Nolan
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A common theme of Trump II is an utterly cowardly class of elites while everyday regular people have risen to the occasion
French bakery in Bed-Stuy offers free breakfast to SNAP card holders
French bakery in Bed-Stuy offers free breakfast to SNAP card holders
Beginning Nov. 1, when SNAP benefits are expected to be suspended, Je T’aime Patisserie will offer free breakfast to anyone who presents their EBT card from 7:30-10 a.m.
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October 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A common theme of Trump II is an utterly cowardly class of elites while everyday regular people have risen to the occasion
Rockwell was just begging for an audit
October 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Rockwell was just begging for an audit
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movie you’ve watched more than six times
August 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
movie you’ve watched more than six times
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never forget and not in the corny 9/11 sense. Literally never forget what they're doing to your neighbors in your communities
ICE arrested a woman in Bham this morning on her way to work. She’s been here since she was 7, got her Master’s in social work from Jacksonville State, has no criminal record, and works at the Hispanic and Immigrant Center of Alabama. And now she’ll likely be deported. www.change.org/p/demand-the...
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Demand the Release of Giovanna Hernandez
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August 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
never forget and not in the corny 9/11 sense. Literally never forget what they're doing to your neighbors in your communities
Tweeted a joke about Dean Cain in 2017. Someone in the comments tagged him, then I got this notification as I was eating a burrito and listening to Doug Loves Movies.
August 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Tweeted a joke about Dean Cain in 2017. Someone in the comments tagged him, then I got this notification as I was eating a burrito and listening to Doug Loves Movies.
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
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'Vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
July 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
'Vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
Instantly thought of like 10 more movies I regretted leaving off but no regrets about these ones being included.
June 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Instantly thought of like 10 more movies I regretted leaving off but no regrets about these ones being included.
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OK, here is your one-minute primer on the whole concept of "trickle down economics," from the obituary of Fred Smith, the founder of Fedex.
I mean, if you still can't see it, I have no hope for you.
I mean, if you still can't see it, I have no hope for you.
June 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
OK, here is your one-minute primer on the whole concept of "trickle down economics," from the obituary of Fred Smith, the founder of Fedex.
I mean, if you still can't see it, I have no hope for you.
I mean, if you still can't see it, I have no hope for you.
The satisfaction of putting the USB in right side up on the first try feels like it should be a 1 in 10 chance.
May 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The satisfaction of putting the USB in right side up on the first try feels like it should be a 1 in 10 chance.
There’s a chance the next pope could be an Italian guy named Pierbattista Pizzaballa, and I think collectively as a people, we need that win right now.
April 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
There’s a chance the next pope could be an Italian guy named Pierbattista Pizzaballa, and I think collectively as a people, we need that win right now.
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deporting people FOR PAYING THEIR TAXES
The IRS has agreed to share information with ICE to help locate people for deportation, court records show, a fundamental change in how the tax collector uses its tightly regulated records. nyti.ms/3XQ9vWk
April 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
deporting people FOR PAYING THEIR TAXES
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Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports
March 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports
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Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
ADP the rest of draft season
March 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
ADP the rest of draft season
I remember the street I was driving down when @katcorbett.bsky.social played this on KROQ the first time I heard it. All-timer.
February 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I remember the street I was driving down when @katcorbett.bsky.social played this on KROQ the first time I heard it. All-timer.
In less than one month, we’ve had a season worth of storylines that would’ve been rejected as too dumb for Veep.
Great news everyone it was so much more FUCKING STUPID than it may at first appear
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February 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
In less than one month, we’ve had a season worth of storylines that would’ve been rejected as too dumb for Veep.
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This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun
February 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun
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Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be
February 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be
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You: “Hey Jeff, you got any good 90s alt rock late night talk show performances?”
Me: “I have many..."
David Letterman
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Conan O'Brien
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Jon Stewart Show
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Me: “I have many..."
David Letterman
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Conan O'Brien
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Jon Stewart Show
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90s Indie Rock on David Letterman - YouTube
Late Show with David Letterman debuted in 1993 on CBS. His groundbreaking NBC show ran from 1982-1993. These are some of my favorite performances from both s...
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January 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You: “Hey Jeff, you got any good 90s alt rock late night talk show performances?”
Me: “I have many..."
David Letterman
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Conan O'Brien
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Jon Stewart Show
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Me: “I have many..."
David Letterman
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Conan O'Brien
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Jon Stewart Show
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once
January 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once
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good time to remind you of one of my favorite comics. for no particular reason.
December 28, 2024 at 6:50 PM
good time to remind you of one of my favorite comics. for no particular reason.
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[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
December 10, 2024 at 10:07 PM
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit