Oblomova
@oblomova.bsky.social
Inordinately fond of sheep. Crafty, gardener and a reader. I own a scythe and I'm not afraid to use it! Doomer boomer.
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Just had a Tui come into the house here on Waiheke. That was a novelty.
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just had a Tui come into the house here on Waiheke. That was a novelty.
Is it just me, or do funerals make other people want to hit people? I don't ever want to hit people at any other time.
November 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Is it just me, or do funerals make other people want to hit people? I don't ever want to hit people at any other time.
I am heading back to Waiheke in a few days and I feel I should get myself a bathing suit to make the most of beach accommodation, but I am NOT GOING SHOPPING FOR A BATHING SUIT WHILE IT IS SNOWING!
October 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I am heading back to Waiheke in a few days and I feel I should get myself a bathing suit to make the most of beach accommodation, but I am NOT GOING SHOPPING FOR A BATHING SUIT WHILE IT IS SNOWING!
On days like today, my fear of trees is vindicated.
October 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
On days like today, my fear of trees is vindicated.
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Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
The thing I can't help wondering is, are the Epstein files a dead cat distraction from something even worse Trump and/or his regime doing or already done?
October 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The thing I can't help wondering is, are the Epstein files a dead cat distraction from something even worse Trump and/or his regime doing or already done?
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Honest Government Ad | Visit New Zealand!
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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October 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Third time lucky! I'm on my way home after a fortnight in Auckland ended up being a month. And yes, I know the small loquat tree I have in my hand luggage is an invasive weed in Akd, but it's allowed in Otago!
October 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Third time lucky! I'm on my way home after a fortnight in Auckland ended up being a month. And yes, I know the small loquat tree I have in my hand luggage is an invasive weed in Akd, but it's allowed in Otago!
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Elderly parents living on a pension - also very proud so I signed them up for a bonus card with the nearest supermarket. Every few weeks I put money on it and then they get asked if they'd like to use their balance - they think it's from points they've collected.
October 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Elderly parents living on a pension - also very proud so I signed them up for a bonus card with the nearest supermarket. Every few weeks I put money on it and then they get asked if they'd like to use their balance - they think it's from points they've collected.
Never seen a single Star Wars film or related TV programme.
I have not seen an episode of The Wire or of either version of The Office
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Never seen a single Star Wars film or related TV programme.
This morning I was exclaiming whatever outlandish product would they come up with next after reading the article about wine for cats; this afternoon I had the answer when my nephew came back from the shop with an ice cream in the form of a crumbed chicken drumstick.
October 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This morning I was exclaiming whatever outlandish product would they come up with next after reading the article about wine for cats; this afternoon I had the answer when my nephew came back from the shop with an ice cream in the form of a crumbed chicken drumstick.
WTF Stuff? This is the 2nd article like this in the last few days, and one of about for about female criminals.
www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3...
www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3...
Why female teachers sexually abuse students
Experts say a “shame factor” could be hiding the true toll in schools.
www.stuff.co.nz
October 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
WTF Stuff? This is the 2nd article like this in the last few days, and one of about for about female criminals.
www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3...
www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3...
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New Zealand's least memorable vacuum cleaner salesman....
September 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
New Zealand's least memorable vacuum cleaner salesman....
Random thought: You really wouldn't expect to find the worst designed shower/bath in a home valued at $5 million, would you?
September 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Random thought: You really wouldn't expect to find the worst designed shower/bath in a home valued at $5 million, would you?
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That will be it!
Part of the problem here could be that Trump thinks the name of the guy who shot his friend Charlie is Tylenol
September 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
That will be it!
This sort of thing isn't new, but technology makes it so much easier. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Showed up a bit early for our local library monthly book sale. There were a lot of people all lined up. What I didn't realize was how many of them were "book scanners." As soon as the doors opened they ran to their designated sections with little handheld scanners, scanning every single book...
September 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This sort of thing isn't new, but technology makes it so much easier. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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Volume up!
I found it. The greatest video ever made.
I will take no further questions
I will take no further questions
September 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Volume up!
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her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY
September 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY