Not Your Toaster
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My spouse would be very proud to know that our child screamed “STOP!!!” in dire alarm 300 ft before the light.
December 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My spouse would be very proud to know that our child screamed “STOP!!!” in dire alarm 300 ft before the light.
Oh great. Just lost my ear ring in a ball pit…
December 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oh great. Just lost my ear ring in a ball pit…
Good: 20something whitedude actually apologized for acting like a jackass.
Bad: His heartfelt acknowledgment of wrongdoing was because I’ve “always been very respectful.”
Bad: His heartfelt acknowledgment of wrongdoing was because I’ve “always been very respectful.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Good: 20something whitedude actually apologized for acting like a jackass.
Bad: His heartfelt acknowledgment of wrongdoing was because I’ve “always been very respectful.”
Bad: His heartfelt acknowledgment of wrongdoing was because I’ve “always been very respectful.”
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?
This.
This is what you get.
This.
This is what you get.
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?
This.
This is what you get.
This.
This is what you get.
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
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For those who don't have the right to have Covid it will cost 144 dollars. If you don't have the money sorry? Others who do pass the rules they do get the free Covid. Some will have to drive to B.C. if you have a car? Then those who are house bound,sorry hopefully you won't have the flu or Covid.
October 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
For those who don't have the right to have Covid it will cost 144 dollars. If you don't have the money sorry? Others who do pass the rules they do get the free Covid. Some will have to drive to B.C. if you have a car? Then those who are house bound,sorry hopefully you won't have the flu or Covid.
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Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
October 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
We might be an old married couple.
October 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
We might be an old married couple.
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So antifa is a terrorist organisation now!
September 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
So antifa is a terrorist organisation now!
Anyone else try to improve their unfashionable man’s wardrobe for SO LONG, that eventually he won the argument when that look inevitably came back around??
August 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Anyone else try to improve their unfashionable man’s wardrobe for SO LONG, that eventually he won the argument when that look inevitably came back around??
There’s obviously a story behind this.
August 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
There’s obviously a story behind this.
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Listen, everybody makes mistakes. The important thing now is to move on, learn nothing, and continue to scold The Woke Mob.
July 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Listen, everybody makes mistakes. The important thing now is to move on, learn nothing, and continue to scold The Woke Mob.
Furry Origin Story:
Mom: If you play too many video games, you’ll turn into a cow.
Preschooler: I want to be a cow! I WANNA BE A COOOW!!!!
Mom: If you play too many video games, you’ll turn into a cow.
Preschooler: I want to be a cow! I WANNA BE A COOOW!!!!
July 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Furry Origin Story:
Mom: If you play too many video games, you’ll turn into a cow.
Preschooler: I want to be a cow! I WANNA BE A COOOW!!!!
Mom: If you play too many video games, you’ll turn into a cow.
Preschooler: I want to be a cow! I WANNA BE A COOOW!!!!
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white people were a mistake.
July 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
white people were a mistake.
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July 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Amazing. Getting more reliable information from Reddit than I am the US government. Awesome.
July 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Amazing. Getting more reliable information from Reddit than I am the US government. Awesome.
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A State Department employee shared with PBS News an image from inside the department. The image includes a piece of paper taped to a mirror with the words, "Colleagues, if you remain: RESIST FASCISM. Remember the oath you vowed to uphold."
July 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
A State Department employee shared with PBS News an image from inside the department. The image includes a piece of paper taped to a mirror with the words, "Colleagues, if you remain: RESIST FASCISM. Remember the oath you vowed to uphold."
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