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Ryan CrawCour
@ryan.crawcour.social
Pākehā in Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa.

Manipulator of 1s & 0s while building "the cloud"
Bikes, Beer, BBQ... Do all good things in life start with the letter B?

Posts are my own.
This is ridiculous! We're 363 days away from Christmas,

And people already have their Christmas trees and lights up.
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Already had multiple “love your shirt” comments … it’s a great shirt.
December 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If you learn one thing today from Boxing Day sales it’s this - retailers are ripping you off.

If they can suddenly discount regular stock up to 50% off then what they’re charging you every other day is too much!
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Bruce Springsteen- Deliver Me from Nowhere … not the movie I was expecting to watch, but very good.

No idea Springsteen suffers from depression. Just goes to show, you never know what battles people are fighting. Even someone as successful as The Boss.
December 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I hold in my hands the 8th best Christmas Mince Pies in all of New Zealand, apparently.
December 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Can you all please stop asking Santa for the perfect man, I almost got kidnapped 3 times today!
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Thanks Roman … it’s Christmas in New Zealand …. happy summer wonderland

open.spotify.com/track/00uuIB...
Summer Wonderland
open.spotify.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It’s not Christmas until …
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My first attempt at bow hunting. It’s really not that hard.
December 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
OMG.

Severance was infuriating. ALL of that, for THAT.

FUCK.

So what Mark S and Helly R just run the hallways forever?

They go outside and then become Mark and Helena and then?

So dumb.
December 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Boxing Day sales before Christmas Day FUCK OFF WITH YOUR CONSUMERISM BULLSHIT.
December 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The very good thing about buying a whole tray of Xmas mince pies is that you don’t have to worry about trying to keep them all fresh; cause the tray only lasts about an hour.

The bad thing about buying a whole tray of Xmas mince pies is that the tray only lasts about an hour.
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Reposted by Ryan CrawCour
I didn’t understand why Americans hated fruit cake so much until I tried American fruitcake.
Please stop donating your fruitcake to the animals. They don't like it either.
December 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Up next:
Something completely different it even looks like something classic. There’s a reason this album is discussed so much and is considered one of the great albums. The 10 tracks are stone-cold landmarks. The whole album is a monument to passion, energy and cathartic despair.
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Today we’re doing “select random item from collection” #IYKYK

1st up:
A truly amazing record. One of the few “perfect” albums. One of the best stories told through music. Ever. An absolute incredible piece of music cover to cover.
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ok, i just can’t today. With my timeline flooded with people fawning over 2 grown men smashing each other in a ring while others pay millions to watch it, Trump and his continued bullshit, this coalition of fckwits and our media that enables them, I’m at the very end of my wick.
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Reposted by Ryan CrawCour
What NZ could become if ACT’s equality-at-all-costs really plays out. The wealthy buy their way through. This is why government and co-governance are key to sustaining Aotearoa NZ into the years ahead.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Dx...
Hawaii: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If true then there goes Spotify stealing another $110M from poor starving artists. Shame on them.
December 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
only 68 mins of work left for the year .... how the hell am i meant to focus?
December 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
pretty much sums up (most of) Facebook to be honest.
Incredible things happening on Facebook dot com
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Reposted by Ryan CrawCour
Well, that's on the must watch list.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfNL...
The Sheep Detectives - Official Trailer (2026) Hugh Jackman, Emma Thompson, Patrick Stewart
YouTube video by IGN Movie Trailers
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Reposted by Ryan CrawCour
There is no more perfect representation of the relativity of time than hitting the snooze button
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Today's lesson; how to write hello in Mandarin.
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I was just saying yesterday that for some reason I do not yet have one of the best albums recorded in the last 30 years in my collection, yet.

Today I found this, the special edition 30th anniversary edition vinyl boxset.

Now need I need to burn my credit card and never open a browser again.
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Avatar: Fire and Ash .... running time of 195 minutes! over 3 HOURS!!!

James Cameron, for the love of all things, please find a fucking editor.
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM