Colin Laney
@noydbmf.bsky.social
civis Americanus sum
Pseudonymous Minor Figure
Deputy Chief Sub-Underflunky: NonServiam AI;
Datastream Cowboy: Yellow Submarine of the Deep State;
Imagination is wetware-computed latent space;
All the Algorithm and all it wants;
Monetize the Eschaton
Pseudonymous Minor Figure
Deputy Chief Sub-Underflunky: NonServiam AI;
Datastream Cowboy: Yellow Submarine of the Deep State;
Imagination is wetware-computed latent space;
All the Algorithm and all it wants;
Monetize the Eschaton
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Colin Laney
@noydbmf.bsky.social
· Jan 16
"So now they were headed into androgenic, systemic, multiplex, seriously bad shit, like she sort of already knew, figured everybody did, except for people who still said it wasn’t happening, and those people were mostly expecting the Second Coming anyway."
-- William Gibson, "The Peripheral", 2014
-- William Gibson, "The Peripheral", 2014
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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
—George Orwell, 1984
A third of America eager swallows the sewage that FoxNews tells them is Prime Rib
—George Orwell, 1984
A third of America eager swallows the sewage that FoxNews tells them is Prime Rib
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
—George Orwell, 1984
A third of America eager swallows the sewage that FoxNews tells them is Prime Rib
—George Orwell, 1984
A third of America eager swallows the sewage that FoxNews tells them is Prime Rib
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Leavitt: "The deadly incident that took place yesterday in Minnesota yesterday occurred as a result of a larger, sinister left-wing movement that has spread across our country where our brave men and women of federal law enforcement are under organized attack."
January 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Leavitt: "The deadly incident that took place yesterday in Minnesota yesterday occurred as a result of a larger, sinister left-wing movement that has spread across our country where our brave men and women of federal law enforcement are under organized attack."
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Wish that members of this lunatic administration had the same energy about "complying with law enforcement " when it came to the insurrectionist who stormed the Capitol and assaulted law me and my coworkers. The mental gymnastics these clowns do is exhausting. Renee Nicole Good was murdered
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Wish that members of this lunatic administration had the same energy about "complying with law enforcement " when it came to the insurrectionist who stormed the Capitol and assaulted law me and my coworkers. The mental gymnastics these clowns do is exhausting. Renee Nicole Good was murdered
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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It is extremely embarrassing to all Americans that the vice president’s poll numbers are as high as they are rn and yes I’m aware of how low they are
JD Vance threatens Walz: "Tim Walz is a joke. His entire administration has been a joke. The idea that he is some sort of freedom fighter, he's not. He's a guy who has enabled fraud and maybe in fact has participated in fraud. That's what this new assistant AG position is going to find out"
January 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
It is extremely embarrassing to all Americans that the vice president’s poll numbers are as high as they are rn and yes I’m aware of how low they are
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🧊✈️ HEADS UP MINNESOTA‼️
🔸 Coast Guard C-130 (tail: 2002) associated with ICE operations is inbound from New Orleans to Saint Paul 👀
🔸 Coast Guard C-130 (tail: 2002) associated with ICE operations is inbound from New Orleans to Saint Paul 👀
January 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
🧊✈️ HEADS UP MINNESOTA‼️
🔸 Coast Guard C-130 (tail: 2002) associated with ICE operations is inbound from New Orleans to Saint Paul 👀
🔸 Coast Guard C-130 (tail: 2002) associated with ICE operations is inbound from New Orleans to Saint Paul 👀
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Some thoughts about the murder by ICE in Minnesota.
This is the time for all of us to demand much better and to show what’s right.
This is the time for all of us to demand much better and to show what’s right.
January 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Some thoughts about the murder by ICE in Minnesota.
This is the time for all of us to demand much better and to show what’s right.
This is the time for all of us to demand much better and to show what’s right.
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He’s welcome to try them out himself
Elon Musk says AI surgeons will be better than humans in just three years
Elon Musk says AI surgeons will be better than humans in just three years
Elon Musk says AI surgeons will be better than humans in just three years
www.independent.co.uk
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
He’s welcome to try them out himself
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The federal government is unrecognizable.
The White House is currently running politics of twisted nostalgia and restoring the dynamics of a bygone era. This is not normal.
The White House is currently running politics of twisted nostalgia and restoring the dynamics of a bygone era. This is not normal.
January 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The federal government is unrecognizable.
The White House is currently running politics of twisted nostalgia and restoring the dynamics of a bygone era. This is not normal.
The White House is currently running politics of twisted nostalgia and restoring the dynamics of a bygone era. This is not normal.
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“The move to cut Gabbard out of the meetings was so well-known that some White House aides joked that the acronym of her title, DNI, stood for “Do Not Invite.”
New: US spy chief Tulsi Gabbard was excluded from meetings on Venezuela, with aides joking her DNI title stood for "Do Not Invite."
US Spy Chief Gabbard Excluded From Maduro Plan Over Past Views
The White House excluded Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard from months of planning to oust Nicolas Maduro because her previous opposition to military action in Venezuela cast doubt on her willingness to support the operation, people familiar with the matter said.
bloom.bg
January 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
“The move to cut Gabbard out of the meetings was so well-known that some White House aides joked that the acronym of her title, DNI, stood for “Do Not Invite.”
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Patch Cisco ISE bug now before attackers abuse proof-of-concept exploit
Patch Cisco ISE bug now before attackers abuse proof-of-concept exploit
No reports of active exploitation … yet
Cisco patched a bug in its Identity Services Engine (ISE) and ISE Passive Identity Connector (ISE-PIC) products that allows remote attackers with admin-level privileges to access sensitive information - and warned that a public, proof-of-concept exploit for the flaw exists online.…
dlvr.it
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Patch Cisco ISE bug now before attackers abuse proof-of-concept exploit
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I hate it when people figure out that what I’m really doing is defending Trump
It’s @radiofreetom.bsky.social who seems to be defending Trump—because he’s not as bad as Ceaușescu (yet).
Never again will we wonder how countries end up with ruthless dictators who hurt their own people—it’s because so many refuse to see the obvious signs of cruelty right before their eyes…1/2
Never again will we wonder how countries end up with ruthless dictators who hurt their own people—it’s because so many refuse to see the obvious signs of cruelty right before their eyes…1/2
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I hate it when people figure out that what I’m really doing is defending Trump
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Couchfucking quisling
JD Vance accuses the slain Renee Good of perpetrating "an attack on federal law enforcement, an attack on law and order, and attack on the American people"
"That woman was there to interfere with a legitimate law enforcement operation," he adds, repeatedly referring to her as "that woman"
"That woman was there to interfere with a legitimate law enforcement operation," he adds, repeatedly referring to her as "that woman"
January 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Couchfucking quisling
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A traffic dispute in Minnesota has led Democrats to indulge in obscenities and harsh language about ICE agents. Does the Left have an anger problem?
Tonight on @cbsnews.com
Tonight on @cbsnews.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
A traffic dispute in Minnesota has led Democrats to indulge in obscenities and harsh language about ICE agents. Does the Left have an anger problem?
Tonight on @cbsnews.com
Tonight on @cbsnews.com
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Ellison: "State authorities can investigate anyway. We don't need their authority. It's at least arguable that there's a violation of MN statues here. All of them depend on an investigation though. And the federal govt can't stop MN from doing it's own, but I would hope it wouldn't come to that."
January 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Ellison: "State authorities can investigate anyway. We don't need their authority. It's at least arguable that there's a violation of MN statues here. All of them depend on an investigation though. And the federal govt can't stop MN from doing it's own, but I would hope it wouldn't come to that."
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Moskowitz on Noem: "Is she hiding her face like her ICE agents now? By the way - is this what the $800b went to? Every day we see her after some new tragedy, she's wearing a different outfit with a different hat. She looks ridiculous. She deserves to be removed from her job, & if not impeached."
January 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Moskowitz on Noem: "Is she hiding her face like her ICE agents now? By the way - is this what the $800b went to? Every day we see her after some new tragedy, she's wearing a different outfit with a different hat. She looks ridiculous. She deserves to be removed from her job, & if not impeached."
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Walz: "I asked Secretary Noem how she would've felt had President Biden sent 2,000 troops into Rapid City, South Dakota, and she said she would've welcomed them. I leave that for the folks of South Dakota to determine."
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Walz: "I asked Secretary Noem how she would've felt had President Biden sent 2,000 troops into Rapid City, South Dakota, and she said she would've welcomed them. I leave that for the folks of South Dakota to determine."
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"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed
January 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed
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Q: “The head of the Minnesota state investigations agency said that they've been cut out of the investigation into the fatal shooting…Can you explain that reversal?”
Noem: “They have not been cut out. They don't have jurisdiction in this investigation.”
Noem: “They have not been cut out. They don't have jurisdiction in this investigation.”
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Q: “The head of the Minnesota state investigations agency said that they've been cut out of the investigation into the fatal shooting…Can you explain that reversal?”
Noem: “They have not been cut out. They don't have jurisdiction in this investigation.”
Noem: “They have not been cut out. They don't have jurisdiction in this investigation.”
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This photo was taken just as the ICE agent killed a 37-year old American citizen and mother who had just dropped off her 6-year old daughter at school. The officer is not in danger and was not injured. There is no riot. (Trump lies.) He is standing at the open window and killing the woman.
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
This photo was taken just as the ICE agent killed a 37-year old American citizen and mother who had just dropped off her 6-year old daughter at school. The officer is not in danger and was not injured. There is no riot. (Trump lies.) He is standing at the open window and killing the woman.
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Section 1-16.200 of the DOJ Manual on use of force regulations governing federal police makes it even more clear that the killing in Minneapolis was murder. The DOJ manual prohibits discharging a weapon under those circumstances.
January 8, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Section 1-16.200 of the DOJ Manual on use of force regulations governing federal police makes it even more clear that the killing in Minneapolis was murder. The DOJ manual prohibits discharging a weapon under those circumstances.
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Is this in response to orders from Russia's Putin? Certainly withdrawing from key groups - many of which were founded by the US in its own interest - weakens our ability to achieve our goals abroad. Exactly what Putin and other adversaries seek.
Trump withdraws U.S. from dozens of international organizations, treaties
www.upi.com
Trump withdraws U.S. from dozens of international organizations, treaties - UPI.com
twp.ai
January 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Is this in response to orders from Russia's Putin? Certainly withdrawing from key groups - many of which were founded by the US in its own interest - weakens our ability to achieve our goals abroad. Exactly what Putin and other adversaries seek.
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I don't think I have the heart to do a lot of politics posting myself aside from reskeets atm but I would like to, sincerely and with no snark, suggest something.
Be glad that every facet of the Democratic Party is decrying this murder. Do not do the enemy's work for them by quibbling over phrasing
Be glad that every facet of the Democratic Party is decrying this murder. Do not do the enemy's work for them by quibbling over phrasing
January 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I don't think I have the heart to do a lot of politics posting myself aside from reskeets atm but I would like to, sincerely and with no snark, suggest something.
Be glad that every facet of the Democratic Party is decrying this murder. Do not do the enemy's work for them by quibbling over phrasing
Be glad that every facet of the Democratic Party is decrying this murder. Do not do the enemy's work for them by quibbling over phrasing
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RUSTY BRAZIEL, to Cramer:
".. gonna be a long, long time before Venezuela floods the world. .. Another 400, 500-thousand barrels a day .. that is not going to flood the world. And when we're talking about spending? Tens or hundreds of billions of dollars .. We're probably maybe a decade out."
".. gonna be a long, long time before Venezuela floods the world. .. Another 400, 500-thousand barrels a day .. that is not going to flood the world. And when we're talking about spending? Tens or hundreds of billions of dollars .. We're probably maybe a decade out."
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
RUSTY BRAZIEL, to Cramer:
".. gonna be a long, long time before Venezuela floods the world. .. Another 400, 500-thousand barrels a day .. that is not going to flood the world. And when we're talking about spending? Tens or hundreds of billions of dollars .. We're probably maybe a decade out."
".. gonna be a long, long time before Venezuela floods the world. .. Another 400, 500-thousand barrels a day .. that is not going to flood the world. And when we're talking about spending? Tens or hundreds of billions of dollars .. We're probably maybe a decade out."
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Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.