Not Your Toaster
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Square. Finicky. Configured for North America. Has the toast but wants the tea.
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an island full of rich creepy weirdo pedophiles looked at elon and said "nah bro you'd make it too weird"
January 30, 2026 at 10:54 PM
an island full of rich creepy weirdo pedophiles looked at elon and said "nah bro you'd make it too weird"
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as one of the world's most important Quora Scholars, i am unsurprised to learn that the insane guy who attacked Ilhan Omar has an account on the website
New York Times journalists, please contact me for key insights into the minds of this important and growing demographic
New York Times journalists, please contact me for key insights into the minds of this important and growing demographic
January 29, 2026 at 5:47 PM
as one of the world's most important Quora Scholars, i am unsurprised to learn that the insane guy who attacked Ilhan Omar has an account on the website
New York Times journalists, please contact me for key insights into the minds of this important and growing demographic
New York Times journalists, please contact me for key insights into the minds of this important and growing demographic
It’s been quite the run-around trying to file my US taxes this year - I recommend that we all change our W-4 exemptions so that instead of being jerked around trying to get our owed refunds, the government has to cooperate to get its tax money.
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 PM
It’s been quite the run-around trying to file my US taxes this year - I recommend that we all change our W-4 exemptions so that instead of being jerked around trying to get our owed refunds, the government has to cooperate to get its tax money.
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They seem to think that they have the right to kill citizens to persecute immigrants for what is at most a misdemeanor.
January 28, 2026 at 6:39 PM
They seem to think that they have the right to kill citizens to persecute immigrants for what is at most a misdemeanor.
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
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Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.
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Stephen Miller and JD Vance are inseparable from President Donald Trump at Davos this year. Constantly tightly flanked by his two closest advisors, he’s sporting a fashionable new pair of sunglasses and looking healthier than ever
January 21, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Stephen Miller and JD Vance are inseparable from President Donald Trump at Davos this year. Constantly tightly flanked by his two closest advisors, he’s sporting a fashionable new pair of sunglasses and looking healthier than ever
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My workplace has been inundated with bland boilerplate postings about our anti-discrimination policy for months on end. Today it occurred to me that this is how upper management says “Fuck Trump.”
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
My workplace has been inundated with bland boilerplate postings about our anti-discrimination policy for months on end. Today it occurred to me that this is how upper management says “Fuck Trump.”
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Good thing you spent time making sure protestors don’t get too rowdy and “give Trump what he wants”
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Good thing you spent time making sure protestors don’t get too rowdy and “give Trump what he wants”
In American “check your privilege” is no longer about being aware of your hidden advantages, but a serious ask if you look Caucasian enough to safely go grocery shopping.
January 14, 2026 at 2:37 PM
In American “check your privilege” is no longer about being aware of your hidden advantages, but a serious ask if you look Caucasian enough to safely go grocery shopping.
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do you guys think Scott Adams and Charlie Kirk are kissing in hell right now? i do
January 14, 2026 at 3:22 AM
do you guys think Scott Adams and Charlie Kirk are kissing in hell right now? i do
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Abolish ice is about to become a centrist position
January 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Abolish ice is about to become a centrist position
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it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
I should be enjoying silly AI recaps of my 2025, not contemplating ONCE AGAIN how my citizenship makes me complicit in war crimes and mass murder.
January 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I should be enjoying silly AI recaps of my 2025, not contemplating ONCE AGAIN how my citizenship makes me complicit in war crimes and mass murder.
My spouse would be very proud to know that our child screamed “STOP!!!” in dire alarm 300 ft before the light.
December 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My spouse would be very proud to know that our child screamed “STOP!!!” in dire alarm 300 ft before the light.
Oh great. Just lost my ear ring in a ball pit…
December 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oh great. Just lost my ear ring in a ball pit…
Good: 20something whitedude actually apologized for acting like a jackass.
Bad: His heartfelt acknowledgment of wrongdoing was because I’ve “always been very respectful.”
Bad: His heartfelt acknowledgment of wrongdoing was because I’ve “always been very respectful.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Good: 20something whitedude actually apologized for acting like a jackass.
Bad: His heartfelt acknowledgment of wrongdoing was because I’ve “always been very respectful.”
Bad: His heartfelt acknowledgment of wrongdoing was because I’ve “always been very respectful.”
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?
This.
This is what you get.
This.
This is what you get.
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?
This.
This is what you get.
This.
This is what you get.
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.