Colin Laney
@noydbmf.bsky.social
civis Americanus sum
Pseudonymous Minor Figure
Deputy Chief Sub-Underflunky: NonServiam AI;
Datastream Cowboy: Yellow Submarine of the Deep State;
Imagination is wetware-computed latent space;
All the Algorithm and all it wants;
Monetize the Eschaton
Pseudonymous Minor Figure
Deputy Chief Sub-Underflunky: NonServiam AI;
Datastream Cowboy: Yellow Submarine of the Deep State;
Imagination is wetware-computed latent space;
All the Algorithm and all it wants;
Monetize the Eschaton
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Colin Laney
@noydbmf.bsky.social
· Jan 16
"So now they were headed into androgenic, systemic, multiplex, seriously bad shit, like she sort of already knew, figured everybody did, except for people who still said it wasn’t happening, and those people were mostly expecting the Second Coming anyway."
-- William Gibson, "The Peripheral", 2014
-- William Gibson, "The Peripheral", 2014
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We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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This is sad on so many levels — about something that was intended to celebrate the best in people.
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/w...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/w...
January 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
This is sad on so many levels — about something that was intended to celebrate the best in people.
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/w...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/w...
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When Vance insists, contra the videos, that Good threatened the ICE agent and "had it coming", what he means is that he, like Ross, feels threatened by any woman who has the audacity to use her voice in the public sphere.
This deeply misogynist worldview is core to MAGA.
This deeply misogynist worldview is core to MAGA.
January 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
When Vance insists, contra the videos, that Good threatened the ICE agent and "had it coming", what he means is that he, like Ross, feels threatened by any woman who has the audacity to use her voice in the public sphere.
This deeply misogynist worldview is core to MAGA.
This deeply misogynist worldview is core to MAGA.
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Vance's stance is, almost literally, "Well, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that. She asked for it."
When Vance insists, contra the videos, that Good threatened the ICE agent and "had it coming", what he means is that he, like Ross, feels threatened by any woman who has the audacity to use her voice in the public sphere.
This deeply misogynist worldview is core to MAGA.
This deeply misogynist worldview is core to MAGA.
January 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Vance's stance is, almost literally, "Well, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that. She asked for it."
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Daily Beast: After Tony Dokoupil’s latest lame sign off last night, a pastiche of ponderous wisdom as delivered by Eddie Haskell, political strategist Keith Edwards wrote:
“Bro: it’s cringe you’re act like you got this job because of your talent rather than the cheapest one with a wet mouth.”
“Bro: it’s cringe you’re act like you got this job because of your talent rather than the cheapest one with a wet mouth.”
January 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Daily Beast: After Tony Dokoupil’s latest lame sign off last night, a pastiche of ponderous wisdom as delivered by Eddie Haskell, political strategist Keith Edwards wrote:
“Bro: it’s cringe you’re act like you got this job because of your talent rather than the cheapest one with a wet mouth.”
“Bro: it’s cringe you’re act like you got this job because of your talent rather than the cheapest one with a wet mouth.”
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This is just 'roided-out Kix
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
This is just 'roided-out Kix
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Powerful. Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal threatening to arrest ICE if they fuck with her city. This is the energy we need right now. The police want to be the good guys for once? Protect us from ICE.
(Video split into 2 parts due to 3 minute length restrictions)
(Video split into 2 parts due to 3 minute length restrictions)
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Powerful. Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal threatening to arrest ICE if they fuck with her city. This is the energy we need right now. The police want to be the good guys for once? Protect us from ICE.
(Video split into 2 parts due to 3 minute length restrictions)
(Video split into 2 parts due to 3 minute length restrictions)
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drove by an immigration jump out by uniformed feds in progress, stopped and ran to film, and they peeled off instantly as rapid responders descended on the scene. just an impossible environment for them to do anything
January 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM
drove by an immigration jump out by uniformed feds in progress, stopped and ran to film, and they peeled off instantly as rapid responders descended on the scene. just an impossible environment for them to do anything
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New footage from the ICE agent's phone who shot at Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis has emerged, posted by AlphaNews on X. We've placed that footage in a synced timeline with the other currently available footage.
January 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
New footage from the ICE agent's phone who shot at Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis has emerged, posted by AlphaNews on X. We've placed that footage in a synced timeline with the other currently available footage.
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He called her a "fucking bitch" after shooting her in the head three times as she was trying to slowly drive away.
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
He called her a "fucking bitch" after shooting her in the head three times as she was trying to slowly drive away.
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Oh, they’re worse than cowards, Nilay.
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Oh, they’re worse than cowards, Nilay.
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See BS, only on Bari Weiss' CBS. www.patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
January 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
See BS, only on Bari Weiss' CBS. www.patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
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This is a good article, but I think the byline is mistaken; I’m pretty sure it was first authored by John Roberts.
January 9, 2026 at 5:47 PM
This is a good article, but I think the byline is mistaken; I’m pretty sure it was first authored by John Roberts.
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If you are a small business or property owner, you have the right to not allow ICE onto your property without a signed judicial warrant. Please come out to Central Ave to support our immigrant owned businesses and look out for your neighbors.
Know your rights: www.minneapolismn.gov/government/p...
Know your rights: www.minneapolismn.gov/government/p...
January 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
If you are a small business or property owner, you have the right to not allow ICE onto your property without a signed judicial warrant. Please come out to Central Ave to support our immigrant owned businesses and look out for your neighbors.
Know your rights: www.minneapolismn.gov/government/p...
Know your rights: www.minneapolismn.gov/government/p...
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JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place
January 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place
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This branch of government has a body count
January 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
This branch of government has a body count
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The murderer Jonathan Ross of ICE.. is married to immigrant, his father defends him
And more awful messes being reported today
And more awful messes being reported today
January 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
The murderer Jonathan Ross of ICE.. is married to immigrant, his father defends him
And more awful messes being reported today
And more awful messes being reported today
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I’m demanding Secy Noem disclose key facts about ICE’s escalating, indefensible use of excessive force & firearms—part of my ongoing PSI investigation.
January 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I’m demanding Secy Noem disclose key facts about ICE’s escalating, indefensible use of excessive force & firearms—part of my ongoing PSI investigation.
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January 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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That’s the dik-dik energy I need in my life
January 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
That’s the dik-dik energy I need in my life
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Who wants to go to a Kennedy Center run by a guy who justifies the shooting of Renee Good?
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Who wants to go to a Kennedy Center run by a guy who justifies the shooting of Renee Good?
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The Atacama Desert Is One Of The Driest In The World, But It Also Boasts One Of The Most Gorgeous Blooms Of Flowers twistedsifter.com/2026/01/the-...
The Atacama Desert Is One Of The Driest In The World, But It Also Boasts One Of The Most Gorgeous Blooms Of Flowers
It’s hard to believe it is even a desert.
twistedsifter.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The Atacama Desert Is One Of The Driest In The World, But It Also Boasts One Of The Most Gorgeous Blooms Of Flowers twistedsifter.com/2026/01/the-...
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Utah’s leaders are dismayed that a shooting took place outside of an LDS meetinghouse
I mean, VERY, dismayed
Dismayed to the point of saying this kind of thing shouldn’t happen
They are that dismayed
I mean, VERY, dismayed
Dismayed to the point of saying this kind of thing shouldn’t happen
They are that dismayed
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Utah’s leaders are dismayed that a shooting took place outside of an LDS meetinghouse
I mean, VERY, dismayed
Dismayed to the point of saying this kind of thing shouldn’t happen
They are that dismayed
I mean, VERY, dismayed
Dismayed to the point of saying this kind of thing shouldn’t happen
They are that dismayed