NZPolKermit
@nzpolkermit.bsky.social
Welcome to #kikorangi
Pākehā. Dual citizen.
Pākehā. Dual citizen.
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Let me tell you how happy I was when I discovered that the Auckland Zoo sold manure under the name Endangered Feces.
As for my favourite spoonerized business name, it will never not be this furniture showroom in New Zealand...
July 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Let me tell you how happy I was when I discovered that the Auckland Zoo sold manure under the name Endangered Feces.
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New Zealand has internet Jerry. It’s just that it works at dialup speed.
July 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
New Zealand has internet Jerry. It’s just that it works at dialup speed.
www.youtube.com/shorts/imCdp...
It's just like here. It's the priority.
This coalition has to go, and anything like it can never see power again. Maybe it's tempting to see some tax cuts if you're rich, but it inevitably leads down this road.
We're not different, New Zealand.
It's just like here. It's the priority.
This coalition has to go, and anything like it can never see power again. Maybe it's tempting to see some tax cuts if you're rich, but it inevitably leads down this road.
We're not different, New Zealand.
'Cruelty isn't the point, it's the priority': Psaki on Vance's defense of Trump's megabill
YouTube video by MSNBC
www.youtube.com
July 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
www.youtube.com/shorts/imCdp...
It's just like here. It's the priority.
This coalition has to go, and anything like it can never see power again. Maybe it's tempting to see some tax cuts if you're rich, but it inevitably leads down this road.
We're not different, New Zealand.
It's just like here. It's the priority.
This coalition has to go, and anything like it can never see power again. Maybe it's tempting to see some tax cuts if you're rich, but it inevitably leads down this road.
We're not different, New Zealand.
Looks like Shane and Co are fast-tracking it.
Most anti-democratic group you can imagine. Just think if Ardern had done __anything__ like this. They would have lost their minds… and now, this is not only a huge blight, but also risks our wine industry.
Just own goal after own goal.
Most anti-democratic group you can imagine. Just think if Ardern had done __anything__ like this. They would have lost their minds… and now, this is not only a huge blight, but also risks our wine industry.
Just own goal after own goal.
A gold mine is coming near Tarras, no thanks.
sustainabletarras.com
sustainabletarras.com
Sustainable Tarras
Preserving peace and serenity in the Upper Clutha Valley
sustainabletarras.com
June 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Looks like Shane and Co are fast-tracking it.
Most anti-democratic group you can imagine. Just think if Ardern had done __anything__ like this. They would have lost their minds… and now, this is not only a huge blight, but also risks our wine industry.
Just own goal after own goal.
Most anti-democratic group you can imagine. Just think if Ardern had done __anything__ like this. They would have lost their minds… and now, this is not only a huge blight, but also risks our wine industry.
Just own goal after own goal.
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@health.govt.nz welcome, I'm here b/c Ani O'Brien is losing her mind over the idea of the ministry reaching out to NZers via Bluesky. Thank you, please carry on this great work.
May 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
@health.govt.nz welcome, I'm here b/c Ani O'Brien is losing her mind over the idea of the ministry reaching out to NZers via Bluesky. Thank you, please carry on this great work.
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The body count on NZ roads isn't enough for this evil cunt Chris Bishop.
His tobacco industry killed 14 kiwis a day, & he's hell bent on making the roads in NZ do the same.
National HATES being called a death cult...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
His tobacco industry killed 14 kiwis a day, & he's hell bent on making the roads in NZ do the same.
National HATES being called a death cult...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Driving licence changes: One practical test instead of two
Drivers will not need to take a second practical test to get their licence, with the government proposing the first major changes to NZ's driver licence system in 14 years.
www.rnz.co.nz
April 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The body count on NZ roads isn't enough for this evil cunt Chris Bishop.
His tobacco industry killed 14 kiwis a day, & he's hell bent on making the roads in NZ do the same.
National HATES being called a death cult...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
His tobacco industry killed 14 kiwis a day, & he's hell bent on making the roads in NZ do the same.
National HATES being called a death cult...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Chris Bishop acting like he's this great help. He's the uncle that hands his 11 year old nephew a ciggie.
www.1news.co.nz/2025/04/13/m...
www.1news.co.nz/2025/04/13/m...
Major overhaul of driver's licence system proposed
The raft of proposed changes include dropping one of the two practical tests required to get a full driver's licence.
www.1news.co.nz
April 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Chris Bishop acting like he's this great help. He's the uncle that hands his 11 year old nephew a ciggie.
www.1news.co.nz/2025/04/13/m...
www.1news.co.nz/2025/04/13/m...
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#Brexit means #Brexit.
From today, EU citizens will need to apply for a visa (in all but name) before being allowed to visit the UK. So will Americans.
It's the same thing 🇺🇸 has imposed on European visitors for years.
A similar scheme for 🇬🇧🇺🇸visitors to 🇪🇺 was supposed to starts now but was delayed
From today, EU citizens will need to apply for a visa (in all but name) before being allowed to visit the UK. So will Americans.
It's the same thing 🇺🇸 has imposed on European visitors for years.
A similar scheme for 🇬🇧🇺🇸visitors to 🇪🇺 was supposed to starts now but was delayed
European visitors now need an entry permit to visit the UK
European visitors to Britain will have to purchase an electronic entry permit in advance for trips from Wednesday. The permit can be purchased online for £10 (12 euros) until April 9, when the price…
www.france24.com
April 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Start by dismantling the billionaire safe haven bunkers they keep at the ready in NZ. Your last woke president blocked me for suggesting that. There should be nowhere they can be safe.
April 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Start by dismantling the billionaire safe haven bunkers they keep at the ready in NZ. Your last woke president blocked me for suggesting that. There should be nowhere they can be safe.
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Guess who used to work at Manning and Frontier, the now deputy PM of New Zealand, who is continuing Frontier's record of massive climate disinformation, attacks on Indigenous rights from an Atlas founded party that won 8% of the vote.
March 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Guess who used to work at Manning and Frontier, the now deputy PM of New Zealand, who is continuing Frontier's record of massive climate disinformation, attacks on Indigenous rights from an Atlas founded party that won 8% of the vote.
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You will be missed very much Guy! I hope when inspiration strikes you'll still share some of your cartoons. Political humour is one of NZ's #magicweapons
March 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
You will be missed very much Guy! I hope when inspiration strikes you'll still share some of your cartoons. Political humour is one of NZ's #magicweapons
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What a time to be alive in Trump’s America—a...belligerent drunk...waving its nukes & screaming about “America First” while... UK, Australia, Canada & NZ...discuss...ghosting America (in intelligence)"
https://substack.com/home/post/p-158801186
https://substack.com/home/post/p-158801186
Four Eyes are Better Than Five: Canada, UK, Australia and NZ Discuss Excluding US From Intelligence Sharing
Now this is a GREAT Idea...
substack.com
March 17, 2025 at 11:39 AM
What a time to be alive in Trump’s America—a...belligerent drunk...waving its nukes & screaming about “America First” while... UK, Australia, Canada & NZ...discuss...ghosting America (in intelligence)"
https://substack.com/home/post/p-158801186
https://substack.com/home/post/p-158801186
Seymour's Slop
seymourslop.nz
March 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
www.1news.co.nz/2025/03/09/h...
How can you *still* not have a position on CGT? These cowards are going to screw it up again...
How can you *still* not have a position on CGT? These cowards are going to screw it up again...
Hipkins: No position yet on CGT, but will campaign on 'tax reform'
Labour leader Chris Hipkins says too much investment is going into houses rather than productive businesses.
www.1news.co.nz
March 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
www.1news.co.nz/2025/03/09/h...
How can you *still* not have a position on CGT? These cowards are going to screw it up again...
How can you *still* not have a position on CGT? These cowards are going to screw it up again...
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‘Crazy stuff:’ Trump adviser denies report U.S. wants to push Canada out of "Five Eyes". The alliance is an intelligence-sharing network which also includes the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand.
www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
‘Crazy stuff:’ Trump adviser denies report U.S. wants to push Canada out of Five Eyes
As U.S. President Donald Trump threatens tariffs and pushes for Canada to become the 51st state, his trade adviser Peter Navarro is rebuffing a report that says he is proposing Canada be pushed out of...
www.cp24.com
February 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
‘Crazy stuff:’ Trump adviser denies report U.S. wants to push Canada out of "Five Eyes". The alliance is an intelligence-sharing network which also includes the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand.
www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
Just a few days ago, the Cook Islands were taken, and Luxon shrugs while Peters flails helplessly. A month ago, Seymour was shown to be hiding a Paedo from the public.
Why don’t these storylines have sticking power?
Why don’t these storylines have sticking power?
February 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just a few days ago, the Cook Islands were taken, and Luxon shrugs while Peters flails helplessly. A month ago, Seymour was shown to be hiding a Paedo from the public.
Why don’t these storylines have sticking power?
Why don’t these storylines have sticking power?
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Weird. ACT MP Simon Court - the guy who questioned a woman at Select Committee on menstrual cups - is fine marching in Auckland's Rainbow Pride Parade! 🏳️🌈
Reminds me when NZ ACT Party almost adopted pan flag for their own till I said Please No! 💗💛💙 #NZpol
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Reminds me when NZ ACT Party almost adopted pan flag for their own till I said Please No! 💗💛💙 #NZpol
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February 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Weird. ACT MP Simon Court - the guy who questioned a woman at Select Committee on menstrual cups - is fine marching in Auckland's Rainbow Pride Parade! 🏳️🌈
Reminds me when NZ ACT Party almost adopted pan flag for their own till I said Please No! 💗💛💙 #NZpol
picsfromyourex.picfair.com/images/02193...
Reminds me when NZ ACT Party almost adopted pan flag for their own till I said Please No! 💗💛💙 #NZpol
picsfromyourex.picfair.com/images/02193...
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So national let’s china sign deals with the islands, now they are conducting ‘live firing exercises’ in waters near us. Oh and of course they have no idea what is actually happening. What a joke this Gvt is! #nationalsucks #nzworst #actup #nzpol
February 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
So national let’s china sign deals with the islands, now they are conducting ‘live firing exercises’ in waters near us. Oh and of course they have no idea what is actually happening. What a joke this Gvt is! #nationalsucks #nzworst #actup #nzpol
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I flabbergasted. OMG
February 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I flabbergasted. OMG
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OMG. My Dad fought here to keep it free in WW2. What are we doing?
Luxon Loses the Cook Islands.
A day after China warned its three military ships would be live weapons testing between New Zealand and Australia, the Cook Islands has today released a controversial agreement indicating #Beijing has secured a maritime presence there.
www.1news.co.nz/2025/02/22/c...
www.1news.co.nz/2025/02/22/c...
February 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
OMG. My Dad fought here to keep it free in WW2. What are we doing?
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Stolen Yoda statue loss mourned by Star Wars fans
Stolen Yoda statue loss mourned by Star Wars fans
A metal statue of the iconic jedi master was stolen from a Madras Street property in the Wellington suburb of Khandallah on Tuesday night.
www.rnz.co.nz
February 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Stolen Yoda statue loss mourned by Star Wars fans
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Article also treats Destiny as just another group that the herald is somehow required to publish the PR of, as if they didn't assault people and force children to be barricaded in a room.
February 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Article also treats Destiny as just another group that the herald is somehow required to publish the PR of, as if they didn't assault people and force children to be barricaded in a room.
Covid-2, Electric Boogaloo.
NEW CORONAVIRUS DISCOVERED IN BATS THAT IS ABLE TO INFECT HUMAN CELLS.
HKU5-CoV-2
At present a zoonotic spillover risk, with pandemic potential.
There are no documented human infections to date […]
HKU5-CoV-2
At present a zoonotic spillover risk, with pandemic potential.
There are no documented human infections to date […]
Original post on mastodon.nz
mastodon.nz
February 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Covid-2, Electric Boogaloo.