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Dad was a 2NZEF POW ANTIFA AF. Noodle did NOT fall far from the colander. Use your noddle, rebuke C'thulhu. Vote like the most vulnerable people's lives depend on it.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · Jun 4
A submission on the regulatory standards bill. #NZpol #ToituTeTiriti #antifa #rebukeCthulhu #useYourNoodle
Why the Regulatory Standards Bill Should Be Rejected: The Perils of R’lyehn Foreign Influence and Cthulhian Preferences The Regulatory Standards Bill, currently under consideration, presents itself as a framework to streamline bureaucratic processes and enhance economic efficiency. However, a closer examination reveals profound risks that threaten the very fabric of human society. Chief among these concerns is the bill’s susceptibility to undue influence from R’lyehn foreign agents and the insidious influence of Cthulhu, the cosmic entity whose inclinations toward madness, destruction, and an unsettling fondness for high primates as salty snacks pose existential dangers. This submission argues that the bill must be rejected due to its potential to open gateways—both metaphorical and literal—for eldritch interference, destabilizing governance, society, and sanity itself. The Regulatory Standards Bill: A Deceptively Innocuous Proposal At its surface, the Regulatory Standards Bill purports to modernize regulatory frameworks by reducing red tape, harmonizing international standards, and fostering innovation. Proponents argue it will boost economic competitiveness by aligning domestic policies with global benchmarks. However, the bill’s vague language and lack of stringent oversight mechanisms create vulnerabilities that could be exploited by entities far beyond human comprehension. Specifically, the bill’s provisions for “consultative international partnerships” and “flexible compliance frameworks” are alarmingly ambiguous, leaving room for manipulation by malevolent forces—namely, those hailing from the sunken city of R’lyeh even the less strange fascists pose significant risks. The bill’s failure to define “acceptable foreign consultation” or impose robust safeguards against external influence invites interference from agents of R’lyeh, the submerged stronghold of Cthulhu. These agents, whether human cultists or otherworldly entities, have historically sought to undermine human institutions to pave the way for their master’s awakening. By loosening regulatory oversight, the bill risks enabling these agents to infiltrate decision-making processes, steering policies toward chaos and destruction in alignment with Cthulhu’s apocalyptic agenda. R’lyehn Foreign Agents: A Clear and Present Danger The influence of R’lyehn foreign agents is not a speculative concern but a documented threat. Historical records, albeit fragmented and suppressed, point to instances where cults devoted to Cthulhu have infiltrated governments, sowing discord and destabilizing societies. The bill’s emphasis on international collaboration without specifying safeguards against non-human actors is particularly troubling. R’lyeh, a non-Euclidean city submerged in the Pacific, is not bound by terrestrial geopolitics, yet its agents operate through human proxies, leveraging economic and political systems to advance their goals. The bill’s provision for “streamlined consultation with international stakeholders” could serve as a conduit for these agents to exert influence. For example, the bill allows regulatory bodies to accept input from unspecified “global experts” without requiring transparency about their affiliations. This opens the door for R’lyehn operatives—disguised as consultants or lobbyists—to advocate for policies that weaken societal resilience. Such policies might include deregulation of environmental protections, which could hasten ecological collapse, or loosening mental health standards, aligning with Cthulhu’s preference for widespread madness. Moreover, the bill’s reliance on “self-regulating industries” to meet international standards assumes good faith from all parties involved. R’lyehn agents, however, operate with motives antithetical to human welfare. Their influence could manifest in subtle ways, such as pushing for technologies or practices that destabilize economies or amplify psychological distress—key precursors to the mass hysteria that Cthulhu’s awakening requires. The bill’s failure to address these risks is a glaring oversight that demands its rejection. Cthulhu’s Preferences: Madness, Destruction, and Salty Snacks Cthulhu, the Great Old One, is not merely a passive threat but an active force whose preferences for madness, destruction, and the consumption of high primates as salty snacks pose a unique danger. The Regulatory Standards Bill, by weakening oversight and prioritizing economic efficiency over ethical considerations, aligns disturbingly well with these preferences. First, Cthulhu’s affinity for madness is well-documented in ancient texts and the ravings of those who have glimpsed his visage. The bill’s potential to deregulate mental health services and workplace protections are likely to exacerbate psychological strain on populations. For instance, reducing oversight of labor conditions might lead to exploitative practices that drive workers to despair, creating fertile ground for the collective insanity that Cthulhu thrives upon. The bill’s vague references to “modernizing health regulations” could also allow for the approval of psychoactive substances or technologies that erode mental stability, further aligning with Cthulhu’s goals. Second, the bill’s emphasis on rapid industrialization and resource extraction plays into Cthulhu’s penchant for destruction. By prioritizing economic growth over environmental sustainability, the bill could accelerate climate change, ocean acidification, and habitat destruction—conditions that might weaken the barriers keeping R’lyeh submerged. Ancient prophecies suggest that Cthulhu’s awakening is tied to ecological upheaval, and the bill’s deregulatory approach could hasten this cataclysm. For example, relaxed regulations on deep-sea mining could disturb R’lyeh’s resting place, inadvertently summoning the Great Old One.
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nzdodo.bsky.social
“Fun is not only important, it is GLUE for civic life.” Just one of 10 ways the Zohran Mamdani campaign threw the better party (and won).

A useful and invigorating read, especially in an election year… #nzpol

priyaparker.substack.com/p/the-breakd...
REPLAY: THE BREAKDOWN: The gathering strategy behind Zohran Mamdani’s historic win
Inside the joyful, strategic gatherings that turned a long shot into a movement
priyaparker.substack.com
December 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
theocracidal.bsky.social
FAFO hits White Nationalist "parasite" "nothing".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyT1...
WATCH: White Nationalist Gets KICKED OUT By OWN Parents in Viral Video
YouTube video by Really American
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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paullecomtephoto.nz
Kia ora e te whānau, can we give this a massive push for the the rest of the year.

His wife lost her life due to unnecessary health cuts & this is a chance to give her memory meaning

www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin...

petitions.parliament.nz/cc316e5b-e05...
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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kiwiskirt.bsky.social
youtu.be/oEWBAN9tu88?...
The Laundering Scheme that Washes Bias Media For the Masses
YouTube video by Paul… The Other One
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December 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
#NZpol Government bonds are loans from the rich, and must be paid back with interest, this grows private wealth at the expense of public wealth. Governments are forced into these loans by downward tax pressure. 🧵1/7
December 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
theocracidal.bsky.social
There is a reason why taxes are low, and government debt is exploding, it's not a bug - it's a feature, while details vary, we have the same borked architecture. 1/4
@xkaosmagex.bsky.social @iamprettyawesome.bsky.social @patbrittenden.bsky.social @chewienz.bsky.social
www.salon.com/2019/01/11/r...
Robert Reich: The big economic switcheroo - Salon.com
Follow the money
www.salon.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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ponderbooks.com
Yup, it's past time we stopped throwing the wealth of entire nations to a very few ultra-rich people.
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Workplace AI is failing in 90% installations, the bubble will be over eventually.
December 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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organiser.bsky.social
Every political party says they want more good paying jobs, but what causes a business to hire?

Increased demand.
December 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
A warning to fascists, Grandmas are pissed AF with you...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK-U...
Pissed Off Americans Demand Revenge on Trump and His Cronies for Their Crimes
YouTube video by The Humanist Report
www.youtube.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
The best way to cut fuel costs is to switch to electric. It cuts fuel imports which to MBEI reports amount to expenditure of $6.34B.
Clean car discount saves billions, but it costs National donors' profits.
www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
Gull, NPD merger will drive down gas prices, companies say
The companies have a combined staff of 130, and a combined buying power of one billion litres of fuel a year.
www.thepost.co.nz
December 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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moranstephen1000.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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muellershewrote.com
The numbers are in. More people watched the bootlegged 60 Minutes CECOT segment than watched Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors on CBS.
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Rebel scum forever.
markhamillofficial.bsky.social Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 4d
On behalf of everyone in The Resistance movement following the massive EPSTEIN coverup, I want to wish all my fellow Radical Left Scum the happiest of holidays!- ♥️, Mar🐫
December 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Not all unintended consequences are bad...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO86...
Why Socialism and Atheism are EXPLODING in Popularity Among Young People
YouTube video by The Humanist Report
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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cjs.nz
I’m not certain if there’s a big #nzpol community on here, but if there is:

Last night I finally launched my web tool to track when this Parliament has gone into urgency, and which bills were affected by it.

Takeaways:
Urgency sessions: 19
Bills: 104

See the stats: nzpt.cjs.nz
How long has the New Zealand Government spend in Urgency?
The NZ Govt has passed 104 bills under urgency! See all the stats for free!
nzpt.cjs.nz
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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kiwichar.bsky.social
Just an idea… #nzpol
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Behold, this fascist fundie f'wit...
newsroom.co.nz/2025/12/22/c...
Cabinet overrode health advice in decision to ban puberty blockers
Health officials said there was 'no evidence base' about the likely impacts of the Government's decision to ban puberty blockers for transgender youth.
newsroom.co.nz
December 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
theocracidal.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/shorts/mvgY0...
Material Hardship and Government Cuts - The Reality of the War on Poor
YouTube video by Paul… The Other One
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Peace ain't what it used to be... www.youtube.com/shorts/mLPHW...
Ian Explains: Why global conflict is surging #ianexplains #gzeroworld
YouTube video by GZERO Media
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
theocracidal.bsky.social
The coalition of C'thulhu has a vision for new Zealand #nzpol
December 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Steal this meme, I dare you.
Fascist motivations in New Zealand.
December 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
@thegodpodcast.com thank you for another year of raging and smiting the forces of C'thulhu - your real enemy, I see what goes on in your country and I'm grateful for the many people like yourselves who fight the fascism. - a friend from 🇳🇿
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
The 2025 HYEFU is out...
kiwired.bsky.social KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 14d
#NZPol Clearly the economic growth is coming from inside the building.
parsley72.bsky.social Tom Isaacson @parsley72.bsky.social · 14d
From @TaxpayerOnionNZ
December 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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kaimataara.bsky.social
Hipkins thinks Greens are disenfranchising voters. As an ex Labour voter that became distant from Labour after Hipkins binned many progressive policies and went on to insult Wahine Māori it's your party disenfranchising people Hipkins. I'm not the only ex Labour voter thanks to you either. #nzpol
December 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM