Matthew
@nuthrmattwright.bsky.social
Aerospace Engineering Designer, Meathier, Veteran, Maker, Dungeon Master, Wild Magic Sorcerer
Much like the Japanese delicacy Fugu, when cut correctly by a Master Sandwich Artist, faint giggles, or even the coveted guffaw, might be heard throughout the otherwise depressing sandwich shop.
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Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half
YONKERS, NY—Two years into his employment at the fast food eatery, Subway employee Gabe Winthrop reported Thursday that he is still shaken by the earsplitting shrieks made by the sandwiches every time...
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November 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Much like the Japanese delicacy Fugu, when cut correctly by a Master Sandwich Artist, faint giggles, or even the coveted guffaw, might be heard throughout the otherwise depressing sandwich shop.
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Snap Tray
SNAP TRAY is an innovative method to deliver model kits and miniatures. The SNAP TRAY is an entirely 3D printed tray full of models, interesting terrain and bonus content. Simply "SNAP" the parts from...
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October 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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It's meaningful that this is Santos. He has no friends. He has no power. He has no influence. This isn't the kind of corruption where Trump gets money or favors. This is a message: no matter how big an asshole you are or how much everyone hates you, the law does not bind you if you are a Republican.
I think at this point it’s fair to say that we’re no longer under the rule of law.
Trump Orders Santos to Be Freed From Prison ‘Immediately’ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/u...
Trump Orders Santos to Be Freed From Prison ‘Immediately’ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/u...
Trump Orders Santos to Be Freed From Prison ‘Immediately’
www.nytimes.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It's meaningful that this is Santos. He has no friends. He has no power. He has no influence. This isn't the kind of corruption where Trump gets money or favors. This is a message: no matter how big an asshole you are or how much everyone hates you, the law does not bind you if you are a Republican.
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The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
October 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
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"Practice being brave now, don’t wait for some special moment at the end to be a hero."
This is excellent. open.substack.com/pub/peaceful...
This is excellent. open.substack.com/pub/peaceful...
Defeating Fascism The Easy Way
Fighting fascism when peaceful means may still be a possibility
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September 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"Practice being brave now, don’t wait for some special moment at the end to be a hero."
This is excellent. open.substack.com/pub/peaceful...
This is excellent. open.substack.com/pub/peaceful...
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Study: Elephants Only Other Species Capable Of Leveraging Synergies In Brand Portfolio theonion.com/study-e...
August 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Study: Elephants Only Other Species Capable Of Leveraging Synergies In Brand Portfolio theonion.com/study-e...
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[Today 3:19PM] You can share this link as long as you remind them not to click it until 12:01am PDT: mcdm.gg/rpg
July 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
[Today 3:19PM] You can share this link as long as you remind them not to click it until 12:01am PDT: mcdm.gg/rpg
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One thing that makes me laugh is that if we get out of all of this we’ll go “well thank goodness THAT won’t happen again” and go back to doing the same dumb shit
July 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
One thing that makes me laugh is that if we get out of all of this we’ll go “well thank goodness THAT won’t happen again” and go back to doing the same dumb shit
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Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
July 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
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Beadle & Grimm's paid me .25/word in 2023. Haunted Table paid me $.25/w plus royalties in 2023. MCDM pays me .35/word plus $50/hr in 2025. Several other companies that I can't yet name, have paid me .25/w.
If you want to pay a competitive rate for ttrpg design in 2025, you start at .25/word.
If you want to pay a competitive rate for ttrpg design in 2025, you start at .25/word.
June 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Beadle & Grimm's paid me .25/word in 2023. Haunted Table paid me $.25/w plus royalties in 2023. MCDM pays me .35/word plus $50/hr in 2025. Several other companies that I can't yet name, have paid me .25/w.
If you want to pay a competitive rate for ttrpg design in 2025, you start at .25/word.
If you want to pay a competitive rate for ttrpg design in 2025, you start at .25/word.
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Heyyy, are you looking for more ways to play free, anticapitalist games that give the earth a little break from overconsumption?
I just wrote an article about my sustainable game collection, Play With Your Own Junk, for Make Magazine! makezine.com/projects/pla...
I just wrote an article about my sustainable game collection, Play With Your Own Junk, for Make Magazine! makezine.com/projects/pla...
Play With Your Own Junk - Make:
Learn how to assemble and play professional-quality party games with the stuff you already have around the house.
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June 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Heyyy, are you looking for more ways to play free, anticapitalist games that give the earth a little break from overconsumption?
I just wrote an article about my sustainable game collection, Play With Your Own Junk, for Make Magazine! makezine.com/projects/pla...
I just wrote an article about my sustainable game collection, Play With Your Own Junk, for Make Magazine! makezine.com/projects/pla...
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No kings. ❌👑❌
June 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
No kings. ❌👑❌
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I am at an event in Los Angeles and true to the administration’s claims it is violent, bloody, profane, and full of murderers and dangerous evil people. I mean it’s a group of middle-aged guys playing D&D but it’s definitely all of that stuff.
June 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I am at an event in Los Angeles and true to the administration’s claims it is violent, bloody, profane, and full of murderers and dangerous evil people. I mean it’s a group of middle-aged guys playing D&D but it’s definitely all of that stuff.
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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![Comic. [rocket launching with a smaller rocket following] [caption] Aerospace Tip: Although the technique reduces atmospheric drag for many types of vehicles, you should *never* try to improve rocket launch efficiency through drafting.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreielrrgefwvrf7pdxyxkm2hofc5b42vswo64fbqyeh25zfinokzx3i@jpeg)
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Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito fairly and accurately represent the values and character of the people who put them there and who continue to support them.
May 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito fairly and accurately represent the values and character of the people who put them there and who continue to support them.
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Trans rights are human rights.
May 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Trans rights are human rights.