EkaBakie
@noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social
She/Her Catfish. Queen of gif. Wielder of boob lasers. Don’t fall in love with me
People wanted me to come back but there is zero interaction here so I’m out
March 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
People wanted me to come back but there is zero interaction here so I’m out
Every other post here is n*zi shit but y’all aren’t ready to hear that
March 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Every other post here is n*zi shit but y’all aren’t ready to hear that
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Ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of paying a $35 overdraft fee
March 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of paying a $35 overdraft fee
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when men say “but you know how women are” to me, a woman, i should be able to push them into a vat of acid and not catch a charge.
March 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
when men say “but you know how women are” to me, a woman, i should be able to push them into a vat of acid and not catch a charge.
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"... with liberty* and justice** for all***"
*while supplies last
**void where prohibited
***some restrictions apply
*while supplies last
**void where prohibited
***some restrictions apply
March 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"... with liberty* and justice** for all***"
*while supplies last
**void where prohibited
***some restrictions apply
*while supplies last
**void where prohibited
***some restrictions apply
You can’t mute reposts here? That’s lame. I’m starting to remember why I left
March 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You can’t mute reposts here? That’s lame. I’m starting to remember why I left
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Bring back painted movie posters you cowards.
March 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Bring back painted movie posters you cowards.
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I love long walks… especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.
March 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I love long walks… especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.
I’m bummed that this app still does not have a drafts folder
March 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m bummed that this app still does not have a drafts folder
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"The stench of their bodies was horrible... it overwhelmed the lilacs... But I had never been so happy as that moment... as I held hands with Death."
Nosferatu, embroidery on cotton.
Nosferatu, embroidery on cotton.
March 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
"The stench of their bodies was horrible... it overwhelmed the lilacs... But I had never been so happy as that moment... as I held hands with Death."
Nosferatu, embroidery on cotton.
Nosferatu, embroidery on cotton.
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Whats the German words for i wish that asteroid hit us
March 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Whats the German words for i wish that asteroid hit us
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Too many actions, not enough consequences.
March 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Too many actions, not enough consequences.
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"ciwantwo tastes wike soooaaappp" no it doesn't you fuckaas bitch
March 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"ciwantwo tastes wike soooaaappp" no it doesn't you fuckaas bitch
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Let’s get out of this place is my love language
March 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Let’s get out of this place is my love language
I took a break but now I guess I’m back
March 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I took a break but now I guess I’m back
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She was ornery, like an old-timey prospector.
And she wouldn't shut up about gold, also like an old-timey prospector.
And she wouldn't shut up about gold, also like an old-timey prospector.
February 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
She was ornery, like an old-timey prospector.
And she wouldn't shut up about gold, also like an old-timey prospector.
And she wouldn't shut up about gold, also like an old-timey prospector.
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Write out of fear. Write out of spite. Write out of anger, anxiety, love, hope, despair. Write that weird shit. Write fucked up stories. Write to inspire. Whatever it is, write what only you can write, what truly drives your passion. There is no one right way or motivator or inspiration. Just yours.
February 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Write out of fear. Write out of spite. Write out of anger, anxiety, love, hope, despair. Write that weird shit. Write fucked up stories. Write to inspire. Whatever it is, write what only you can write, what truly drives your passion. There is no one right way or motivator or inspiration. Just yours.
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I want a boyfriend to snuggle but I don’t want to date men. You see my dilemma.
February 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I want a boyfriend to snuggle but I don’t want to date men. You see my dilemma.
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My neighbor Randy saw his shadow today so it looks like we’ll be experiencing six more weeks of drunken front yard kung fu
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My neighbor Randy saw his shadow today so it looks like we’ll be experiencing six more weeks of drunken front yard kung fu
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So it turns out I'm really nothing but anxiety and insecurities held together by cheese.
January 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
So it turns out I'm really nothing but anxiety and insecurities held together by cheese.
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
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nicolas cage in music videos: thread
January 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
nicolas cage in music videos: thread