:01 cry
8:00 lay back down
8:01 cry
March 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
morning routine:
6:00 wake up
6:01 cry
7:00 get out of bed
7:01 cry
8:00 lay back down
8:01 cry
6:00 wake up
6:01 cry
7:00 get out of bed
7:01 cry
8:00 lay back down
8:01 cry
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An app that gets you out of boring conversations by making your phone ring when you say a code word.
March 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
An app that gets you out of boring conversations by making your phone ring when you say a code word.
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Upcoming AI feature in server OS: Windows Advanced racks, running the newest windows server copilot OS, now have robotic arms that can retrieve coffee for the system administrators, triggered by the servers internal stress sensors.
March 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Upcoming AI feature in server OS: Windows Advanced racks, running the newest windows server copilot OS, now have robotic arms that can retrieve coffee for the system administrators, triggered by the servers internal stress sensors.
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There are people who are bothered and offended by the fact that the rest of us use common sense.
March 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
There are people who are bothered and offended by the fact that the rest of us use common sense.
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Time exists because we cease to exist
March 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Time exists because we cease to exist
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I'm sorry I'm like this, I've never been me at this point in my life before
March 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I'm sorry I'm like this, I've never been me at this point in my life before
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
life is tough but at least there are cats, and some of them are in the box.
March 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
life is tough but at least there are cats, and some of them are in the box.
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Whoever said "A poor workman always blames his tools" obviously never had an Adobe Creative Cloud subscription.
March 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Whoever said "A poor workman always blames his tools" obviously never had an Adobe Creative Cloud subscription.
Whenever I have a fever, I always start conversations with, "If I don't make it..."
March 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Whenever I have a fever, I always start conversations with, "If I don't make it..."
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Wait. Are laws just for the lower classes?
March 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Wait. Are laws just for the lower classes?
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Git: the only software where two nerds can get excited over the word "beef"
March 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Git: the only software where two nerds can get excited over the word "beef"
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Billionaires don't 'create jobs' - consumer demand creates jobs. Billionaires just hoard the profits those jobs generate.
March 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Billionaires don't 'create jobs' - consumer demand creates jobs. Billionaires just hoard the profits those jobs generate.
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March 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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It is a scientifically proven fact that experienced Linux and Unix terminal users develop an involuntary "Ctrl+C" reflex. This reflex is so strong that they have been observed attempting to use it during everyday conversations to interrupt unwanted monologues.
March 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
It is a scientifically proven fact that experienced Linux and Unix terminal users develop an involuntary "Ctrl+C" reflex. This reflex is so strong that they have been observed attempting to use it during everyday conversations to interrupt unwanted monologues.