Chris Page
@nutupdate.bsky.social
He/him. 30s. Cymro. Bi/Pan. Medicated. Geek. Non-genius. Tabletop gamer. Writer? Rock fan. Druid. History lover.
Not a huge Floyd fan, but always preferred Wish You Were Here
It's a close run thing, but Dark Side of The Moon is marginally less boring than Wish You Were Here.
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Not a huge Floyd fan, but always preferred Wish You Were Here
Saw a headline "I'm an American in Britain and here are 4 things I can't stand" and think it was meant to be ragebait but all I thought was- only 4?! Narrowing it down to four seems pretty damn hard
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Saw a headline "I'm an American in Britain and here are 4 things I can't stand" and think it was meant to be ragebait but all I thought was- only 4?! Narrowing it down to four seems pretty damn hard
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Precisely my writing process 😂😂😇
September 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Precisely my writing process 😂😂😇
Fuck Streeting
Fuck Labour
Fuck Labour
🚨 BREAKING | Wes Streeting confirms Labour is actively working to BAN trans women AND trans men from female spaces, describing their presence as "unpleasant".
Streeting confirmed to MumsNet that Labour aims to exclude ALL trans people from single-sex spaces.
(Via MumsNet)
Streeting confirmed to MumsNet that Labour aims to exclude ALL trans people from single-sex spaces.
(Via MumsNet)
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Fuck Streeting
Fuck Labour
Fuck Labour
Love this
September 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Love this
Genital Ghost- great band name
Naked sunbathing doesn't guarantee an allover tan. Tried it and I have white scrotum shadow inside my thighs and a white cock shadow on my groin like some sort of genital ghost.
August 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Genital Ghost- great band name
About to watch Alien: Earth. Seen a few "how to watch the alien universe chronologically" articles.
Waste of time- watch in order they were made.
The later ones have nods to the originals. Also to watch in order you start with the AVP movies, which would be a mistake
Waste of time- watch in order they were made.
The later ones have nods to the originals. Also to watch in order you start with the AVP movies, which would be a mistake
August 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
About to watch Alien: Earth. Seen a few "how to watch the alien universe chronologically" articles.
Waste of time- watch in order they were made.
The later ones have nods to the originals. Also to watch in order you start with the AVP movies, which would be a mistake
Waste of time- watch in order they were made.
The later ones have nods to the originals. Also to watch in order you start with the AVP movies, which would be a mistake
I love hearing the weird little things people do
Whenever I walk anywhere that has bollards, I give them a high five. I like to think I am a wrestling walking down the entrance ramp high-fiving fans.
August 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I love hearing the weird little things people do
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*throws a goblin at you*
August 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
*throws a goblin at you*
Me whenever I'm watching a crime drama and the writers give the murderer a big, emotional confession speech-
August 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Me whenever I'm watching a crime drama and the writers give the murderer a big, emotional confession speech-
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What an utterly dogshit rebrand. Take something unique, characterful and distinctive and make it look like every other bland corporate unbrand out there.
July 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
What an utterly dogshit rebrand. Take something unique, characterful and distinctive and make it look like every other bland corporate unbrand out there.
Genius
First valentine's with my now wife, bought her a mystery game with puzzles and riddles that eventually lead her to a message. It took her all day and finally she opened the YouTube link I set. I rick rolled my wife. Still hasn't forgiven me.
July 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Genius
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Deciding to visit somewhere based on drone images is moronic. What are you going to do when you get there, levitate?
July 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Deciding to visit somewhere based on drone images is moronic. What are you going to do when you get there, levitate?
Mixed feelings about Hogan.
Part of me mourns the hero of my childhood- moral, tough, brave and resilient.
But part of me knows the real man was wildly different and an awful person in many ways.
I'm sad despite this, I've lost my childhood hero twice, and there's no chance of one last face turn
Part of me mourns the hero of my childhood- moral, tough, brave and resilient.
But part of me knows the real man was wildly different and an awful person in many ways.
I'm sad despite this, I've lost my childhood hero twice, and there's no chance of one last face turn
July 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Mixed feelings about Hogan.
Part of me mourns the hero of my childhood- moral, tough, brave and resilient.
But part of me knows the real man was wildly different and an awful person in many ways.
I'm sad despite this, I've lost my childhood hero twice, and there's no chance of one last face turn
Part of me mourns the hero of my childhood- moral, tough, brave and resilient.
But part of me knows the real man was wildly different and an awful person in many ways.
I'm sad despite this, I've lost my childhood hero twice, and there's no chance of one last face turn
No cheating last saved celebrity photo is youe therapist. Who is it?
I think I'd be okay.
I think I'd be okay.
July 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
No cheating last saved celebrity photo is youe therapist. Who is it?
I think I'd be okay.
I think I'd be okay.
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My wife got drunk last night. Unrelated to this, we had a huge row. I knew she wouldn't remember it today. I had to look at her phone this morning to turn her alarm off, & saw she'd sent herself a message reminding herself about the row. I deleted the message before she woke up.
July 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
My wife got drunk last night. Unrelated to this, we had a huge row. I knew she wouldn't remember it today. I had to look at her phone this morning to turn her alarm off, & saw she'd sent herself a message reminding herself about the row. I deleted the message before she woke up.
The old king's #indolence might doom them. Prince Walaric felt the terror buzzing in the castle.
No preparations had been made, no army raised and now he, who'd never fought outside of fencing lessons, would have to lead the defence.
Walaric's inner monolgue was a stream of expletives
#horrorprompt
No preparations had been made, no army raised and now he, who'd never fought outside of fencing lessons, would have to lead the defence.
Walaric's inner monolgue was a stream of expletives
#horrorprompt
July 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The old king's #indolence might doom them. Prince Walaric felt the terror buzzing in the castle.
No preparations had been made, no army raised and now he, who'd never fought outside of fencing lessons, would have to lead the defence.
Walaric's inner monolgue was a stream of expletives
#horrorprompt
No preparations had been made, no army raised and now he, who'd never fought outside of fencing lessons, would have to lead the defence.
Walaric's inner monolgue was a stream of expletives
#horrorprompt
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Do it. You don't want to carry that kind of regret your whole life.
June 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Do it. You don't want to carry that kind of regret your whole life.
I think one of my favourite ads at the moment is the one for AI where a girl uses it come up with a tagline for an ad.
It's an awful ad.
But I like that ad men came up with an ad that basically says "you won't need ad men now".
The turkeys, having voted for Christmas, are now sending out recipe tips
It's an awful ad.
But I like that ad men came up with an ad that basically says "you won't need ad men now".
The turkeys, having voted for Christmas, are now sending out recipe tips
June 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I think one of my favourite ads at the moment is the one for AI where a girl uses it come up with a tagline for an ad.
It's an awful ad.
But I like that ad men came up with an ad that basically says "you won't need ad men now".
The turkeys, having voted for Christmas, are now sending out recipe tips
It's an awful ad.
But I like that ad men came up with an ad that basically says "you won't need ad men now".
The turkeys, having voted for Christmas, are now sending out recipe tips
If music is your therapy, who is your therapist?
June 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
If music is your therapy, who is your therapist?
Re: Metro: "my son cut off contact- I'm cutting him from my will"
mother is asked by the son not to contact him until he's ready (son's in therapy) and then proceeds to try over and over to contact him?! Also annoyed other son knows more than he tells her? Because he respects boundaries?!
mother is asked by the son not to contact him until he's ready (son's in therapy) and then proceeds to try over and over to contact him?! Also annoyed other son knows more than he tells her? Because he respects boundaries?!
June 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Re: Metro: "my son cut off contact- I'm cutting him from my will"
mother is asked by the son not to contact him until he's ready (son's in therapy) and then proceeds to try over and over to contact him?! Also annoyed other son knows more than he tells her? Because he respects boundaries?!
mother is asked by the son not to contact him until he's ready (son's in therapy) and then proceeds to try over and over to contact him?! Also annoyed other son knows more than he tells her? Because he respects boundaries?!
Any actor who signs up for the boy wizard show is endorsing transphobia at this point and I'm done with them.
June 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Any actor who signs up for the boy wizard show is endorsing transphobia at this point and I'm done with them.