Nick Murphy
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Nick Murphy
@nmurph18.bsky.social
· Feb 18
I don't believe that's true because if that were true, it would mean that every decision I've ever made in my life was wrong or at least misguided and I would have to reevaluate my entire being and that's too much for me so I don't believe it and actually I'm now angry that you suggested it.
I stg, if Liverpool stick with Arne Slot only to fire him halfway into the 26/27 season, meanwhile Xabi Alonso leads Man City or Bayern to a UCL title, I'm gonna go fucking apeshit
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I stg, if Liverpool stick with Arne Slot only to fire him halfway into the 26/27 season, meanwhile Xabi Alonso leads Man City or Bayern to a UCL title, I'm gonna go fucking apeshit
Post a banger that isn't in English
February 10, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Post a banger that isn't in English
If Dominik Szoboszlai wasn't so good at free kicks, Arne Slot would've been fired already
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
If Dominik Szoboszlai wasn't so good at free kicks, Arne Slot would've been fired already
Bad Bunny did a great job handling the hardest part of a West coast halftime show: daylight
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Bad Bunny did a great job handling the hardest part of a West coast halftime show: daylight
I would love to have more money but every time I see someone who comes from money, I feel so glad that I'm not a douchebag like they are.
February 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I would love to have more money but every time I see someone who comes from money, I feel so glad that I'm not a douchebag like they are.
My conservative mother wouldn't let me watch Captain Planet because she didn't want "Ted Turner to brainwash her children"
Relatedly, I always felt it was odd when older generations were surprised that many Millennials embraced environmentalism as a sort of moral baseline.
Like, for a large portion of Millennials, a foundational Saturday morning television show was…Captain Planet.
Like, for a large portion of Millennials, a foundational Saturday morning television show was…Captain Planet.
“millennials are the only generation after leaded gas and before the social media proliferation”
guys: we were also the only generation to have WISHBONE and BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY. let’s think about THAT.
guys: we were also the only generation to have WISHBONE and BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY. let’s think about THAT.
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
My conservative mother wouldn't let me watch Captain Planet because she didn't want "Ted Turner to brainwash her children"
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when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.
February 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
I'm sorry, but if you can't immediately clock this as AI, something is actually wrong with your brain
Over on X, the Everything App, serious conservative thinker Dinesh D'Souza shared a video of an AI-generated woman on a fake podcast he seemingly thought was real, telling the audience that young women should get with older men. Dude, wtf?
February 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I'm sorry, but if you can't immediately clock this as AI, something is actually wrong with your brain
Sometimes I'm really torn between calling Robert Downey Jr "Ardy Jay" or "Downey Junes". Life is hard.
February 5, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Sometimes I'm really torn between calling Robert Downey Jr "Ardy Jay" or "Downey Junes". Life is hard.
Youtube is just determined to make their platform uglier and harder to use.
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Youtube is just determined to make their platform uglier and harder to use.
Zendaya Coleman has a last name and none of you idiots know her personally so you should use it.
February 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Zendaya Coleman has a last name and none of you idiots know her personally so you should use it.
I'm just saying that if malpractice insurance were illegal and a few doctors had been murdered by family members of dead patients then maybe doctors wouldn't suck so much shit, you know?
February 2, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I'm just saying that if malpractice insurance were illegal and a few doctors had been murdered by family members of dead patients then maybe doctors wouldn't suck so much shit, you know?
Michael Jordan's first year in the NBA, he won Rookie of the year.
Wayne Gretzky's first year in the NHL, he won league MVP.
Lionel Messi's first full year at Barcelona, he won a treble and the Ballon d'Or
Tom Brady's first season as an NFL starter, he won Super Bowl MVP.
The GOATS were always GOATS
Wayne Gretzky's first year in the NHL, he won league MVP.
Lionel Messi's first full year at Barcelona, he won a treble and the Ballon d'Or
Tom Brady's first season as an NFL starter, he won Super Bowl MVP.
The GOATS were always GOATS
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Michael Jordan's first year in the NBA, he won Rookie of the year.
Wayne Gretzky's first year in the NHL, he won league MVP.
Lionel Messi's first full year at Barcelona, he won a treble and the Ballon d'Or
Tom Brady's first season as an NFL starter, he won Super Bowl MVP.
The GOATS were always GOATS
Wayne Gretzky's first year in the NHL, he won league MVP.
Lionel Messi's first full year at Barcelona, he won a treble and the Ballon d'Or
Tom Brady's first season as an NFL starter, he won Super Bowl MVP.
The GOATS were always GOATS
[whispers from a corner]
I want to live in a world where both Luigi Mangione and Donald Trump have to go to prison for a long time
I want to live in a world where both Luigi Mangione and Donald Trump have to go to prison for a long time
January 30, 2026 at 4:29 PM
[whispers from a corner]
I want to live in a world where both Luigi Mangione and Donald Trump have to go to prison for a long time
I want to live in a world where both Luigi Mangione and Donald Trump have to go to prison for a long time
You guys, it finally happened. Jamelle Bouie blocked me cause I couldn't stop telling him what horrible taste he has in media.
January 30, 2026 at 8:37 AM
You guys, it finally happened. Jamelle Bouie blocked me cause I couldn't stop telling him what horrible taste he has in media.
No. No no nope nope nooooooope.
When the youngins start speaking like morons, the correct approach is to punch them in the mouth, not speak like a moron yourself
When the youngins start speaking like morons, the correct approach is to punch them in the mouth, not speak like a moron yourself
Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museum’s art.
She never expected to slay. https://wapo.st/45BXc3S
She never expected to slay. https://wapo.st/45BXc3S
January 30, 2026 at 8:28 AM
No. No no nope nope nooooooope.
When the youngins start speaking like morons, the correct approach is to punch them in the mouth, not speak like a moron yourself
When the youngins start speaking like morons, the correct approach is to punch them in the mouth, not speak like a moron yourself
The Link's Awakening remake is a great example of a game that recreates all of the content while completely butchering the vibe of the game. The graphics were wrong. The music was VERY wrong. Original is one of the greatest Zelda titles ever made. The remake is absolute trash.
January 30, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The Link's Awakening remake is a great example of a game that recreates all of the content while completely butchering the vibe of the game. The graphics were wrong. The music was VERY wrong. Original is one of the greatest Zelda titles ever made. The remake is absolute trash.
There's a line of dialogue in Ocean's Eleven between Topher Grace and George Clooney that I think most people missed, but, in retrospect, it might be the best joke in the whole movie.
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 AM
There's a line of dialogue in Ocean's Eleven between Topher Grace and George Clooney that I think most people missed, but, in retrospect, it might be the best joke in the whole movie.
I'm, uh, not going to be normal until I find out what substance was sprayed on Ilhan Omar today
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I'm, uh, not going to be normal until I find out what substance was sprayed on Ilhan Omar today
huh, turns out cheating a lot and then following your 25yo girlfriend to a college town where you further ruin an already bad football program makes Hall of Fame voters second guess your credentials.
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 AM
huh, turns out cheating a lot and then following your 25yo girlfriend to a college town where you further ruin an already bad football program makes Hall of Fame voters second guess your credentials.
Just found out that John Mulaney is friends with the guy who defended Nestle against a class action lawsuit brought by Nestle's child slaves and now it all makes sense.
Something I think about sometimes is what kind of mind you would have to have to date both Aaron Rodgers and John Mulaney
January 27, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Just found out that John Mulaney is friends with the guy who defended Nestle against a class action lawsuit brought by Nestle's child slaves and now it all makes sense.
I get that language is always changing and that "cope" as a noun is simpler than "coping mechanism" but it just makes anyone who uses it sound like a 4chan asshole.
I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I get that language is always changing and that "cope" as a noun is simpler than "coping mechanism" but it just makes anyone who uses it sound like a 4chan asshole.
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[lips pressed directly on mic] yes
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
[lips pressed directly on mic] yes
I am an assortment of NC BBQ sides. I am mac and cheese. I am hush puppies. I am corn pudding.
If you could be a comfort food what would you be?
I think I’d be beef stew with a piece of cornbread.
I think I’d be beef stew with a piece of cornbread.
January 22, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I am an assortment of NC BBQ sides. I am mac and cheese. I am hush puppies. I am corn pudding.