Chris Page
@nutupdate.bsky.social
He/him. 30s. Cymro. Bi/Pan. Medicated. Geek. Non-genius. Tabletop gamer. Writer? Rock fan. Druid. History lover.
Me whenever I'm watching a crime drama and the writers give the murderer a big, emotional confession speech-
August 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Me whenever I'm watching a crime drama and the writers give the murderer a big, emotional confession speech-
No cheating last saved celebrity photo is youe therapist. Who is it?
I think I'd be okay.
I think I'd be okay.
July 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
No cheating last saved celebrity photo is youe therapist. Who is it?
I think I'd be okay.
I think I'd be okay.
Twice this week I've had to get Ubers instead of buses I'd planned on. Bought a month ticket for 80 quid and had to cough up an extra thirtyish for ubers on top of it.
May 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Twice this week I've had to get Ubers instead of buses I'd planned on. Bought a month ticket for 80 quid and had to cough up an extra thirtyish for ubers on top of it.
Found a job advert to be ruler of mankind
April 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Found a job advert to be ruler of mankind
Had an ad for this truly awful shirt on Facebook
March 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Had an ad for this truly awful shirt on Facebook
I wish pages like this would be more accurate "Fantasy Series I/We Think Are Good All the Way Through"
It's an opinion. I didn't finish one of these series and think another drops off after the first 4 books, another is of 0 interest to me. There's no quantifiable good/bad it's all just opinion
It's an opinion. I didn't finish one of these series and think another drops off after the first 4 books, another is of 0 interest to me. There's no quantifiable good/bad it's all just opinion
February 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I wish pages like this would be more accurate "Fantasy Series I/We Think Are Good All the Way Through"
It's an opinion. I didn't finish one of these series and think another drops off after the first 4 books, another is of 0 interest to me. There's no quantifiable good/bad it's all just opinion
It's an opinion. I didn't finish one of these series and think another drops off after the first 4 books, another is of 0 interest to me. There's no quantifiable good/bad it's all just opinion
Because he never wanted to wear a ring again?
February 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Because he never wanted to wear a ring again?
The snail-like beast spewed out a noxious #sludge that Sedot decided it'd be best to avoid.
He leapt back, baring his fangs.
"My turn!" He snapped, hood flaring around his serpentine face.
His venom could blind, he knew, but what he didn't know was if snails even had eyes.
Only one way to find out
He leapt back, baring his fangs.
"My turn!" He snapped, hood flaring around his serpentine face.
His venom could blind, he knew, but what he didn't know was if snails even had eyes.
Only one way to find out
February 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The snail-like beast spewed out a noxious #sludge that Sedot decided it'd be best to avoid.
He leapt back, baring his fangs.
"My turn!" He snapped, hood flaring around his serpentine face.
His venom could blind, he knew, but what he didn't know was if snails even had eyes.
Only one way to find out
He leapt back, baring his fangs.
"My turn!" He snapped, hood flaring around his serpentine face.
His venom could blind, he knew, but what he didn't know was if snails even had eyes.
Only one way to find out
Love the Original Trek, just look at that alien
January 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Love the Original Trek, just look at that alien
Cool fungus seen on my walk yesterday #fungusfriends
January 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Cool fungus seen on my walk yesterday #fungusfriends
Love the variety of artwork for The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. #Tolkien fans, whats your favourite? Quite like this Oscar Chichoni piece of Frodo, Sam and Gollum
December 3, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Love the variety of artwork for The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. #Tolkien fans, whats your favourite? Quite like this Oscar Chichoni piece of Frodo, Sam and Gollum
"He is Loe H'tacm. Foretold to save our people and destroy the invaders." The priest roared with zealous glee.
Von Chank looked at the approaching warrior with the gleaming, jewel encrusted sword and raised his bolter.
"Foretell this, heretic."
A single shot ended the uprising
#warhammer40k #fanfic
Von Chank looked at the approaching warrior with the gleaming, jewel encrusted sword and raised his bolter.
"Foretell this, heretic."
A single shot ended the uprising
#warhammer40k #fanfic
April 12, 2024 at 10:02 AM
"He is Loe H'tacm. Foretold to save our people and destroy the invaders." The priest roared with zealous glee.
Von Chank looked at the approaching warrior with the gleaming, jewel encrusted sword and raised his bolter.
"Foretell this, heretic."
A single shot ended the uprising
#warhammer40k #fanfic
Von Chank looked at the approaching warrior with the gleaming, jewel encrusted sword and raised his bolter.
"Foretell this, heretic."
A single shot ended the uprising
#warhammer40k #fanfic
"Computer! Where are the samples?"
"Purged as requested."
"By who?!"
"Request made from your datapad, doctor."
Jack looked at the pad on the bedside table.
Reachable.
At a stretch.
He gawped his hand.
The cybernetic prosthetic was made by Tezon.
The cover-up was done
"Purged as requested."
"By who?!"
"Request made from your datapad, doctor."
Jack looked at the pad on the bedside table.
Reachable.
At a stretch.
He gawped his hand.
The cybernetic prosthetic was made by Tezon.
The cover-up was done
January 26, 2024 at 11:19 PM
"Computer! Where are the samples?"
"Purged as requested."
"By who?!"
"Request made from your datapad, doctor."
Jack looked at the pad on the bedside table.
Reachable.
At a stretch.
He gawped his hand.
The cybernetic prosthetic was made by Tezon.
The cover-up was done
"Purged as requested."
"By who?!"
"Request made from your datapad, doctor."
Jack looked at the pad on the bedside table.
Reachable.
At a stretch.
He gawped his hand.
The cybernetic prosthetic was made by Tezon.
The cover-up was done
Catch
Tychecles' penance, ordered by the king was to capture a oread.
It took months, countless hunts on the slopes, failed traps and increasingly desperate schemes.
But finally he managed to catch the nymph
That was when his troubles began
Tychecles' penance, ordered by the king was to capture a oread.
It took months, countless hunts on the slopes, failed traps and increasingly desperate schemes.
But finally he managed to catch the nymph
That was when his troubles began
January 17, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Catch
Tychecles' penance, ordered by the king was to capture a oread.
It took months, countless hunts on the slopes, failed traps and increasingly desperate schemes.
But finally he managed to catch the nymph
That was when his troubles began
Tychecles' penance, ordered by the king was to capture a oread.
It took months, countless hunts on the slopes, failed traps and increasingly desperate schemes.
But finally he managed to catch the nymph
That was when his troubles began
Book 2! Legion by Dan Abnett Not my favourite of the Horus Heresy books so far, it has some good points and highlights the infighting, intolerance and arrogance of the Imperium. It also has a nasty sting in the tail as the motives of the most secretive Space Marine legion is revealed. 7/10
January 12, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Book 2! Legion by Dan Abnett Not my favourite of the Horus Heresy books so far, it has some good points and highlights the infighting, intolerance and arrogance of the Imperium. It also has a nasty sting in the tail as the motives of the most secretive Space Marine legion is revealed. 7/10
Death Knell
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."
Elathien got hers at the sounding of Earth's death knell.
Her wings forged in starflame to avenge the Creator's favourite world.
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."
Elathien got hers at the sounding of Earth's death knell.
Her wings forged in starflame to avenge the Creator's favourite world.
January 8, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Death Knell
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."
Elathien got hers at the sounding of Earth's death knell.
Her wings forged in starflame to avenge the Creator's favourite world.
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."
Elathien got hers at the sounding of Earth's death knell.
Her wings forged in starflame to avenge the Creator's favourite world.
Book 1 of 2024- Krieg by Steve Lyons. A solid and gritty Wahammer 40k book about the grim, determined and fearless Death Korps. A solid read with some good action but the characters are a bit dull. 6/10
January 6, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Book 1 of 2024- Krieg by Steve Lyons. A solid and gritty Wahammer 40k book about the grim, determined and fearless Death Korps. A solid read with some good action but the characters are a bit dull. 6/10
"Northrook, you're under arrest. Sedition. Hand over your weapons."
"You'll address me as 'my Lord'."
"Weapons."
"I'll not surrender to some Smithy. I'd die first."
"Suits me. Less paperwork."
Northrook went for his sabre.
Farrier was faster.
The blade never left its scabbard
"You'll address me as 'my Lord'."
"Weapons."
"I'll not surrender to some Smithy. I'd die first."
"Suits me. Less paperwork."
Northrook went for his sabre.
Farrier was faster.
The blade never left its scabbard
January 4, 2024 at 4:00 PM
"Northrook, you're under arrest. Sedition. Hand over your weapons."
"You'll address me as 'my Lord'."
"Weapons."
"I'll not surrender to some Smithy. I'd die first."
"Suits me. Less paperwork."
Northrook went for his sabre.
Farrier was faster.
The blade never left its scabbard
"You'll address me as 'my Lord'."
"Weapons."
"I'll not surrender to some Smithy. I'd die first."
"Suits me. Less paperwork."
Northrook went for his sabre.
Farrier was faster.
The blade never left its scabbard
Possessed
"Excuse me."
The old lady wasn't the usual type to come into Baphomet's Boutique. She wasn't wearing enough black.
"I'm looking for an exorcist."
Jay was surprised.
"In here?!" He gestured at the occult symbols.
"My daughter's possessed by an angel. And I want rid of the prick!"
"Excuse me."
The old lady wasn't the usual type to come into Baphomet's Boutique. She wasn't wearing enough black.
"I'm looking for an exorcist."
Jay was surprised.
"In here?!" He gestured at the occult symbols.
"My daughter's possessed by an angel. And I want rid of the prick!"
January 2, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Possessed
"Excuse me."
The old lady wasn't the usual type to come into Baphomet's Boutique. She wasn't wearing enough black.
"I'm looking for an exorcist."
Jay was surprised.
"In here?!" He gestured at the occult symbols.
"My daughter's possessed by an angel. And I want rid of the prick!"
"Excuse me."
The old lady wasn't the usual type to come into Baphomet's Boutique. She wasn't wearing enough black.
"I'm looking for an exorcist."
Jay was surprised.
"In here?!" He gestured at the occult symbols.
"My daughter's possessed by an angel. And I want rid of the prick!"
Maligned
He'd warned them.
In return he'd been maligned and smeared.
Now, as the robots rebelled he felt a twinge of bittersweet satisfaction.
The ridiculousness of the human ego. Facing doom and still glad to have been proven right.
Outside the machines drew closer
He'd warned them.
In return he'd been maligned and smeared.
Now, as the robots rebelled he felt a twinge of bittersweet satisfaction.
The ridiculousness of the human ego. Facing doom and still glad to have been proven right.
Outside the machines drew closer
January 1, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Maligned
He'd warned them.
In return he'd been maligned and smeared.
Now, as the robots rebelled he felt a twinge of bittersweet satisfaction.
The ridiculousness of the human ego. Facing doom and still glad to have been proven right.
Outside the machines drew closer
He'd warned them.
In return he'd been maligned and smeared.
Now, as the robots rebelled he felt a twinge of bittersweet satisfaction.
The ridiculousness of the human ego. Facing doom and still glad to have been proven right.
Outside the machines drew closer
Cannot
"Stop this!" The Baroness shrieked, staring at the bloody field around her.
"Unfortunately, I cannot." The grim warrior said.
"This isn't what I want."
"You called forth a champion of vengeance." The rough voice seemed tinged with regret. "I will not stop. Until all are dead"
"Stop this!" The Baroness shrieked, staring at the bloody field around her.
"Unfortunately, I cannot." The grim warrior said.
"This isn't what I want."
"You called forth a champion of vengeance." The rough voice seemed tinged with regret. "I will not stop. Until all are dead"
December 25, 2023 at 6:46 PM
Cannot
"Stop this!" The Baroness shrieked, staring at the bloody field around her.
"Unfortunately, I cannot." The grim warrior said.
"This isn't what I want."
"You called forth a champion of vengeance." The rough voice seemed tinged with regret. "I will not stop. Until all are dead"
"Stop this!" The Baroness shrieked, staring at the bloody field around her.
"Unfortunately, I cannot." The grim warrior said.
"This isn't what I want."
"You called forth a champion of vengeance." The rough voice seemed tinged with regret. "I will not stop. Until all are dead"