Nick Murphy
@nmurph18.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
![A Julius Caesar knife holder: a marble bust of Caesar with knife handles protruding everywhere.
Apparently, my moral philosophy is [REDACTED] the rich.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2zw62mc47udjzapvmpu5wlho/bafkreig77qsgszmul3hon6ulpykz4ntyudpo5lkzdnhrnu5imjag7jzq6u@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
It's wild to me that people can look at this chart and think that it means that AI is replacing jobs when what it really means is that there's an AI bubble
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's wild to me that people can look at this chart and think that it means that AI is replacing jobs when what it really means is that there's an AI bubble
AI is an absolute disaster
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
AI is an absolute disaster
@rwohan.bsky.social if ten clubs were relegated and only one club was promoted, that means relegation is *ten* times more likely than promotion, not nine times.
10÷1=10, not 9.
10÷1=10, not 9.
August 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
@rwohan.bsky.social if ten clubs were relegated and only one club was promoted, that means relegation is *ten* times more likely than promotion, not nine times.
10÷1=10, not 9.
10÷1=10, not 9.
I just diagrammed the entire sentence minus the two parentheticals and the end result looks like something a crazy person would write on the walls of their padded cell.
August 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I just diagrammed the entire sentence minus the two parentheticals and the end result looks like something a crazy person would write on the walls of their padded cell.
This was 4 episodes later
June 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This was 4 episodes later
The greatest set-up and call-back in TV history.
June 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The greatest set-up and call-back in TV history.
Put another way:
By the time Djokovic won his first slam, Nadal had won 3. By the time Djoker won his second slam, Nadal had won *9*, including two wimbledon titles (as a so called clay court specialist.
Their primes are all roughly comparable, but Nadal has the strongest early career.
By the time Djokovic won his first slam, Nadal had won 3. By the time Djoker won his second slam, Nadal had won *9*, including two wimbledon titles (as a so called clay court specialist.
Their primes are all roughly comparable, but Nadal has the strongest early career.
June 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Put another way:
By the time Djokovic won his first slam, Nadal had won 3. By the time Djoker won his second slam, Nadal had won *9*, including two wimbledon titles (as a so called clay court specialist.
Their primes are all roughly comparable, but Nadal has the strongest early career.
By the time Djokovic won his first slam, Nadal had won 3. By the time Djoker won his second slam, Nadal had won *9*, including two wimbledon titles (as a so called clay court specialist.
Their primes are all roughly comparable, but Nadal has the strongest early career.
"That's the brunette named Annette."
"Wouldn't you just give anything if she was from Tibet?"
"I'm actually fine with her being from Philadelphia so please state your business."
Maybe the best joke in the entire run of The West Wing.
"Wouldn't you just give anything if she was from Tibet?"
"I'm actually fine with her being from Philadelphia so please state your business."
Maybe the best joke in the entire run of The West Wing.
May 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
"That's the brunette named Annette."
"Wouldn't you just give anything if she was from Tibet?"
"I'm actually fine with her being from Philadelphia so please state your business."
Maybe the best joke in the entire run of The West Wing.
"Wouldn't you just give anything if she was from Tibet?"
"I'm actually fine with her being from Philadelphia so please state your business."
Maybe the best joke in the entire run of The West Wing.
Since you apparently need it explained to you simply with bright colors:
May 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Since you apparently need it explained to you simply with bright colors:
This run-on sentence is maybe the most embarrassing piece of writing by the head of an education department in the history of mankind.
May 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This run-on sentence is maybe the most embarrassing piece of writing by the head of an education department in the history of mankind.
Entire GOP is this energy now.
April 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Entire GOP is this energy now.
Commercial jet path from San Francisco to Houston overlayed with US Restricted Airspace.
February 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Commercial jet path from San Francisco to Houston overlayed with US Restricted Airspace.
It's not even the jet stream. It's that a direct path between San Francisco and Houston would go directly through two huge restricted airspaces. The commercial flight is following the shortest legal path.
February 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It's not even the jet stream. It's that a direct path between San Francisco and Houston would go directly through two huge restricted airspaces. The commercial flight is following the shortest legal path.
What in the hell is a "pronto-human"?
January 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What in the hell is a "pronto-human"?
If this scene had taken place in the DC Universe, everyone would be in their little outfits and the room would be some fake war-room thing.
So no, I have no hope that the new Superman will be good.
So no, I have no hope that the new Superman will be good.
December 27, 2024 at 11:47 AM
If this scene had taken place in the DC Universe, everyone would be in their little outfits and the room would be some fake war-room thing.
So no, I have no hope that the new Superman will be good.
So no, I have no hope that the new Superman will be good.
Captain America spends most of Winter Soldier in jeans and a t-shirt. It's a great movie because we get to focus on the characters as real people, not as weird, costumed freaks.
But DC? They just keep making everyone a costumed freak and wonder why their movies suck.
But DC? They just keep making everyone a costumed freak and wonder why their movies suck.
December 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Captain America spends most of Winter Soldier in jeans and a t-shirt. It's a great movie because we get to focus on the characters as real people, not as weird, costumed freaks.
But DC? They just keep making everyone a costumed freak and wonder why their movies suck.
But DC? They just keep making everyone a costumed freak and wonder why their movies suck.
It's the handwriting. Every time this happens the handwriting is the same. Haphazardly scrawled by someone who's never held a spray paint can before.
December 12, 2024 at 3:55 AM
It's the handwriting. Every time this happens the handwriting is the same. Haphazardly scrawled by someone who's never held a spray paint can before.
I needed to post this cause I needed someone else to see that this really happened. I have seen AI make mistakes, but something about sitting there while it slowly typed out all those notes in the last response.. it broke me.
December 5, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I needed to post this cause I needed someone else to see that this really happened. I have seen AI make mistakes, but something about sitting there while it slowly typed out all those notes in the last response.. it broke me.
Fatherhood and potus are his most visible failures, judiciary chair is the dark horse here
December 3, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Fatherhood and potus are his most visible failures, judiciary chair is the dark horse here
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free
December 2, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free