Colin Laney
@noydbmf.bsky.social
civis Americanus sum
Pseudonymous Minor Figure
Deputy Chief Sub-Underflunky: NonServiam AI;
Datastream Cowboy: Yellow Submarine of the Deep State;
Imagination is wetware-computed latent space;
All the Algorithm and all it wants;
Monetize the Eschaton
Pseudonymous Minor Figure
Deputy Chief Sub-Underflunky: NonServiam AI;
Datastream Cowboy: Yellow Submarine of the Deep State;
Imagination is wetware-computed latent space;
All the Algorithm and all it wants;
Monetize the Eschaton
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Colin Laney
@noydbmf.bsky.social
· Jan 16
"So now they were headed into androgenic, systemic, multiplex, seriously bad shit, like she sort of already knew, figured everybody did, except for people who still said it wasn’t happening, and those people were mostly expecting the Second Coming anyway."
-- William Gibson, "The Peripheral", 2014
-- William Gibson, "The Peripheral", 2014
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Watch “Surviving Ohio State” on HBO. Spoiler alert: Here’s not a good guy.
Jim Jordan: "We're all for protecting innocent victims, we're all for exposing the bad guys who did bad guys who did bad things, but ... "
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Watch “Surviving Ohio State” on HBO. Spoiler alert: Here’s not a good guy.
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At least he was consistent. All the rest that refused to sign the discharge petition and spent months minimizing the scandal at every turn are no better.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
At least he was consistent. All the rest that refused to sign the discharge petition and spent months minimizing the scandal at every turn are no better.
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Fox chyron reads "ANTI-ICE PROTESTS ROCK CHARLOTTE" while in the background on their liveshot you can see people in frog and dinosaur costumes
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Fox chyron reads "ANTI-ICE PROTESTS ROCK CHARLOTTE" while in the background on their liveshot you can see people in frog and dinosaur costumes
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The only US lawmaker at COP30 tells nations to stand up to Trump.
Only US Lawmaker at COP30 Tells Nations to Stand Up to Trump
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse, the only representative of the US federal government showing up at this year’s United Nations climate summit, has a simple message for the almost 200 countries gathered in Brazil: When you’re facing President Donald Trump’s ire, don’t back down.
bloom.bg
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The only US lawmaker at COP30 tells nations to stand up to Trump.
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What does Lindsey think the military should do if they're given unlawful orders?
Lindsey Graham: "I don't think I've ever been on a show more unnerving than tonight. You've got US senators and members of the House suggesting to our men and women in the military that they should be disobeying unlawful orders issued by President Trump and his military."
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
What does Lindsey think the military should do if they're given unlawful orders?
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A group of emerging market and distressed debt hedge funds profited from double-digit rallies in Argentina’s US dollar bonds and other assets in October, as the US bailed out Javier Milei’s government and voters backed his party in critical elections. on.ft.com/4oZ6A96
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
A group of emerging market and distressed debt hedge funds profited from double-digit rallies in Argentina’s US dollar bonds and other assets in October, as the US bailed out Javier Milei’s government and voters backed his party in critical elections. on.ft.com/4oZ6A96
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"We believe that much of the absorption of tariffs has actually been in the value chain in the company margin and hasn't been passed on," says Goldman Sachs President and COO John Waldron at the Bloomberg New Economy Forum in Singapore.
Follow the latest here: bloom.bg/3K1ocCf
Follow the latest here: bloom.bg/3K1ocCf
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
"We believe that much of the absorption of tariffs has actually been in the value chain in the company margin and hasn't been passed on," says Goldman Sachs President and COO John Waldron at the Bloomberg New Economy Forum in Singapore.
Follow the latest here: bloom.bg/3K1ocCf
Follow the latest here: bloom.bg/3K1ocCf
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Plea negotiations with a Wisconsin judge accused of helping an immigrant evade federal agents are underway as her trial nears, the newly minted federal prosecutor overseeing the case said Tuesday.
Plea negotiations underway with Wisconsin judge accused of helping immigrant dodge agents
Plea negotiations with a Wisconsin judge accused of helping an immigrant evade federal agents are underway as her trial nears, the newly minted federal prosecutor overseeing the case said Tuesday.
trib.al
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Plea negotiations with a Wisconsin judge accused of helping an immigrant evade federal agents are underway as her trial nears, the newly minted federal prosecutor overseeing the case said Tuesday.
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An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
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lots of people turning up in my feed to lecture me about how I need to learn about housing policy. guys I have spent a decade writing professionally about housing policy. I've done multiple 50-metro studies of housing patterns. I am not a novice on this subject. this is specifically why we disagree.
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
lots of people turning up in my feed to lecture me about how I need to learn about housing policy. guys I have spent a decade writing professionally about housing policy. I've done multiple 50-metro studies of housing patterns. I am not a novice on this subject. this is specifically why we disagree.
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An emotional hearing in Washington reveals what caused the Key Bridge collapse. Also on The News4 Rundown: A family says it hired an estate sale company to sell thousands of dollars' worth of their belongings but never got paid for what was sold.
Key Bridge hearing reveals cause: The News4 Rundown
An emotional hearing in Washington reveals what caused the Key Bridge collapse. Also on The News4 Rundown: A family says it hired an estate sale company to sell thousands of dollars’ worth of their be...
www.nbcwashington.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
An emotional hearing in Washington reveals what caused the Key Bridge collapse. Also on The News4 Rundown: A family says it hired an estate sale company to sell thousands of dollars' worth of their belongings but never got paid for what was sold.
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Nancy Mace doing a depressed rant on Newsmax...
she needs therapy desperately, for multiple reasons.😐
she needs therapy desperately, for multiple reasons.😐
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Nancy Mace doing a depressed rant on Newsmax...
she needs therapy desperately, for multiple reasons.😐
she needs therapy desperately, for multiple reasons.😐
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Trump is hemorrhaging support. This is a failed administration.
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Trump is hemorrhaging support. This is a failed administration.
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Listen…If y’all want to talk honesty, then let’s be honest about all of it.
The promises, the hypocrisy, the receipts.
Because what you campaigned on and what you’re doing? Two very different things.
The promises, the hypocrisy, the receipts.
Because what you campaigned on and what you’re doing? Two very different things.
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Listen…If y’all want to talk honesty, then let’s be honest about all of it.
The promises, the hypocrisy, the receipts.
Because what you campaigned on and what you’re doing? Two very different things.
The promises, the hypocrisy, the receipts.
Because what you campaigned on and what you’re doing? Two very different things.
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“How could I celebrate when people who feed our city couldn’t even work?” the owner of Taquería Frontera said amidst ICE's siege on L.A.
The full story: lataco.com/ice-delay-ta...
By Erick Galindo
The full story: lataco.com/ice-delay-ta...
By Erick Galindo
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“How could I celebrate when people who feed our city couldn’t even work?” the owner of Taquería Frontera said amidst ICE's siege on L.A.
The full story: lataco.com/ice-delay-ta...
By Erick Galindo
The full story: lataco.com/ice-delay-ta...
By Erick Galindo
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JUST IN: Trump admin agrees not to repaint or powerwash Eisenhower Executive Office Building through Dec. 31, allowing judge more time to consider lawsuit opposing repainting plan. Doc:
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
EEOBHellerDec111825
www.documentcloud.org
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
JUST IN: Trump admin agrees not to repaint or powerwash Eisenhower Executive Office Building through Dec. 31, allowing judge more time to consider lawsuit opposing repainting plan. Doc:
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
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JUST IN: Hunter Biden asks judge to award $33 million in punitive damages against Overstock founder Patrick Byrne for defaulting in defamation suit Biden filed. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Default Judgment – #350 in Robert Hunter Biden v. Patrick M. Byrne (C.D. Cal., 2:23-cv-09430) – CourtListener.com
Default Judgment
storage.courtlistener.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
JUST IN: Hunter Biden asks judge to award $33 million in punitive damages against Overstock founder Patrick Byrne for defaulting in defamation suit Biden filed. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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For years, Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, abetted by a powerful circle of accomplices, committed heinous crimes against hundreds of girls and young women.
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
For years, Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, abetted by a powerful circle of accomplices, committed heinous crimes against hundreds of girls and young women.
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It’s deflating to learn that your parents have tickets to see David Byrne while you’re stuck with nothing but your old DVD of “Stop Making Sense.” I’ll take solace in the fact that nothing in his solo career can ever match this song or this particular performance of it.
Talking Heads - This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody) [Stop Making Sense]
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November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It’s deflating to learn that your parents have tickets to see David Byrne while you’re stuck with nothing but your old DVD of “Stop Making Sense.” I’ll take solace in the fact that nothing in his solo career can ever match this song or this particular performance of it.
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British intelligence is providing this to all UK lawmakers, warning of Chinese intelligence activities.
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
British intelligence is providing this to all UK lawmakers, warning of Chinese intelligence activities.
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Very much honored and surprised by this.
Congratulations to Matt Wuerker mwuerker.bsky.social on his 2025 Berryman win
www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/20...
www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/20...
Matt Wuerker Wins 2025 Berryman
The National Press Foundation has announced Matt Wuerker as the winner of the 2025 Clifford K. & James T. Berryman Award for Editorial Cartoons. Matt Wuerker of Politico has won the 2025 Clifford K. a...
www.dailycartoonist.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Very much honored and surprised by this.
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“You’re mentioning somebody that was extremely controversial,” Mr. Trump said, referring to the murdered columnist. “A lot of people didn’t like that gentleman that you’re talking about. Whether you like him, or didn’t like him, things happen."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“You’re mentioning somebody that was extremely controversial,” Mr. Trump said, referring to the murdered columnist. “A lot of people didn’t like that gentleman that you’re talking about. Whether you like him, or didn’t like him, things happen."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
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“.. The United States is now a nation run by public servants who behave no better than internet trolls ..
“.. Trump’s sexist comments are an attack on women’s dignity — and by making them, he strips the presidency of its dignity too.”
@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
“.. Trump’s sexist comments are an attack on women’s dignity — and by making them, he strips the presidency of its dignity too.”
@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“.. The United States is now a nation run by public servants who behave no better than internet trolls ..
“.. Trump’s sexist comments are an attack on women’s dignity — and by making them, he strips the presidency of its dignity too.”
@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
“.. Trump’s sexist comments are an attack on women’s dignity — and by making them, he strips the presidency of its dignity too.”
@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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Trump is concerned the Epstein victims are getting too much attention
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Trump is concerned the Epstein victims are getting too much attention