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Dad was a 2NZEF POW ANTIFA AF. Noodle did NOT fall far from the colander. Use your noddle, rebuke C'thulhu. Vote like the most vulnerable people's lives depend on it.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · Jun 4
A submission on the regulatory standards bill. #NZpol #ToituTeTiriti #antifa #rebukeCthulhu #useYourNoodle
Why the Regulatory Standards Bill Should Be Rejected: The Perils of R’lyehn Foreign Influence and Cthulhian Preferences The Regulatory Standards Bill, currently under consideration, presents itself as a framework to streamline bureaucratic processes and enhance economic efficiency. However, a closer examination reveals profound risks that threaten the very fabric of human society. Chief among these concerns is the bill’s susceptibility to undue influence from R’lyehn foreign agents and the insidious influence of Cthulhu, the cosmic entity whose inclinations toward madness, destruction, and an unsettling fondness for high primates as salty snacks pose existential dangers. This submission argues that the bill must be rejected due to its potential to open gateways—both metaphorical and literal—for eldritch interference, destabilizing governance, society, and sanity itself. The Regulatory Standards Bill: A Deceptively Innocuous Proposal At its surface, the Regulatory Standards Bill purports to modernize regulatory frameworks by reducing red tape, harmonizing international standards, and fostering innovation. Proponents argue it will boost economic competitiveness by aligning domestic policies with global benchmarks. However, the bill’s vague language and lack of stringent oversight mechanisms create vulnerabilities that could be exploited by entities far beyond human comprehension. Specifically, the bill’s provisions for “consultative international partnerships” and “flexible compliance frameworks” are alarmingly ambiguous, leaving room for manipulation by malevolent forces—namely, those hailing from the sunken city of R’lyeh even the less strange fascists pose significant risks. The bill’s failure to define “acceptable foreign consultation” or impose robust safeguards against external influence invites interference from agents of R’lyeh, the submerged stronghold of Cthulhu. These agents, whether human cultists or otherworldly entities, have historically sought to undermine human institutions to pave the way for their master’s awakening. By loosening regulatory oversight, the bill risks enabling these agents to infiltrate decision-making processes, steering policies toward chaos and destruction in alignment with Cthulhu’s apocalyptic agenda. R’lyehn Foreign Agents: A Clear and Present Danger The influence of R’lyehn foreign agents is not a speculative concern but a documented threat. Historical records, albeit fragmented and suppressed, point to instances where cults devoted to Cthulhu have infiltrated governments, sowing discord and destabilizing societies. The bill’s emphasis on international collaboration without specifying safeguards against non-human actors is particularly troubling. R’lyeh, a non-Euclidean city submerged in the Pacific, is not bound by terrestrial geopolitics, yet its agents operate through human proxies, leveraging economic and political systems to advance their goals. The bill’s provision for “streamlined consultation with international stakeholders” could serve as a conduit for these agents to exert influence. For example, the bill allows regulatory bodies to accept input from unspecified “global experts” without requiring transparency about their affiliations. This opens the door for R’lyehn operatives—disguised as consultants or lobbyists—to advocate for policies that weaken societal resilience. Such policies might include deregulation of environmental protections, which could hasten ecological collapse, or loosening mental health standards, aligning with Cthulhu’s preference for widespread madness. Moreover, the bill’s reliance on “self-regulating industries” to meet international standards assumes good faith from all parties involved. R’lyehn agents, however, operate with motives antithetical to human welfare. Their influence could manifest in subtle ways, such as pushing for technologies or practices that destabilize economies or amplify psychological distress—key precursors to the mass hysteria that Cthulhu’s awakening requires. The bill’s failure to address these risks is a glaring oversight that demands its rejection. Cthulhu’s Preferences: Madness, Destruction, and Salty Snacks Cthulhu, the Great Old One, is not merely a passive threat but an active force whose preferences for madness, destruction, and the consumption of high primates as salty snacks pose a unique danger. The Regulatory Standards Bill, by weakening oversight and prioritizing economic efficiency over ethical considerations, aligns disturbingly well with these preferences. First, Cthulhu’s affinity for madness is well-documented in ancient texts and the ravings of those who have glimpsed his visage. The bill’s potential to deregulate mental health services and workplace protections are likely to exacerbate psychological strain on populations. For instance, reducing oversight of labor conditions might lead to exploitative practices that drive workers to despair, creating fertile ground for the collective insanity that Cthulhu thrives upon. The bill’s vague references to “modernizing health regulations” could also allow for the approval of psychoactive substances or technologies that erode mental stability, further aligning with Cthulhu’s goals. Second, the bill’s emphasis on rapid industrialization and resource extraction plays into Cthulhu’s penchant for destruction. By prioritizing economic growth over environmental sustainability, the bill could accelerate climate change, ocean acidification, and habitat destruction—conditions that might weaken the barriers keeping R’lyeh submerged. Ancient prophecies suggest that Cthulhu’s awakening is tied to ecological upheaval, and the bill’s deregulatory approach could hasten this cataclysm. For example, relaxed regulations on deep-sea mining could disturb R’lyeh’s resting place, inadvertently summoning the Great Old One.
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The Demetriev Deal is Trump selling out America to Putler and C'thulhu. #uspol #slavaUkraine
February 14, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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#nzpol arms bill
February 14, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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Let's all, especially in Wellington, thank Nick Leggett for his role in making Wellington the shittiest city in New Zealand. #NZPol
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February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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whakamataku.bsky.social
TIL about methane “slip” &

“FUGATIVE” emissions, which I thought was just another word for David Seymour.

Also the fucking LNG boil off can be up to 7% of the total volume on long journeys!

The more you scratch the more fucked this all gets!!!

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#nzpol

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February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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#nzpol Veolia - the municipal ass explosion company. Nick Leggett this shit is on you as head of Infrastructure NZ and Wellington Water.
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February 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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nz_psa on Instagram: "The Government's love of privatisation is the same attitude that led to the Moa Point sewage crisis. We need solutions, not more sp…"
The Government's love of privatisation is the same attitude that led to the Moa Point sewage crisis. We need solutions, not more spills.
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February 13, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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kiwichar.bsky.social
She’s gonna bring out her spreadsheet again isn’t she…😂🤦‍♀️

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February 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Luxon bristles at the LNG port levy being called a tax because taxes apply to rich people and are therefore bad, but livies apply to peasants and are therefore good.
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
#nzpol We might look to pre war Italy for New Zealand's economic trajectory of the coalition of C'thulhu. The Fascist movement was promising big projects, economic revolution. Well the projects were most vanity, 1/2 🧵
February 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Luxon believes NZ or at least his base are dumb like MAGA.
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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If they weren't so dangerous I'd feel sorry for them.
How to BREAK a Pseudo-Scientist's "Evidence" With 1 Question
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February 7, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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vt.tiktok.com/ZSawdCFq4/ Scotland attacks wealth inequality focuses local contracts to local businesses.
TikTok - Make Your Day
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February 6, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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🎵"I hope the Russians love their children too."🎶
#SlavaUkraine like only the great Sting can! (And presciently penned decades ago.)
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Sting - Russians (Guitar / Cello Version)
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February 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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the_fresh_start_ on Instagram: "We grow the food, we just can't afford to it. #top/G\View all 796 comments"
We grow the food, we just can't afford to it. #top/G\
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February 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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PSA:
February 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Omg the Muppet reboot is perfect.
No notes.
kermit the frog is dancing on a stage in front of a red curtain and saying yeah .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing on a stage in front of a red curtain and saying yeah .
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February 5, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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Someone’s have a fun day at #Waitangi #nzpol #nzpolitics #bhn
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Hopeful for good results. share.google/qzzl8x6UK4LA...
First vaccine against SARS virus family enters human trials - UW Medicine - Newsroom
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February 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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Make New Zealand Affordable Again💚💚💚 #nzpol
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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@bionicdance.bsky.social I'm preparing for a triple by pass tomorrow. Wishing you well with whatever you are up to. Thanks for being one of the good people out there.
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume
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An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
January 31, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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kiwichar.bsky.social
Honestly, just embarrassing. 🤦‍♀️ #nzpol
January 31, 2026 at 11:26 PM