Noir Dragon
@noirdragon.bsky.social
The noir dragon is a dreamer, steamy, strong, oft silent, until silence is no longer an option.
straight/sub/polyamorous
american
politically exhausted
incorrigible
wonky/abnormal/askew
straight/sub/polyamorous
american
politically exhausted
incorrigible
wonky/abnormal/askew
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hey man it's me, some dude who doesn't follow you. i saw your post and im pretty sure i recognized some of the words in it, would you like to spend the next two hours arguing with me about some stuff i made up
July 26, 2023 at 7:58 PM
hey man it's me, some dude who doesn't follow you. i saw your post and im pretty sure i recognized some of the words in it, would you like to spend the next two hours arguing with me about some stuff i made up
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yes, they’re skeets - jay pleaded with everyone not to call them that, which locked the term in immediately
you are on step 2 of this cycle
you are on step 2 of this cycle
July 24, 2023 at 5:20 PM
yes, they’re skeets - jay pleaded with everyone not to call them that, which locked the term in immediately
you are on step 2 of this cycle
you are on step 2 of this cycle
my posts are like if you gave a bsky code to your mom, but your mom took lsd
my posts are like if you gave a Bsky code to your mom, but your mom read a lot of Lenin
my posts are like if you gave a bsky code to the most Normal deranged person
July 26, 2023 at 5:19 AM
my posts are like if you gave a bsky code to your mom, but your mom took lsd
introduce yourself with
one book
one album
one movie
one book
one album
one movie
July 26, 2023 at 12:25 AM
introduce yourself with
one book
one album
one movie
one book
one album
one movie
i'm not alt-right or alt-left.
i'm alt-human.
i can't really recall a time in my life when i really felt in sync with humanity.
i always felt like an outsider looking in, and for the most part that hasn't changed.
i'm alt-human.
i can't really recall a time in my life when i really felt in sync with humanity.
i always felt like an outsider looking in, and for the most part that hasn't changed.
July 25, 2023 at 11:44 PM
i'm not alt-right or alt-left.
i'm alt-human.
i can't really recall a time in my life when i really felt in sync with humanity.
i always felt like an outsider looking in, and for the most part that hasn't changed.
i'm alt-human.
i can't really recall a time in my life when i really felt in sync with humanity.
i always felt like an outsider looking in, and for the most part that hasn't changed.
reskeet with a line from an old tv commercial
"my bologna has a first name, it's o s c a r"
"my bologna has a first name, it's o s c a r"
July 25, 2023 at 10:40 PM
reskeet with a line from an old tv commercial
"my bologna has a first name, it's o s c a r"
"my bologna has a first name, it's o s c a r"
doesn't everyone?
if not, that's a bit weird...
if not, that's a bit weird...
i love mumbling to myself as i go about my little tasks during the day
July 25, 2023 at 8:53 PM
doesn't everyone?
if not, that's a bit weird...
if not, that's a bit weird...
The dead don't die, the ❤️ still beats
Head held high, I haunt these streets
Life's killed me a hundred thousand times
u can try, u can try, but the dead don't die
Knock me down 6 ft deep
1 more round, no reprieve
Life's killed me a hundred thousand times
u can try, u can try, but the dead don't die
Head held high, I haunt these streets
Life's killed me a hundred thousand times
u can try, u can try, but the dead don't die
Knock me down 6 ft deep
1 more round, no reprieve
Life's killed me a hundred thousand times
u can try, u can try, but the dead don't die
July 25, 2023 at 6:03 PM
The dead don't die, the ❤️ still beats
Head held high, I haunt these streets
Life's killed me a hundred thousand times
u can try, u can try, but the dead don't die
Knock me down 6 ft deep
1 more round, no reprieve
Life's killed me a hundred thousand times
u can try, u can try, but the dead don't die
Head held high, I haunt these streets
Life's killed me a hundred thousand times
u can try, u can try, but the dead don't die
Knock me down 6 ft deep
1 more round, no reprieve
Life's killed me a hundred thousand times
u can try, u can try, but the dead don't die
i'm not okay w/all the money the us is sending to the ukraine. i do think putin is a stalin wannabe, but zelenskyy is a putz. both leaders are to blame for this situation, and i feel lousy for all the innocent citizens of both nations who are getting caught in the crossfire
yeah I will absolutely settle for people just not having a take on the conflict at all, but it’s the people who actively are doing PR for Putin based on a teenage grasp of world politics that really piss me off
July 25, 2023 at 5:57 PM
i'm not okay w/all the money the us is sending to the ukraine. i do think putin is a stalin wannabe, but zelenskyy is a putz. both leaders are to blame for this situation, and i feel lousy for all the innocent citizens of both nations who are getting caught in the crossfire
i'm so pale i make casper the friendly ghost look like he's got a tan
July 25, 2023 at 5:50 PM
i'm so pale i make casper the friendly ghost look like he's got a tan
Jack Dorsey looks like the kind of guy who swears he's not a prepper, but has a networked system of underground fallout shelters with enough supplies for two centuries if it's just him using them.
Jack Dorsey looks like the kind of guy who says he’s a feminist while denying you a promotion because a 22 year old dude showed more leadership potential
Jack Dorsey looks like the kind of guy who'd explain to you gently and sincerely why the MLM you're looking into is bullshit, then will push you into his MLM.
July 25, 2023 at 1:32 PM
Jack Dorsey looks like the kind of guy who swears he's not a prepper, but has a networked system of underground fallout shelters with enough supplies for two centuries if it's just him using them.
somebody toss me a bag
July 25, 2023 at 2:12 AM
somebody toss me a bag
i love many veggies, and heart blowing bubbles
A lot of motherfuckers talking about bubbles and eating your vegetables live in suburban cul-de-sacs and own F150s and have never learned their neighbours’ names.
July 25, 2023 at 2:09 AM
i love many veggies, and heart blowing bubbles
i see youuuuu
My invisibility super power has made short work of another platform.
July 25, 2023 at 2:06 AM
i see youuuuu
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And for my first trick in this new social media platform…. I will disappear! ✨
July 25, 2023 at 1:52 AM
And for my first trick in this new social media platform…. I will disappear! ✨
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Alright trying something new here on this site! Just a lil artist here getting back into the swing of things 😌💚
July 25, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Alright trying something new here on this site! Just a lil artist here getting back into the swing of things 😌💚
now that I've got the ole profile lookin like I want, some deets
straight/sub/polyamorous
american
politically exhausted
incorrigible
wonky/abnormal/askew
straight/sub/polyamorous
american
politically exhausted
incorrigible
wonky/abnormal/askew
July 25, 2023 at 2:00 AM
now that I've got the ole profile lookin like I want, some deets
straight/sub/polyamorous
american
politically exhausted
incorrigible
wonky/abnormal/askew
straight/sub/polyamorous
american
politically exhausted
incorrigible
wonky/abnormal/askew
It's also a great tune by Bring Me The Horizon. https://youtu.be/racmy7Y9P4M
July 25, 2023 at 1:52 AM
It's also a great tune by Bring Me The Horizon. https://youtu.be/racmy7Y9P4M
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"she's so standoffish and cold"
that was so you couldn't learn anything about my abuse, so you could use it against me, or to further hurt me with, because none of y'all can be trusted.
:|
that was so you couldn't learn anything about my abuse, so you could use it against me, or to further hurt me with, because none of y'all can be trusted.
:|
"You're so quiet for someone your size"
Yeah that was an innate desire to make myself as small as possible in every situation
:)
Yeah that was an innate desire to make myself as small as possible in every situation
:)
July 24, 2023 at 10:00 PM
"she's so standoffish and cold"
that was so you couldn't learn anything about my abuse, so you could use it against me, or to further hurt me with, because none of y'all can be trusted.
:|
that was so you couldn't learn anything about my abuse, so you could use it against me, or to further hurt me with, because none of y'all can be trusted.
:|
being that I'm a dragon, i walk the dinosaur like you ain't never seen
*cocks shotgun* I said EVERYBODY walk the dinosaur
July 24, 2023 at 9:52 PM
being that I'm a dragon, i walk the dinosaur like you ain't never seen
me: I couldn't possibly eat anymore
person handing me a baby: what
person handing me a baby: what
me: no thanks I'm a vegan
person handing me a baby: what
person handing me a baby: what
July 24, 2023 at 7:16 PM
me: I couldn't possibly eat anymore
person handing me a baby: what
person handing me a baby: what
Welcome to bluesky we have rules:
1. You don't tug on Superman's cape
2. You don't spit into the wind
3. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
4. You don't mess around with Jim
1. You don't tug on Superman's cape
2. You don't spit into the wind
3. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
4. You don't mess around with Jim
Welcome to bluesky we have rules:
1. I'm a creep
2. I'm a weirdo
3. What the hell am I doing here?
4. I don't belong here
1. I'm a creep
2. I'm a weirdo
3. What the hell am I doing here?
4. I don't belong here
July 24, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Welcome to bluesky we have rules:
1. You don't tug on Superman's cape
2. You don't spit into the wind
3. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
4. You don't mess around with Jim
1. You don't tug on Superman's cape
2. You don't spit into the wind
3. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
4. You don't mess around with Jim
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i saw some id*ot saying people mocking crypto/nft goofs should be using that energy mocking right wing assholes instead, so I made this helpful venn diagram
July 24, 2023 at 6:47 PM
i saw some id*ot saying people mocking crypto/nft goofs should be using that energy mocking right wing assholes instead, so I made this helpful venn diagram